Dear Reader,
I must admit it has been a while since I've posted on here since my other story didn't get too many reviews. I thought that I would attempt one more time to write onto this site before removing my hat from the coat rack and finding another home. So I hope you enjoy this story, and then hope that you read my other stories as well.
Fox-Forbidden-Child
When Male Companions Attack
Written By: Fox-Forbidden-Child
Disclaimer: Please Note that I own none of the characters mention in the story. The only person I own is the Talk Show host, and the audience members. So the characters from Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu Gi Oh, Psychic Force, Inuyasha, etc. belong to their creators. I am only using them as an asset in my attempt to make a comedy story.
Fox's Honor
Chapter 1:
Talk Show Host: Hi Everybody!
Audience Cheers.
Talk Show Host: I am your host Ms. Mayumi Mitsu, and welcome to today's show.
Audience Cheers
Mayumi: Now today's show is quite interesting here, because as you all know the show for today is:
Audience: When Male Companions Attack!
Mayumi: That's Correcto Mando! So let's bring out are first guest. Our First guest is an 18 year old man, from Japan. He has Long Beautiful Red hair, beautiful green eyes, tall and slender body, is often mistaking as a girl and has split personalities. Please help me welcome Shuichi Minamono to the stage.
Audience Cheers and Howls as Suichi (Kurama) comes out on stage.
Mayumi: Settle down ladies and gents. Welcome to the show Mr. Minamono.
Kurama: Hello Ms. Mitsu it's such an honor to be on your show.
Mayumi: (Giggles) No need to be formal Mayumi is just fine cutie. I mean you weren't kidding when you said you considered yourself to be a fox, am I correcto mando ladies.
Female Audience Cheers.
Mayumi: Now! Now! Let's settle down and let Suichi here tell us his story. Okay? (Turns to Kurama) So would you like to tell us your story? Tell us what brought you here to the show today.
Kurama: Well I am here basically to clear my name, and set the record straight.
Mayumi: And what exactly are you trying to set straight.
Kurama: That I am or never will be a submissive partner to any man!
Audience Ohh's and Ahh's.
Mayumi: And what do you mean about that Mr. Minamono?
Kurama: I am sick of always playing the woman in distress role, the motherly role, hell the womanly role at all. I am here to let all these people know that I am not that way at all.
Mayumi: And today you've brought five men here to tell them what you're all about, am I correcto mando.
Kurama: Yes you are.
Mayumi: (Looks at Note Cards in Hand) It's says that these five guys are Yusuke Urameshi, Koemna, Karasu, Kuronue, and your best friend Hiei.
Kurama: Yes ma'am.
Mayumi: And what exactly are you about to tell them.
Kurama: That I am not their slut.
Audience Ohh's!
Mayumi: Quiet down now, and they have no idea why they are here?
Kurama: None what so ever.
Mayumi: Well then let's bring them out, come on guys help me welcome Yusuke, Koemna, Karasu, Kuronue and Hiei.
Yusuke, Koemna, Karasu, Kuronue and Hiei come out onto the stage with Kurama. Hiei sits next to Kurama on his left side. Kuronue sits next to Kurama on his right side. Next to Hiei is Yusuke. Next to Kuronue is Karasu, and next to him is Koemna.
Mayumi: Well hello fellows why don't you introduce yourselves.
Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi 17 years old
Karasu: Karasu
Kuronue: Kuronue
Koemna: Koemna
Hiei: Hiei
Mayumi: So your friend Suichi here has something he wants to tell you.
All Five look towards Kurama.
Mayumi: Well Suichi let them have it.
Kurama: With Pleasure (Kurama turns to them) Look I don't know who the hell you all think you are but I am not you damn slut! I'm sick of you all treating me like a woman! Doing shit for me! I can take care of my damn self and I don't need you all guarding me damnit!
Audience: Ohh
Hiei: Well if you didn't need us guarding you then why is it that your sorry ass always gets caught in a crossfire and get injuried.
Yusuke: Yeah and if you didn't want us treating like a woman then you should cut your long ass hair and man up.
Kurama: I know the both of you are not going to sit here and try to put me down. Yusuke you're a fucking deadbeat who couldn't do anything with his life. You couldn't get a woman even if you wanted to, and hell sometimes Kayko doesn't even want you and Hiei you're a sorry ass punt size fire demon who only thinks of himself, and to top that off you're a tramp!
Audience: Ohh!
Hiei: I'm a tramp! I'm not the one going around sleeping with every fucking person in sight!
Kurama: You son of a bitch! I don't sleep with anyone I don't know!
Hiei: What did you call me!
Kurama: I called you a son of a bitch you jack ass!
TBC…..
Well I hope you like what I have so far if you want to see more leave me some f/b and I would post more of it.