Harry Potter and The New Beginning
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A/N: Sorry it took so long...I had my first year in high school and I had exams and I just got braces so everything's been pretty hectic. Anyways I'd like to thank all my wonderful reviewers...and to remind you all that this story is just for comical relief for me and my friends. Sorry this chapter's so short...my friend kept bugging me to use what I had to update it and add the rest of what I had planned for this chapter on a later date.
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Chapter 8: Uncle
"Twins Weasel, I would have thought that even you would be able to understand that," drawled Draco, lounging in his chair.
"Draco, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't call people names, it hurts their feelings," mocked Harry with a hand over his heart, draped over the arm of the chair, "and besides, what did I tell you about making fun of my friends in the first place?"
"I'm pretty sure it was along the lines of 'don't do it if I know it's good for me,''' Draco said, without missing a beat.
Nazia, Amanda, Lisa, Melissa, Rick, and Allen walked into the room at that moment.
"So…what'd we miss?" asked Allen, lounging on a chair. Everyone else sat back down in the same seats they were in before, Melissa on Amanda's knee.
"You missed the Weasley's totally freaking out after finding out who Drake here really is. It was priceless," Allyson said with a distant look on her face.
"Aw man! I was really looking forward to that. Thanks a lot Amanda," Rick said, scowling.
"Don't blame me if you think your parents are old, sheesh," Amanda shot back. "So…do you guys think that you could maybe redo the way you all reacted and show us please?" Amanda turned to the guests and gave them the best 'puppy dog eyes' she could muster.
"Amanda, leave them alone. Besides don't you have a camera in every room in the house that should have gotten their reactions?" Draco asked, now effectively ignoring the Weaseley's now that Harry him from teasing them.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I'll go get them and we can watch them over and over and over again," Amanda said, her eyes glazing over with the prospect of being able to see her brothers humiliate themselves.
"Why would you put cameras all over the house anyways? You don't have them in the bathroom…do you?" Harry asked, starting to get nervous.
Lisa, Melissa, Nicole, Nazia, and Amanda burst out laughing at the looks on everyone's faces. The five girls couldn't believe that the others thought that they were stupid enough to put CAMERAS in the bathroom. The girls didn't tell anyone why they put cameras around, they knew that no one else would have let them, had they known.
"We can't tell you why we have these cameras, but we can honestly say that there are no cameras inside the bathrooms," Nazia said, looking around for some type of distraction.
Noticing this, Rick started to talk about how the France team was sure to beat out the Chuddly Cannons in the next quidditch game. The port fanatics, without even realizing what was happening, soon started arguing about it and sure enough an all out debate started in less than a minute.
Allen turned to his sister and whispered, "Why do you have all the cameras all over anyway?"
After looking around to make sure that nobody else was listening she leaned over to her brother's ear and…let out the loudest scream she possibly could, "AHHH!"
Everything seemed to happen in slow motion; Allen fell out of his seat as everyone else went completely silent. As Allen stood up rubbing his ear everything went back to it's original speed, Amanda and Lisa were the ones who broke the silence by looking at each other then breaking out laughing.
The two of them laughed for five minutes straight before they noticed the looks everyone was giving them and shut up immediately.
"Now that they've met the stupid us, I think they should meet the serious us, what do you think?" Melissa asked the rest of her group.
"Awww man, do we really have to? Being serious is no fun," Nazia whined, crossing her arms over her chest in a childish manner.
"Yes you do Nazia Marie Potter and I don't want to hear another word about it young lady," Draco mocked.
"You can't tell me what to do, you're only a year older than you! And besides, even if you could tell me what to do, what makes you so sure that I would listen in the first place?" Nazia glared and her older brother.
Draco's only response was a simple shrug of the shoulder.
Melissa decided to interrupt the on coming argument, "Whatever happened to being serious?"
"Melissa, you of all people should know that we've never been serious for a single day of our lives," Amanda said, tickling Melissa playfully.
Melissa fell off Amanda's lap and onto the floor. Amanda sat down beside Melissa on the floor and tickled her even more. Melissa was laughing so hard that she had tears streaming down her face. The others looked on; some with amused faces, some confused, and some were just down-right freaked out.
"Come on Melissa, say 'uncle' and I swear I'll stop," Amanda laughed.
Melissa struggled to catch her breath but finally gasped out, "U-Un-Uncle!"
Laughing, Amanda got up and sat back down on the chair, patting her lap for Melissa to sit back down. Melissa got up off the floor and sat on Amanda, both acting as though nothing had happened in the first place.
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