Office Chairs Are Not Toys
Quatre wandered into the kitchen, even later than yesterday and still looking tired, and sat down across from Duo. The braided boy slurped up the last of his bowl of ramen, sighed contentedly, then glanced at Quatre. "Hey Quat-kun, what time is it?"
"Il est cinq hueres moins vingt," Quatre said sleepily.
"Err.. What!"
"Oh.. Umm.. Its 4:40" Quatre said, blushing furiously.
"You just spoke French, didn't you Quat-kun?" Duo asked, grinning mischeviously. "Yes.. But don't tell anyone!" Quatre pleaded desperately. But it was too late, as soon as he said 'yes' Duo was off, yelling at the top of his lungs.
"HEERO! TROWA! WUFEI! QUATRE SPOKE FREEEEEENCH!"
Quatre sighed sadly and quickly trotted into the lounge, sitting down on an armchair and curling into a ball on it. 5 minutes later, he was surrounded by the other four gundams, all asking demanding questions.
"Did you really speak French?"
"Aren't you meant to speak Hindu?"
"Is Duo lying again?"
"How did you learn French?"
"What did you say?"
"HEY! I don't lie!"
"Why aren't you answering?"
"Can you teach me French?"
"Quatre! Tell Heero I'm not lying! Please!"
At the last demand, Quatre's patience vanished and he leapt up, shoving Duo hard in the chest and yelling "I'm not obeying anything you say! Cause I TOLD you not to tell them!"
Duo stumbled backwards from the force of the shove and fell backwards into the office chair (1). The chair spun backwards, hit a corner of the couch and began spinning around extraodinarily fast for a chair. Quatreblinked and grabbed the back of the chair, stopping it suddenly. Duo flew forwards out of the chair and clung to the first thing possible, Heero's leg, and was sick all over the poor gundam's bare feet.
Quatre glared at the four of them and said threateningly (although Duo being sick was an accident), "No more questions! Or you'll all be spun around like that!" Heero quickly scooped up Duo and went out of the room as fast as he could without running, while Trowa and Wufei said nothing but looked very scared. Quatre gave them both one more glare, then went to get some toe socks from the laundry, his tiredness forgotten.
End
(1) Office chair definition: A computer desk chair on wheels that can spin around and has a lever to make it higher or lower.