Yoda and the Darkside
Disclaimer- We don't own Star Wars or M&Ms. In fact, we don't want to own Star Wars. We'd like some M&Ms though…and we certainly don't own the ad. No infringement intended. Just borrowed some dialogue!
A/N- A wonderful sequel to ObiWan's Downfall. Blame our hyperactive natures, too many bags of skittles and amusing RotS M&Ms commercials.
"Now that you have joined the Dark Side Obi-Wan, you will disclose the location of the last Jedi, Master Yoda!" Vader commanded.
Obi-Wan nodded and continued to eat the skittles.
"Master Yoda is on Dagobah, Lord Vader; Lord Sidious," he replied, will a mouth full of skittles.
"Don't speak with your mouth full, Kenobi," Sidious hissed, then Force-floated Obi-Wan's packet towards himself.
Yoda was meditating in the vast swamplands of Dagobah. He was relatively content but still missed one thing from the Old Republic. M&Ms had always been readily available at the temple. He and Mace Windu would order candy each week to keep themselves happy.
"Crave the peanut M&Ms, I do," the old Whill grumbled, poking the ground with his cane.
"If only Obi-Wan were here. Liked candy, he did. But turned to the Dark Side for Skittles, he did. Lucky, he was," he grumbled yet again.
He still wanted some M&Ms.
Through the Force, Vader could feel the old Jedi Master's signature. He knew Obi-Wan was right.
"My old Master is craving M&Ms, Lord Sidious. Allow me to go to Dagobah and retrieve him. I believe we could turn him with these," he asked, as he gestured to the various crates of DarkSide M&Ms.
Quickly, Yoda was beamed aboard Vader's private ship. Sidious was no-where to be found, but Obi-Wan was sitting in the corner, eating what suspiciously looked like Skittles. Hmmm.
Immediately, Yoda spotted the M&Ms on the table. He began to eat them.
"Join me, Yoda. You may have all the M&Ms you require!"
Pondering for a moment, he chuckled.
"Considered your offer, I have. Join the Dark Side like you and Obi-Wan, I will not."
Vader got angry and used the Force to destroy the bowl of Dark Side M&Ms that were on the table.
Yoda was shocked- he may never get to have M&Ms ever again! He would need to do whatever was necessary…
"Start on Monday, I will"