Disclaimer: This is an act of fiction, this is a crossover between Legend of the Five Rings, a d20 product owned by Wizards of the Coast and Ranma an anime. I own few if any of the characters.
No characters of Bungie's Oni were harmed in the writing of this story. The title of this story in no way includes ownership of said copyright. A big thanks to CQB games for publishing Beyond Monks. That said, let's break a leg.
Everything went downhill when he saw Ranma, Keyorn launched into a flurry of attacks; Ranma was sent back into the koi pond. "Hey whatcha do that for?"
"Silence, Oni! Your end has come!"
Keyorn hit the pond and began charging a ki attack. It seemed all was over until, bonk!
A mallet hit Keyorn off the head, Akane had done the first nice thing to Ranma yet.
When Keyorn came to again, under Kasumi's care; Hida Ooshi, here? But where is here?
He came to and saw Kasumi, the mistress of the man of the house. Yes, that was it mistress, although how such a lovely girl was mistress to such a crazy man was beyond him.
Imagine, a man who talked to pandas?
Oh the cool water on his forehead felt good, better than being in a stuffy room full of Oni pieces all day.
A Scorpion woman walked in, Scorpions they didn't care about history at all.
"So Kasumi, did the cat drag this in?"
How dare a common theif insult the lady of the house like that!
I tried to get up to protect her honor, but with a gentle hand she forced me down.
"Ranma brought this in oneechan."
Was I hearing right, sister? This man was greedy, he had two mistresses!
Well, he would be blessed with prosperous sons at least.
"Ranma, this man seems to think you're a demon. Did you change in front of him?"
"So what if I did you stupid panda!"
"You know Jusenkyo might make you seem as a demon!"
"Excuse me kind sirs, but did you mention the Foul Pits of Fu Leng?"
"What's he talking about?"
"Jusenkyo, the Foul Pits of Fu Leng."
"Listen, Jusenkyo is just a cursed training ground in China."
"The fools! Jusenkyo is the Foul Pits of the Dark Kami!"
"The Dark Kami was destroyed long ago stranger."
Keyorn turned and saw an old woman balanced on top of a walking stick.
"Who is this woman?"
"She's the leader of the Chinese Amazon tribe near Jusenkyo and great- grandmother of Shampoo."
"I suppose you have some connection with Shampoo?"
"I beat her in a contest so she is required to marry me."
"The Jade Empire frowns on the old laws of the former dynasty."
"Do not mock me, young man. I am still your elder."
"Old woman, I am the elder; I lived in the 12th century."
For once, Cologne learned to shut up.