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AN:Sung to the tune of 'Food, Glorious Food' from 'Oliver', the musical!
AN2:Go on, I dare you to sing it out loud!
Snape, Glorious Snape!
Random Fangirls:
Is he worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is sne...er!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will he bother to wash his hair?
Still we get the same old sne...er!
There is not a smile, not a grin can we see,
Can he laugh, can he be nice, or kind,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine
Snape, glorious Snape!
Hot, sexy and gorgeous!
While we're in the mood --
Cutting and sarcastic!
Potion making and sinisterness!
What next is the question?
We definitely have it, girls --
Sn-ape-fever!
Snape, glorious Snape!
We're all in love with him.
Three potion lessons a day --
Our favourite subject!
Just picture a great big sneer --
Silky, sarcastic or sinister.
Oh, Snape,
Wonderful Snape,
Marvellous Snape,
Glorious Snape.
Snape, glorious Snape!
Who is there more handsome?
Silky, sarcastic or sinister --
He's worth a big ransom.
Who is it we dream about?
Who brings on a sigh?
Big nose and greasy hair, he's about
Six feet high!
Snape, glorious Snape!
Lust right through the day.
Just read some fanfiction
Two chapters and then you may
Read a bit more
To continue this mood --
That's Snape,
Once again, Snape,
Fabulous Snape,
Glorious Snape.
Snape, glorious Snape!
Don't care what he looks like --
Greasy!
Big-nosed!
Sallow-skinned!
Don't care what the fic's like.
Just thinking of a prowling Snape --
Our senses go reeling.
One moment of knowing that
Snaped-up feeling!
Snape, glorious Snape!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more (of him)--
He's all that we live for!
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On Snape,
Magical Snape,
Wonderful Snape,
Marvellous Snape,
Fabulous Snape,
Me:
Beautiful Snape,
Random Fangirls:
Glorious Snape.