A Millennium Road Trip. Chapter 2!

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Here ya have it. Chapter 2!

Chapter 2- The Van Hath Died.

VROOOM!

After driving many miles down the road, the silly Nazi's were low on gas. Easily solved right? All they had to do was drive as far as the could to the nearest gas station and fill-up. Wrong. There wasn't a gas station anywhere near where they were, so they just decided to drive until the gas was gone and then they'd walk.

Put-PUT- Put!

The van sputtered it's last dying breaths, another choke, then it died. The four jumped out the Van and held a memorial service.

"Vee are gathered here to-day in memory of the Beige Rental Van." Major said. "Vee knew thee well."

Schro was bawling, with Doc patting his shoulder. "There, There. It's gunna be alright. The Van's in a better place now."

Schro sniffed and wiped his eyes, looking up at Doc with hope in his eyes. "R, really?"

Doc smiled and stretched out his arms towards the sky. "Yup. In Van Heaven!" Schro stopped being sad, turn and started walking down the road. Doc was very confused, so was Major, Captain was silent. The van needed gas.

"Vey! Schro vere are you going?" Major called after him. Schro waved and looked back at his commander.

"I'm going to find Van Heaven to see the Van!"

"VAT!" Doc and Major gasped, like Cat-Boy was crazy. Captain smirked.

"I'm kidding. I'm going to walk until I find a gas station, ok?"

Major and Doc ran over to Schro, leaving Captain behind. "Captain, vatch the Van. Dok and I vill go vith Schro."

2 miles away—

"Major! Schro! Wait-up!" Doc was straggling behind. Schro and Major stopped and waited for Doc to catch up. Schro snickered, poking doc in the shoulder.

"Dang you're slow!"

"Shut-up before I scalpel those ears of yours?"

Doc grabbed his scalpel and waved it in Schro's face. Major sighed in annoyance, but he would let the two duke it out, because now he didn't have to worry about getting blood all over the van.

"You! Wouldn't! DARE!" Schro covered his ears with his hands. "These define who I am!"

"What? Some cat-boy who wears shorts!"

"YES! Exactly! Besides! You're wearing a freaking belly shirt!"

"At least I look like a man!"

"What are you saying!"

Schro and Doc had stopped walking about a mile back, and Major could still hear them yelling, even if he plugged his ears. "Mien Gott! I swear next time they argue, I'll super glue their mouths shut! OH cheese. I better go get them…" So Major turned around and walked back to his Minions.

Schro had pounced on Doc's back, a Doc was swiping at him with the scalpel. Major twitched, stomped up to them.

"HEY YOU TWO CUT IT OUT!"

They didn't hear him because they were yelling at each other. Major could sort of tell what they were yelling, starting with Schro.

"How dare you call me a woman! I AM NOT!"

"Hell yes you are! Now hold still so I can cut off your ears!"

"NEVA!"

"Why? Because they define the woman in you?"

"That's WO-man to you Belly shirt!"

Major couldn't take anymore, he was beginning to wish that he'd stayed back with Captain.

"ARR! I can't take this anymore! You two cut it out or you' feel the wrath of Rip! Now both of you shut-up and let's go find a gas station!"

Doc and Schro (schro still on doc's back) stood in utter horror and silence. The scalpel and Schro fell on to the road as Major turned, started walking again, with the two silly Nazi's following way behind.

5 miles later ---

Schro quickly ran up to Major to apologize to him. "Hey, Fur—ER. I mean Major. Doc and I are really sorry about that earlier."

Doc appeared on the other side of Major. "Ves, Ve're wery sorry Major!"

"Hmm. Are you two hoping that I'll forgive you for annoying me?"

Both nodded.

"Okay! I have forgiven! So! Let's find a gas station then, shall we?"

Both nodded. "Yes sir!"

Major looked in his pockets, muttering.

"What is it, Major?" Schro asked carefully.

"I'm looking for a map. I could've sworn that is was in my pockets….WAIT! Doc had it last right? Then give it here." Major held out his hand, waiting patiently for Doc to hand over the map. He looked in his hand, and there was still nothing there. "Doc, the map please."

Doc gulped and shook his head. "I –uh. Don't have it."

Schro snickered, knowing that Doc would be in a lot of trouble soon. Major growled and pulled back his hand.

"Vere it is Dok?"

"Back at the Van…

BOOOM! anime face fault Schro fell over.

Major twitched.

"WHA-W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! WHAT DID YOU SAY!"

Ugh my hands are tired. But hey here ya go! Mind you now.. there will be a chpt 3 but that will be the last, unless you give my lots of reviews. In your reviews please post any suggestions you might have for further chapters!

Aight, IYPT2 is outta here!