Mic Mic: Oh my gosh I absolutely love all of you by the way Number 6 I shall give you a Brainy and Bridget time. Also tell me if you enjoy the pairing of Gregory and Bridget. Anyway down below at the end of the chappie is a more in depth review reply.

By the way there's a detailed injury right at the start of the chapter if you get squeamish I wouldn't read it.

Disclaimer: I own no Hey Arnold characters or characters that belong to Disney.

Chappie 17 Intimate Interactions

Arnold stood over the bathroom sink wincing as he ran scalding hot water over his palm wincing with the pain. Pieces of sharp glass that were formally a part of beautiful champagne glass weaved themselves into the flesh of his palm. Blood dripped in rivers down in the sink staining the marble floor as Arnold tried to clean the wound.

"AH!" Arnold screamed as he pulled another piece of sharp glass from his hand throwing the bloody piece into a trashcan. The glass had pierced so deep that he could see a pearl white piece of bone shining morbidly in the light.

"I really gotta learn to control these teenage hormones." Arnold said to himself. He finished taking the glass out of his hand and reached into his tuxedo pocket to take out a pair of black gloves. They were usually used when he needed to inspect something but this time they would do good to hide his cut. Arnold reached into his other pocket and took a cotton handkerchief and tied his wound sloppily. He put the gloves on both hands to make it look normal and washed out the sink

Exiting the bathroom subtly Arnold continued on his way to go back to the punch bowl seeing an obviously nervous Helga standing there.

"Hey Arnito." Helga said boringly taking another swig of punch.

Arnold swallowed the growl of anger he felt coming out at her casual answer and simply looked at her with a frown.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him her eyebrow quirking.

"I-"Arnold was interrupted as a fast old 20s song came onto the speakers.

"Hey yo this yo girl Mic Mic on the mic bringin it to you old school. So all you gents grab a girl and all you ladies snag yo guy cause we're gonna party all night long!" Mic Mic yelled out.

(Mic Mic: By the Way my name is pronounced "mik mik" )

"This the lovely ladies on the track the Squirrel Nut Zippers hittin you up with Mr. Zoot Suit."

"Would you like to dance?" he asked her glad for the interruption.

Arnold held out his hand to Helga and she simply sighed and took his hand. Arnold began snapping his fingers as he held one of her hands leading her out onto the floor. To the tune of the music they danced.

"Don't you think you are getting of my question so easily Arnito." Helga sneered glaring at him.

Arnold pulled back on her hand and she pulled back on his before bringing her in to spin her under his arm and then bring her close.

"Helga has anyone told you that you dance divinely." Arnold said a smug smile on his face as his fingers caressed the side of her bare neck.

"N-not really." Helga said nervously. She was not one to often lose her cool but when it came to Arnold her cool often was lost pretty quickly. It was rather odd that after being around Arnold for all these years a simple touch of his hand made her freeze up.

"And your eyes are very lovely." Arnold said moving her closer to him.

She sat one hand on his shoulder and put the other in his hand. They stepped to left then to the right then pulled back from each other before coming together.

"They are?" Helga asked self-consiously.

He spun her around once as the words came onto the song.

"Yes, and I've never seen a more beautiful girl before in my life." Arnold said he began nearing her face and Helga felt her breath increase. Her heart was pumping hard against her chest and she would have reached up a hand to grasp her chest but her hand was already incased in his so she simply clutched it tighter. She angled up her head and moved it forward towards Arnold's as he in turn moved it closer to hers. Helga could feel Arnold's breathe upon her lips and before she knew it she felt his lips upon hers.

"Okay spin your partner out and switch!" Mic Mic yelled out. Arnold automatically responded to the words the kiss ending almost as quickly as it had started. Helga spun right into the arms of another man and Arnold all the sudden had another woman in his arms. They both looked back at each other in confusion as the words to the song came on and they started up a dance with their new partners.

He's got great big feet he's jumping to the beat

He's been dancing in the street

He looks so fine got lots of loot

We like to call him Mr. Zoot Suit

"Hi." A clear voice said looking up at Helga. The man she was currently dancing with was about a few inches shorter than her but she was still able to dance with him.

Arnold looked down up and noticed a much taller and older woman who was wearing high heels and an off-shoulders dress. She looked surprisingly good for her age.

"Hello Ma'am." Arnold said timidly as he spun her in and out to the beat of the song.

"Arnold you don't recognize me?" the voice said mysteriously.

"Not really." Arnold said before squinting his eyes and cocking his head to the side.

"You wouldn't happen to be that lunch lady that got fired for serving the "happy" brownies." Arnold asked remembering the score of students hopping around trying to save the world and taking turns to hug Mighty Pete.

He's got a great big car smokes a big cigar

He looks like a king and he acts like a star

When you see him drive by he goes TOOT TOOT

We all shout "Hey Mr. Zoot Suit"

"Hello." Helga said giving her dance partner a quick once over.

He looked rather short to be allowed in the party. He wore taped black glasses and a bright green suit with a purple suspenders and a yellow tie adorning the white button up shirt as an accessory.

He's got purple suspenders and a yellow tie "Say what!"

Come on boys I tell you no lie

Those hats those funky spats

He's the hippest hip and the coolest cat

"No ug I've never meant someone as dense as you. It's me Bridget from the club remember." Bridget said with a wink.

"Oh yes of course I remember good old Club Banana." Arnold said with a wink showing that he understood causing Bridget to give out a satisfied nod.

At the words of Club Banana two real teens turned their heads toward the odd couple.

"Did someone say Club Banana?" the orange haired teen donning a long blue dress with her hair upswept in a pony tail asked.

"KP chill with the Club Banana fascination I'm sure they weren't talking about your heaven on Earth."

"Ron I was just asking besides I'm much more fascinated with the man in front of me." Kim stated wrapping her arms around his neck in slow dance fashion.

"I always knew you had it bad for the Ron." Ron said his arms coming around her waist bringing her close. The two were lost in their own version of la-la land and came close to kiss oblivious to everyone around them.

"Yes but I just wanted you to know I was checking up on you just to make sure everything's alright I'll be on my way now." Bridget said calmly and before Arnold knew it Bridget was gone.

Arnold stared at the couple still kissing on the dance floor and his lips tingled remembering the quick kiss he and Helga shared. He quickly picked up a girl who was sitting in a chair by herself and continued the dance with her from where Bridget had left off.

I tell you no lie this guy can't be beat

Wherever he goes he turns up the heat

So when you see him drive by in that big cheroot

Don't forget to shout "Hey Mr. Zoot Suit"

Helga blinked as she cocked her head to the side as she watching the couple keep kissing then finally part only to start it back again. Helga tried stepping to the left and right trying to dance while starting a conversation. It wasn't exactly the easiest of things to do but Helga had to do it if she wanted more information.

"Do I know you?" she asked cocking her head to the side.

The man took a slight cough and began wheezing loudly. Helga blinked in confusion. "No…no way."

He's got purple suspenders and a yellow tie "Say what!"

Come on boys I tell you no lie

Green suit, black hat, funky spats

He's the hippest hip hip cool cat

"Uh…hi Helga." The man said back in character as he nudged his glasses up.

"I'm-I'm not Helga my name is Helain." Helga said attempting to pull away from Brainy.

"You look just like her you must be her." Brainy said stopping his dancing.

"Umm…I don't know who you are but you are starting to worry me." Helga said gripping the handle of her purse tightly. Helga didn't know how or why Brainy was allowed or even in the party but he was starting to give her away. If he tried anything too obvious her cover would be blown.

I tell you no lie this guy can't be beat

Wherever he goes he turns up the heat

So when you see him drive by in that big cheroot

Don't forget to shout "Hey Mr. Zoot Suit"

"Helga Helga be mine!" Brainy said loudly getting on his knee. Helga was about to scream "He's crazy and he's trying to rape me," before someone was by her side dealing with the problem.

Arnold noticed the spectacle and prepared to rush over before someone beat him to it. It was C.

"Get your hands off of this lady. Aren't you a little young for this party little 4th grader?"

"Uh…I don't know." Brainy wheezed out looking shifty eyed before grabbing a vase and dashing out of the establishment.

C blinked and rolled his eyes waving at the security not to bother with it as he was rich and the boy probably needed it more than him.

Helga looked up from her spot she was standing in dumbfounded that he had simply let the boy go.

"Why did you do that?" Helga asked. She hadn't known he could have had a shred of kindness in him as he seemed at first sight to simply be a pervert.

"Because Helain he needed it more than I did. Every once in a while I do help others."

"You didn't have to do that you know." Helga said suspiciously.

"Did it not impress you?" C asked shaking around his champagne glass.

"Maybe it did maybe it didn't." Helga said with a shrug looking up into his eyes as her fingertip reached over to make circles around the edge of his glass.

"Am I closer to impressing you now than before?"

"Keep it up bucko and you might just hit a heartstring." Helga sarcastically replied before putting a hand over her lips and faking an ashamed look.

"Oh I'm sorry. Sometimes I just get a little-"

"No need to apologize my dear lady I like my women feisty."

"She's not your woman." Arnold said firmly coming up behind Helga. Helga quickly withdrew her finger from the champagne edge and for once in the night honestly blushed for real.

The look in Arnold's eyes was enough to make Helga want to hide in the corner of the room but the worst thing of all was that hurt look his eyes displayed. The pupils glittered in the light as his lips sat straight not curved in an matter. His eyebrows drew down forward in anger before the look displayed towards her was directed at C quickly and effortlessly.

'Ah, jealously this will make this flirting game all the more interesting.' C thought to himself.

"No need to get hostile Mr…"

"Arnito. I and Helain came together." Arnold said wrapping an wrap around Helga's waist with his good hand.

"You did did you?" C said curiously not the least bit perturbed.

"Yes we did now if you'll excuse us we have to talk."

"I will definitely hope to have the honor to see you later my lovely Helain." C said trying to get in a kiss on the hand but Helga promptly was pulled out of his reach by Arnold. They began walking forward Arnold doing more walking than Helga who was running after him trying to keep up. They arrived at the bathroom and Arnold quickly opened the door pulling her in then shutting and locking it.

"Helga! What were you doing!" Arnold asked obviously bothered.

"What do you mean football head! I can do whatever I want. If you forget we are partners don't go all macho man on me now."

"Why were you flirting with him-I thought…"

"You've thought a lot of things Arnold but-"

"Now I don't know what to think about you anymore! Ever since you passed out you've been-"

"Shut up and let me talk Arnold!"

"Don't tell me to shut up! You think you can boss me around or something."

"If you'd just let me say something for a minute-"

"You always were the oddball out the whole group. Now you think you can just start flirting with anything that's human. You've turned into a-" Arnold was interrupted as Helga slapped him hard on the cheek.

"Arnold. Stop being so stupid." Helga said plainly and she noticed the gloves on his hand.

'Those weren't there when we left out. Why would he need to put on gloves?'

"What do you want me to be!" Arnold said throwing his hands up before wincing in pain and holding his left hand tightly.

"Arnold. Arnold? Arnold what's wrong?" Helga said suddenly reverting into an automatic kindness mode that usually came out whenever Arnold was in danger.

"It's it's nothing just a small pain." Arnold said glancing away from her as he tried to ignore the stinging pain in his cheek.

"You weren't wearing those gloves before…Arnold let me look at your hand."

"No I'm fine." Arnold said holding his hand away from her.

"No you are not and I know for sure now. Either give me your hand or I'll take your hand by force, your choice." Helga said determined.

"I said I was fine." Arnold insisted.

"You brought this on yourself football head." Helga said before she tackled Arnold to the ground. Arnold didn't want to knock her off him and hurt her so he tried to simply wrestle push her off but it didn't work. Helga had somehow gotten on top of him so that she was straddling him against the hips.

"For our next song we'll be going from Old School to New School with a song by your boi Nelly the hit maker Hot in Herre!" Mic Mic yelled out as cheers were heard at the pronouncing of the song.

Arnold and Helga heard it but paid no mind as Arnold and Helga were currently hand wrestling. Helga grabbed one of Arnold's wrists and laid it on his chest pinning it down with her knee as she took his other wrist as Arnold tried to rip it away and pinning it with her other knee.

Mic Mic got up from her place at the DJ Booth moving to go to the bathroom for a second. She knew exactly where it was as she worked for Conozco DJing his parties and he had a lot of parties. She didn't ask to many questions about the strange people and the strange things that Conozco did. She especially didn't even want to get into why that man was always heading out of the house on schooldays early in the mornings. It was odd but of course working for a guy in a mansion was a run of the mill chance. Mic Mic headed to the girls bathroom but she passed the guys bathroom first. She nearly jumped in the air when she heard a loud scream.

"Ahhhh!" Arnold called out with a sharp intake of breath.

"Helga that hurts."

"If you had just let me do it without a fight this would be much simpler." Helga said pulling her knee off his wrist as Arnold finally relented letting her take his wrists.

Mic Mic's eyes nearly came out of her head as she heard the words. Being a part-time fanfiction writer sometimes does stuff to you and Mic Mic's mind was thinking up all kinds of scenarios. Those were two teenagers like herself in a bathroom alone not to mention they were different genders and in the same bathroom the boy's bathroom none the less. She put her ear up to the door and pulled her spiral notebook that she always carried with her. Pulling out her favorite ink pen she the tip to the paper listening for anything interesting.

Helga slowly took off his glove unwrapping the cotton handkerchief to reveal a red sore hand.

"That's a big problem Arnold."

"Did you think it would be little?"

"You acted like it was going to be. I think I can fix you up." Helga said opening her purse and taking out some Neosporin.

"But I don't want to be fixed up."

"You can't just leave it unprotected like that Arnold if you're going to go around and do this to yourself you have to be prepared."

"Well I have you here to help me don't I." Arnold said before Helga blushed and simply pushed on his chest.

Mic Mic blinked at those words and all sorts of thoughts began flying through her mind. "She couldn't be his "pleaser" could she?" she thought out loud wondering if that'd be a good idea for a never to be posted nut completed in the spiral Inuyasha fic.

"Hmpf. I won't always be around to help you with this Arnold sometimes you have to things on your own."

Arnold held out the bloodstained handkerchief to Helga.

"Where should I put it?"

"Give me that thing. You have to put it in here Arnold it won't fit anywhere else."

She took it from Arnold putting it in a section of her purse. Their eyes began staring at each other before Helga reached into her purse ending the stare fest and pulled out a gauze bandage.

"Oh Arnold…the things you make me do."

Mic Mic arched an eyebrow worriedly hoping that wasn't an indication that she belonged to him or anything which would have been highly odd.

"You're the one who wanted to do this in the first place I just wanted to ignore it."

"Well that's why I'm here isn't it. To help you football head." Helga said lovingly repeating Arnold's words as she ran a quick hand through his hair teasingly. She took the gauze and gave it to Arnold who looked confused.

"Well of course. So what do I do now." Arnold asked holding out his hand. Helga took it and began wrapping his hand as an explain.

"Start off nice and slow go on." She told him before unwrapping the wound and handing the bandage back to him. Arnold began wrapping the wound slow.

"That's pretty tight." Arnold said letting out a wince of pain. "Ah."

"Pretty tight?" Mic Mic asked outloud. Most of the doubt that the things going on in that bathroom were innocent had flown out the window with those words. She slapped yellow police tape on the front of her spiral hoping no one would open it as what was going on couldn't have been rated G.

"Don't be such so stingy with it Arnold more pressure Arnold harder!" Helga said to him wondering if he had ever wrapped a bandage in his life.

"I thought you said you wanted it done nice and slow at first."

"You've been going slow forever nice you can go harder." Helga and Arnold had not realized what their words would her sounded like at all and as Helga took Arnold's hand to tie it herself. Both their faces were slightly tinged red as Arnold looked up at Helga before moving to sit upright. The position was an intimate one as Helga's legs were on either side of Arnold and he was pushed they were so close they could feel each other breath. Helga sat Arnold's hand down on his thigh before she turned and looked at looked into his eyes. His eyes displayed love for her in every way she possibly think of Helga felt her heart flip flopping all over the place.

"See football head. That's that's how you do it." Helga said panting slightly from her accelerated heartbeat.

"Is it?" he asked his arm coming up around her to bring her close. Arnold hadn't realized when how or why it had happened but for some reason him and Helga seemed to be getting awful close. His heart had burned like fire when he had watched the man from earlier attempt to caress and charm her. It had made him upset that he was taking advantage of her but even more upset at himself for being afraid to tell her his feelings.

'When did I ever get feelings for this girl I've known my entire life? I mean it's not like I even liked her so long ago. Just a week ago I couldn't stand her. But I didn't hate her. I just didn't understand why she always made fun of me.' Arnold thought to himself his forehead move forward to touch against Helga's in a loving gesture.

"Ye-Yes it is." Helga said her as she looked down nervously.

'Just kiss him Helga old girl it's your chance he's practically begging you to kiss him.' Helga's conscience yelled in her mind.

'Go on boy a man has to make the first move. Lay a big wet one right on her but make sure you haven't eaten any raspberries.' A voice similar to Arnold's Grandpa chimed in.

Both their faces came forward and their lips met in a strong passionate kiss. At that moment both teens felt heat spring up inside their bodies and overwhelming joy to fill them. Helga was practically screaming inside as her heart pounded harder if possible against her chest. She nervously moved her hands up his chest to rest at his shoulders unsure if that was the right place to put them but not caring enough to break the passionate moment.

Mic Mic was sitting outside the door having nearly 10 pages of work done when she heard the sounds of kissing. Loud Mmfphs and Mmms were heard without even having to open the door.

"I love you." Arnold said a hand tracing down the side of Helga's face as she began to move forward to push Helga down on her back. Helga moved and pushed Arnold's jacket off of him but the two weren't planning on doing anything except kissing. Arnolds arms fell on either side of Helga's shoulders his hurt hand moving her head forward to come closer to his for the kiss. Helga's arms wrapped around Arnold's shoulders and she pulled back for a second to respond to him.

"I love you too Arnold." Helga replied moving to reinitiate the sweet innocent kiss. Helga moved closer to Arnold one of her legs unintentionally coming up to wrap around one of his legs. The two weren't touching each other in any places that were intimate but nevertheless the moment had a romantic innocence to it.

Of course to the authoress and DJ Mic Mic things did not sound the least bit innocent. She opened the door slowly peeking in through the tiny crack she had made to just barely see through. Bracing herself for the worst she slowly open the door and moved to stand over the unsuspecting teens.

"Okay you two enough of that. Nothing too intimate until you get married and I highly doubt the two of you are married from all those ah." Mic Mic said with her hands on her hips.

Both Arnold and Helga looked at each other solemnly and Helga buried her face into Arnold's shirt in embarassement.

"I think we let these new hormones get the best of us." Arnold stated as he Helga turned red faces to the girl standing before them.

Mic Mic: Okay now time for the review responses please review since I got this chappie out fast compared to the last posting.

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