Dear Reader,

Well, this is quite a surprise I wasn't planning on get too many reviews back from the first chapter, but I'm sure glad I did -  that's me smiling. I've been swamped with final projects, work, and band performances that I hadn't been working on the story much. However I finally got some free time and so another chapter goes up - YAY! So, anyway since you all want me to continue "When Male Companions Attack"; I decided to leave my hat on the coat rack until I have completed it. However, if I don't get anymore reviews then I will remove it and be on my merry way. I want to thank all of those who left reviews, and hope you like this as well.

SPS-Kun- Thanks for the review. I hope that everyone will get over the stereo types, although I followed them. I thought this would be a funny way to do something different with these characters, but glad you like.

Loser By Choice- It pleases me to know that you find my story to be "hella" funny. I did take your little note into consideration, and now people who don't feel like signing in can leave reviews now. So Thanks.

Kitsune No Inori- I'm glad it amuses you and hope that you like this chapter as well.

Shinzona- I'm glad you approve. I hope that the dialogue between Karasu, Kuronue, and Kurama is to your liking.

Fox-Forbidden-Child

When Male Companions Attack

Written By: Fox-Forbidden-Child

Disclaimer: Please Note that I own none of the characters mention in the story. The only person I own is the Talk Show host, and the audience members. So the characters from Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu Gi Oh, Psychic Force, Inuyasha, etc. belong to their creators. I am only using them as an asset in my attempt to make a comedy story.

Fox's Honor

Before Commercial Break

Kurama: I know the both of you are not going to sit here and try to put me down. Yusuke you're a fucking deadbeat who couldn't do anything with his life. You couldn't get a woman even if you wanted to, and hell sometimes Kayko doesn't even want you and Hiei you're a sorry ass punt size fire demon who only thinks of himself, and to top that off you're a tramp!

Audience: Ohh!

Hiei: I'm a tramp! I'm not the one going around sleeping with every fucking person in sight!

Kurama: You son of a bitch! I don't sleep with anyone I don't know!

Hiei: What did you call me!

Kurama: I called you a son of a bitch you jack ass!

Chapter 2

Audience: Ohh!

Mayumi: Ouch that has got to hurt.

Hiei(Angrily): How dare you call my mother out of her name, after she has been dead for centuries. I DON'T GET WHERE YOU GET OFF BY COMING ON THIS SHOW TRYING TO EMBARRASS ME! WHEN JUST LAST NIGHT YOU WERE IN MY BED!

Kurama: Yeah I slept in the bed with you, but I didn't fuck you. HELL EVEN IF I WERE GAY YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE ME ANYWAY!

Audience Member 1: You tell him BOY!

Audience Member 2: Yeah! Kick his ass!

Hiei (sits down): I'm not going to argue with you to make these humans happy.

Mayumi: That does right… be the better man.

Karasu: I think your overreacting Kurama. You've probably bumped that pretty head of yours and forgotten that you were gay.

Kurama: Oh the hell you jump and shout! You just want me to be gay for the fact that I might consider you a lover. THE HELL I WOULD! YOU KRAZY NOT SPELLED WITH A C BUT WITH A K KRAZY. IN FACT I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR EVEN HERE! WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST? YOU HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE!

Karasu: MY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS YOU KURAMA AND TO PROVE MY LOVE AND LOYALTY TO YOU!

Kurama: I DON'T LOVE YOU! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU PHSYCO!

Audience: Ohh!

Kuronue: Yoko you should really calm down.

Kurama: Got Dammit! My name is Suichi Minamono now! And don't tell me to calm down! You were gone for all these years and I must admit back when I was young and we had sex I didn't like it then, and I am not going to like it now! That was a one time thing!

Kuronue: Who are you yelling at? I am not Hiei, Karasu, Koemna, or Yusuke. I will kick your tall ass and you know I will.

Kurama: I'd like to see you try it.

Kuronue goes for a punch, but is stopped by Koemna.

Kuronue: Hey let me go you little shit. He wants me to kick his ass and by golly I'm going to do it.

Koemna: Don't touch him. He has to have a really good reason for this. (Turns to Kurama) Kurama why did you bring us on here?

Kurama: Because I'm sick of being made the woman. Yes I must admit I am pretty like a woman, but dammit I am a man below the belt, and I would highly appreciate it if you all would stop chasing after me, as if I am gay.

Mayumi: Well can they do it? We'll find out at the end of the show. After this commercial break we will meet a young man who is also from Japan. He is said to be the lover of a CEO of a multi-million game industry. The young man wants to clear his name, and the CEO has no idea what he is talking about. So don't touch that dial.

Commercial Break

Well I hope that you all like this Chapter. I wonder who their talking about? Hmmm. Oh well you won't find out unless you leave feedback.

Hugs and Kisses

Fox