Sirius and Artemis
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Sirius' P.O.V
The night had me exhausted. Chasing after Artemis gave you lots of exercise. So that night I cuddled with Grim (stuffed dog) and went to sleep. The next day I woke up to the sound of laughter. I got dressed and went downstairs to see why everyone was laughing. On my way down I saw things taped to the wall. On closer inspection I saw it was a picture of ME! Sleeping with Grim and SUCKING MY THUMB! I do NOT suck my thumb! ARTEMIS! I bet a million galleons she is behind this. I'll get her back though. 10 times as worse! I ran down the stairs to the third floor. I banged open the door and music came out. There must have been a silencing charm on the door cause I couldn't hear the music from outside. Artemis was listening to the music with her eyes closed, in her pajamas. I noticed the neckline on her black shirt went quite low and the shirt hardly went down to her belly button, which was peirced...twice. Her pajama pants hardly helped. The were really low on her hips. Her eyes flew open. She waved her hand and the music shut off. On her bed, Ginny sat up, also wearing pajamas. Though not as revealing, but close enough to it. Oh, WHY do they have to look so much like girls!
"Hello Sirius how are you?" Artemis asked sweetly.
"You bloody well know how I am! What is with all these pictures? How the hell did you get them?" I yelled at her.
"You should have been more on guard! I told you I'd get you back you just didn't listen!" She said. She did say that. DAMNIT!
"This...means...WAR!" I quietly exclaimed. I stomped out of the room and went to find Remus. He would help me. As I went down the stairs I heard footsteps behind me. I turned around to see Artemis and Ginny coming down after me...still in their pajamas. I hurried myself and went into the kitchen. As I went in the people inside started laughing hysterically. I held my head high and went to sit across from Remus. Artemis and Ginny sat on either side of me. Once everyone quieted down Molly passed out breakfast. As she passed me I could tell she was trying not to laugh. I ate breakfast in silence. Remus looked at me and I gave him a look that said we'll talk later. As I ate Artemis leaned over.
"So what are you and Remus going to do to get us back?" She asked.
"What makes you think we were planning anything? I could just forget about it and get on with life." I answered.
"Yeah and Voldemort is just a fluffy little bunny. Thats totally not like you."
"How do you know what I'm like? You don't even know me."
"I told her." Ginny said in my other ear.
"So what are you two planning to do?" Artemis said, taking the subject back to were it started. Before I could say anything Molly came over with a bunch of envelopes. She gave them to Harry, Ron, Hermy, Ginny, Artemis, Remus, and ME! No one sends me letters, even though I've been cleared of all charges. They were all Hogwarts letters. I haven't gotten one of these in years. I opened it and it was a job offer! To be the astronomy teacher. Well, I am good at astronomy...but a teacher? ME!
"So...are you going to accept? Cause you could TRY to get back at me ya know." Artemis smirked. Molly interrupted with a scream.
"OH! Harry is head boy! Thats three head boys in the family! But I don't know WHY they didn't give Ginny a prefect badge." She looked at Ginny.
"Dumbledore offered me but I said no." Ginny said. Molly let out a sceam type thing.
"What do you mean you said no! You are the last person in this family and you are not a prefect! If you were a prefect that would mean the whole family would be prefects!" Fred and George looked at each other. "You will go to Dumbledore and say you accept." Molly said sternly.
"No mom. I don't want to be a prefect! It would take the fun out of life! And most of the prefects are assholes! I don't want extra responsibilites or anything that has to do with being a prefect!" Ginny said. Molly pursered her lips. She whirled on the twins.
"This is all your fault! If you had set a better example for her..." Molly started but Ginny cut her off.
"Don't go and blame Fred and George for MY decision! The biggest influence for not being a prefect was Percy! I don't want to become an asshole like him!" Molly looked about ready to cry.
"Ok everyone. Give me your lists and I will get your school stuff." Arther said. They all gave him their lists. I hesitated at first but when I saw Remus give him his list I gave him mine. I mean this could be fun! I found a bit of paper and wrote I accept and sent it to Dumbledore. Molly had finally calmed down and started shooing everyone out of the kitchen. When Ginny went by her she gave her a hug. And they both apoligized at the same time. They started talking in hushed whispers and Molly nodded her head. Ginny looked happy and ran off. When I got to the door Molly stopped me.
"Do you think you could take Ginny and Artemis to the mall and Diagon Alley? I guess they can wear anything they want now at Hogwarts so they want to go shopping in Muggle London." She asked me.
"Sure I will. I got to get some new stuff anyways. But with the girls don't expect me back anytime soon." I said. Girls could take forever shopping. As I went out I was cornered by Ginny and Artmeis.
"Are you gunna take us?" Artemis asked.
"Ya. I got to get some new cloths anyways." They looked at each other.
"Well, this is going to be fun! We get to help you shop!" Ginny said. I groaned. This is why I never shopped with chicks.
"I think I could shop on my own thanks." I said. "Now go get ready. We'll have to go soon if we ant to get back before nightfall." They went upstairs. I sighed. This is going to be a LONG day.
Artemis P.O.V.
Ginny and me headed upstairs. When we got into our room everyone was in there, as usual. They all quieted when we went in. So they must have been talking about one of us. Fred and George came up to Ginny. They both hugged her and told her how proud they are that they wouldn't be the only ones in the family that declined being prefects. As thet was going on I went to the closet. I pulled out a pair of torn up jeans and the Ramones t-shirt. I looked around for my shoes. They were scattered around. I finally found my converse and went to the dresser. The twins were done with Ginny and she went to the closet to find her own clothes. I went into the bathroom and took a shower and got dressed. When I came out Ginny had already taken a shower in the boys bathroom so she sat with the others on the floor. They looked up as I came out. Ginny got up. I went to my bed and got the wallet that was in the pillow. It has muggle money and a charge card in it. I looked in the miror over the dresser. My hair just didn't go with my outfit. So I changed it to black. The people on the floor looked up at me.
"Your a metamorphmagus too?" Fred asked. I nodded.
"So let me get this strait," George started," Your a metamorphmagus, an animagus, you can fly without a broom, and you can do wandless magic? Have I about got everything right?"
"Actually I'm a shapeshifter, not an animagus." Everyone gaped at her. Hermy looked like she was doing some serious thinking.
"Wait...the only people that can do all of those, and even more, are gods and goddesses." She said slowly. I smiled.
"10 points to Hermy! I knew you would figure it out sooner or later! But you weren't the first to find out. Gin was, so 50 points to her!" They looked at Gin, who was wearing jeans and a red Rancid shirt. She had on black and red checkered Vans. "Well this has been fun and all but we gotta go! Talk to you all latur!" I left the room, Gin following. I could see Sirius down by the trolls leg table. As Sirius was about to pass it, it MAGICLY put its leg out. Sirius tripped over it and stumbled down the stairs. I quickly conjured the camera and got two pics. of him falling and one of him at the bottom of the stairs. I vanished the camera and copied the pictured 5 times and vanished them as well. Sirius looked up and saw us. Behind Nana's curtain I saw an eye and heard giggling. Gin and me were laughing hystericly.
"That was so not funny! Oh, you wait, when we get to Hogwarts it'll be open season! And lots of detention!" Sirius said getting up. We were still giggling as we went down the stairs. Molly came out of the kitchen.
"What was that noise?" She demanded.
"Oh, Sirius just fell down the stairs. He's really clumsy." Gin said. When Sirius turned around I showed her one of the pictures, this one was moving. She burst out laughing. I vanished it before Sirius turned around. He narrowed his eyes at me and I held me hands up. He sighed.
"Well better get a move on!" Sirius said. As we walked down the hall I looked at myself in the mirror again. I still didn't like me hair. It finally clicked and I changed my hair into a black mohawk with red tips. Molly walked us to the door. As we walked out she gave Gin some money. We went out the door and started walking. We waled a couple of blocks and came to the mall.
"Well this is conveient! The mall just a few blocks away! And there's the pub to Diagon Alley! That is so kool!" Gin said. We went inside and looked around. We were in the food court and it smelled bad! So we went to all the good stores. As I was waiting for them outside a store a cute guy caught my eye. I checked him out as he came over, he was wearing girl jeans and a My Chemical Romance jacket.
"Hey whats up?" He asked. He has a hot accent. Sirius and Gin came out of the store. Gin pulled Sirius away before he could say anything.
"Nothing much. How bout you?"
"Nothing. Hey what skool do you go to? I haven't seen you around anywhere."
"Oh I just moved here from Las Vegas, Nevada."
"Oh thats kool. I heard they do some serious partying in America."
"Hells yess they do! There's a party every night! And a concert to go to every weekend."
"Thats kool. So I take it you like to party" I nodded. "I'm having a party tonight wanna come?"
"Sure as long as I can bring my friend."
"Ya thats fine. Here's the directions. See you there." He handed me a piece of paper and left. AWSOMENESS! I found Sirius and Gin in one of the stores. When Sirius was out of the way I told Gin about the party. Gin said they would have to sneak out because her mom wouldn't allow it for her. Soon they left the mall and walked into the pub that linked to Diagon Alley. People gave Sirius and me strange looks as we passed. I guess it's because Sirius is a 'MADMAN' and no one knows me. We went to that brick wall thing and Gin tapped it in a certain order. The wall opened up into Diagon Alley. We went to the pet store first. I always wanted a pet. I decided to get a puppy. A little chihuahua puppy. Not to small and not to big and has more magical abilities than any other dog. Also nice but vicious when someone threatens it or its owner. I got an apple head chihuahua. Really rare, only 3 in the whole store. I WAS looking for a dragon, but I guess they don't sell those. Oh, well. I hear they sell eggs in Knockturn Alley. I got all my supplies and went to the quality quidditch store. In the window was the newest broom, the Moonshine. It was a dark blue color, unusual for any broom. And the tail was black with sparkles. I had a broom, it wasn't that good. I went strait into the store and bought it. Gin and Sirius bought one to. I don't know why Sirius needed one, but Gin was a chaser for the Gryffindor team.
"Hey, so you all wanna go back to the pub for drinks? I'm hella thirsty." Gin said. I nodded and we walked to the pub. As I went into the pub I ran into someone and fell over. Sirius and Gin didn't see me fall so they kept going.
"Oh, sorry didn't see you." I said.
"Well watch where you're going next time." I looked up into the cold eyes of Draco Malfoy.
"Hello Draco." I said.
"Do I know you?"
"Remember Selene? You know when Mrs. Black used to babysit you I was the girl there?" Resignation registered in his eyes.
"Sese?" He used an old nickname for me.
"Dray?" It was a code so we know if someone is using the polyjuice potion on one of us. His face lit up and he hugged me.
"Holy shit! It's been what?... 7 years since we last saw each other? Man! I didn't know you came out of hiding. Where's Beatrice?"
"OH...your dad didn't tell you what happened?"
"He's in Azkaban."
"Oh, sorry. Well last night Tom showed up and killed my ma. I'm in hiding somewhere else now."
"Ya I've been thinking about going into hiding myself."
"Well I could pull some strings and you could hide with me! Like old times."
"Ok, as long as I can share a room with you." He got a myschevious glint in his eyes.
"That might be possible as well. I don't think they found our room yet."
"You mean...?"
"Yep! But SHH! It's a secret."
"Ya ok. Hello Weasellete!" Gin and Sirius just walked up. They were holding beers. Gin had one for me. I took it and drank some. They got the good kind, Corona!
"Malfoy."
"Well this must be Sirius Black."
"Yes, this must be him. I take it your Lucius Malfoy's son."
"Not by choice."
"So what's this I hear about hiding?"
"Dray is coming to live with us." Gin stiffled a laugh.
"Dray?" she said. Draco scowled.
"Does Dumbledore approve?"
"Hang on. 13...9...7...5...3...1...ya he knows. He'll be here in about 5 minutes so lets just hang around." We found a table and drank. I finished my drink and ordered a Sex on the Beach. It was half gone by the time Dumbledore got there.
"Hello Artemis, Sirius, Ginerva, Draco. Draco, I heard you and your mom need to go into hiding. You would be most welcome with us until Hogwarts. You can stay with us as long as you want." He said.
"Thank you headmaster. I will go and get my things and my mom." Draco said.
"Oh Artemis will go with you. You will need her to get in." He gave me a paper and left.
"Sirius and Gin, see ya later. I think you can get back by yourselves. Lets go Draco." Sirius and Gin left through the front door. I finished my drink and followed Draco to the Floo fireplaces.
"Step in and say Malfoy Manor." Draco instructed. I stepped into the fireplace, took some floo powder and shouted "MALFOY MANOR" Then I was swirling amid the fire. I kept my arms closed but my eyes open. I landed on the floor of Draco's dining room. A second later he came out in a graceful movement. I had cleaned myself up before he came. At the sound of our entrance Narcissia came in the room.
"Oh Draco your..." She started as she saw me. She gave a squeak and ran over to hug me.
"Oh Artemis! I heard about Beatrice. I'm so terribly sorry. I will miss her so." She let me go after a while.
"So what brings you here?" She questioned.
"We're going into hiding mom. Gather all the stuff you need. Hurry though." Draco said.
"Where are we going?" She asked.
"You'll see. Artemis will help you pack." Draco left to gather his things. I followed Narcissia to her room.
"What do you need me to do?" I asked.
"Ok, I'll pack my clothes and such and you can pack my accessories." She gave me a suitcase and I went into the bathroom. I put her shampoo, condisioner, etc. in the bag. I went back in to see she was still shrinking and packing ALL her clothes.
"I'm going to see if Draco needs any help." I said. She waved her hand and I left to find Draco's room. I found it in about a minute. It was the floor below his mothers. He was also packing his clothes. But he packed muggle clothes. I came up behind him and jumped on his back. He tipped over and landed on me.
"mmph." A little sound came out of me. He rolled over and stood up. He held out his hand. I accepted it and stood up.
"Your mom's still packing her clothes so I thought I would come down here and bug you." I said.
"Really. Thanks for jumping on me. Even though it squished you."
"Hah hah. Very funny." He went back to packing. He had a really big bed, so I went over and started jumping on it.
"Hey! Stop jumping on my bed!"
"Wanna make me?"
"You are so going down."
"Only if you can catch me!" He ran over to the bed. I jumped down and ran around as he climbed over his bed. He chased me as I ran into his bathroom and locked the door.
"Alohamora" He said. The door swung open.
"OOPS!" I ran around his bathroom as he chased me. I was running to the closet when he tackled me onto the bed.
"Caught you." he said, trying to catch his breath. I tried to push him off but he held my arms above my head.
"Quite a position your in Artemis." He whispered in my ear. He kissed my neck and made his way up to my lips. He slid his tounge over my lips and I allowed him entrance. He snaked a hand under my shirt.
"Ahem." A cough came from the doorway. Draco took his hand out and stood up. He went back to the closet. I just sat on the bed. I wasn't really embaressed. It happened all the time, especially at skool.
"So, I take it your not packed. I'll get my stuff and put it by the fireplace." I stopped her before she turned around.
"Oh, we're not going by floo. We're taking the Night Bus. So just put them by your door, if you would."
"Ok." She left to get her stuff. I turned around to find Draco inches from me.
"We wern't finished." We started kissing again. I realized that if we kept this up we could be at this for hours. I broke the kiss off.
"Draco, we need to stop. If your finished packing we should leave." He pouted. "But we could finish later. Back at the house." I said in a seductive whisper. He brightened up immediently. He took the dufflebag he was shrinking things in and went to his door where I was waiting for him.
"What are you waiting for? Lets get to the house!" I laughed as he took me by the wrist and pulled me out. He let it go before we got to the door. Narcissia was waiting for us.
"Alright, lets go." I said marching out the door. When we got outside I held out my hand. The Night Bus came to a screaching stop in front of me. Stan came out.
"'Ello Arty! What can I do for you today?" He said.
"Drop us off at the pub." I said.
"Alright then. The usual price?" He asked.
"Actually I got two more with me so the usual times three." I gave him 33 sickles. I didn't have any galleons because I spent them all and didn't bother to get more. I heard Draco and Narcissia laugh as Stan tried to get all the sickles in his hands. I went to the back of the bus and up the stairs. I like the top of the bus. I took a seat at the back. Draco sat beside me. There was no one else on the top.
"Where's Narcissia?" I asked him.
"She doesn't like buses. She gets sick." He said. The seat also happened to be a couch. He leaned over to me.
"Me on the other hand..." He whispered in my ear. I turned around to tell him something to find him right in front of me. His lips captured mine, again. The bus started up again and Draco came to land on top of me.
"Are you always in this position?" Draco asked. Amusment in his voice. I pushed him back and straddled him.
"Actually I'm usually in this one." I said and leaned down to kiss him. We continued from where we left off in his room. His hand started pulling on my shirt, so I took it off. He stopped kissing me for a second to look at me.
"Better than last time." He said. When we were still getting baby-sat at misses Black, I was thirteen, before he had to leave I lost my virginity to him. It was a spir-of-the-moment type thing, and we were both drunk. I still came over once in a while though. He had taken his shirt off when the bus came to a hault and we fell to the floor.
"The Leaky Couldren." Stan's voice rang out. I quickly pulled on my shirt and walked down the stairs. I found Narcissia waiting for us outside the bus. A smirk fitted her lips as she saw my hair.
"Not what you think. I fell off my seat when the bus stopped." I said, but she still had the smirk on her face. I started walking down the street. I could see Narcissia looking around curiously but she didn't say anything. We stopped in front of the ghetto apartments that Grimmauld Place resides in. I gave Narcissia and Draco the piece of paper.
"Read and think about it ONLY!" I said. Grimmauld Place opened up before us. I opened the door and walked through. Sirius came walking out of the kitchen.
"Sirius!" Narcissia said as she walked up and gave him a hug.
"Narcissia, how are you?" Sirius said.
"Fantastic, now that Lucius is gone."
"Let me show you to your rooms." Draco cleared his throut.
"Actually, when Nana baby-sat me and Artemis she made a secret room for us." He said. Sirius looked confused.
"I've been all around the house and I've found no extra room."
"Well you wouldn't would you, it's secret." He walked over to Nana.
"Hello Nana. Can I get access to my room?" he asked her. Her face lit up.
"What's the password?" She asked. I walked over to him.
"Voldemort sucks ass!" We said at the same time. That's why I couldn't get in there myself. It took both of us to open it. Nana's portrait opened into a huge room. The walls were pink with blue stars. It was exactly as I remember it. Books scattred across the floor, the sheets on the bed messed up, posters of bands on the floor, and the closet half full of their old clothes. I ran over to the closet and went through it.
"AHA! I knew I had this skirt somewhere!" I said. It was a black leather mini skirt with a couple chains. I held it up to me, it was a little small but a simple engorment charm will fix that.
"Sorry Sese I don't think that will fit you anymore." Draco said. I waved my hand down it. It grew to fit me.
"I think it will now Dray." I smirked at him. He rolled his eyes. The others came into the room. Draco had already started unpacking his stuff.
"This room is freaking dirty!" Ron said.
"I can fix that." I waved my hand and the room was sparkling clean. The bed was even made.
"Sese, wanna unpack my clothes for me?" Draco asked. I rolled my eyes but still unpacked his stuff for him. Sirius spoke up.
"Well, now that that's solved I'll take Narcissia to her room." He lead Narcissia out. I walked up the stairs to get my stuff. I waved my hand and my stuff started floating down to my new room. I walked down the stairs to my room.
"Your moving in here?" Ginny asked.
"Ya, I love this room! If I could have I would have already moved in it." I said, "You still going to that party tonight?" I whispered to her. She nodded.
"Ok then, we'll leave around 8:00." I says to her. Molly came in.
"Time for dinner! Oh hello Draco darling." she said. We made our way downstairs. When we went into the kitchen there was food and drinks on the table and a banner saying 'Congrats Head Boy Harry!' on it. There was also cake and presents on the table. I totaly forgot it was Harry's birthday.
"Shit, I forgot to get Harry a present." Gin said.
"Me too. Lets get him somethng we bought today." We left Draco and went upstairs. My bedroon door was still open so I went in to find my stuff. I found Sirius in there looking around.
"Watcha doin?" I asked him. He jumped slightly.
"God, don't scare me like that!" he said. " I was just looking more at the room." I went over to my shopping bags. I went through them and foung what I was looking for. A whip, mask, and fluffy pink handcuffs. I copied them att and set the copies on the floor. I emptied out one of my bags and put the copies in the bag. I turned around to find Sirius standing there.
"I remember you and your mother." he said. I stiffened. I hoped he wouldn't remember.
"I don't know what your talking about." I said. Like I said before I still came to Nana's house after Dray left. One of those times Sirius came to visit, actually he came to get his stuff but ended up staying the night...with me.
"No, no, no, I remember. I came to get my stuff when I was drunk and ended up staying the night...with you." Fuck fuck fuckedy fuck, he remembers.
"Probably someone else cause I don't remember a thing." I said quickly. He narrowed his eyes at me.
"I don't believe you. Then you had your hair black and had blue eyes." he said. HE WAS DRUNK! HOW could he remember my appearence!
"Sorry, still don't know what your talking about." I said.
"Well you suck." he said.
"You blow!" I said back. He smirked. shit.
"HA! I knew it was you! You said that exact same thing that night." he said triumphantly.
"Ok ok. It was me. And YOU were the one that came on to me." I said. He stepped closer to me.
"So?" he said steppng even closer to me but I didn't move. I knew what he was doing and it isn't going to work. I stepped closer to him.
"I know what your doing Sirius." I said running a hand down his chest. His breath quickened. "Two can play that game, but who will win?" I daid. I kissed him, he responded immediently. Not breaking the kiss he lead me to the bed. We collapsed on it, me on top. I could feel his erection beneth me. He took off my shirt and his hands moved across my chest. I took off his shirt. As his hands went to my jeand I got off, put on my shirt, grabbed Harry's bag and left.
Sirius P.O.V
Damn damn double damn! Why does she have that effect on me. It happened years ago and it's happening again. But I can't believe I remember her! I guess the biggest hint was the Sex on the Beach. She ordered the kinkyest of drinks. I went downstairs after a while. I had changed my clothes when I got home so I was wearing black dickies and a Dropkick Murphys t-shirt with green converse. I can't believe they still make these. They were around when I was a kid. I got to the kitchen to see Molly lighting the birthday candles. Seventeen. God I feel old. Everyone sang happy birthday. Fred, George, Ginny, Artemis, and Draco sang a messed up version of it. You know the one that goes 'Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo. You smell like a monkey...and you look like one to!' and soon everyone joined in and Harry just flipped us off, smiling. He made a wish and blew out the candles. He started opening his presents. He opened Mr. and Mrs. Weasleys first. They got him a pair of never break glasses. Complete with an anti-water charm. He switched then immediently. Next he opened mine. I got him a couple of outfits and some shoes. At the bottom was a small white. He looked up at me. I gave him an encouraging smile, he opened it. It was James' class ring. Red and gold for Gryffindor. He put it on his finger. I pressed my own ring on my finger and his lit up and an arrow pointed to me. He came over and hugged me. He opened Ron and Hermy's next. It was car keys and a drivers licence. There was a little model of the car there too. It was a '87 Chevelle. He opened Ginny's next. A whole bunch of porn magazines and video tapes came out. Everyone laughed as he tried to put them in a bag. He opened Artemis' next. He took out the stuff and found a note on the bottom. He read it and then burned it. His face turned red. I saw Artemis wink at him. I made my way over to her.
"What did the note say?" I asked her. Harry opened Fred and George's, confetti came out along with a bunch of products.
"His girlfriend is upstairs as a surprise and I found out. I sent her to his room as I came down the stairs. Why do you think he is rushing through the presents?" It was true. Harry seemed to be rushing through the presents.
"So you gave Luna the idea to be a striper for him?" I asked amused.
"Actually a pole dancer. I showed her a couple of moves and gave her a cute outfit. She looks adorable." she said.
"What do you mean you showed her some moves?" I asked curiously.
"Well when I was sixteen my best friend and I got a fake id's and we needed money so we got a job as pole dancers." she said. Harry got through his presents and said he was going to put them away. So some of the people had to leave but the rest just mingled.
"What time is it?" Artemis asked.
"Around 7:00." I said. She turned around and showed Ginny seven fingers. Ginny nodded and went back to her conversation with Tonks and Remus.
"So what do you have to do at 8:00?" I asked her.
"Gin and me are going to a party." She said. More people left. Harry still hasn't come back.
"With that guy you met at the mall?" I asked her. She nodded.
"You didn't tell him your name, did you?"
"No. When we go to the party I'll be Rachel and Gin will be Brittany." I said. Mr. and Mrs. Weasley went to bed. So it was just Me, Artemis, Fred and George, Ron, Hermy, Tonks, Draco and Harry and Luna slipped in. We all sat at the table and just talked. Around 7:30 Artemis signled to Gin and they left. A while later I went upstairs to sleep.