Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Part two.
"So Raphael, watcha doing?" asked Valon, as Raphael pulled the millennium items out of his pants.
"I'm going to revive my family," said Raphael. Alister laughed.
"You'll see!" said Raphael.
"Yes. I'll see it when you stop wetting your bed, you bed wetter," replied Alister.
After the mental institute had taken Alister away, on Raphael's orders, he went to the park and tried to work the items. They started glowing, but to Raphael's dismay, the items played Britney Spears music.
The next day…
"I hear Pegasus knows how to work those," said Valon.
After hearing this, Raphael jumped onto his motorcycle and drove to Pegasus's house.
In Pegasus's house…
Pegasus came strolling in with an evil scowl.
"Hi, Mr. Pegasus. I was wondering if you know how to use the millennium items, to revive pe…." Raphael was cut short, and Pegasus interrupted,
"NO! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO! GET OUT, YOU $! IDIOT!" screamed Pegasus. Then he kicked Raphael out.
"Wait! I have something you want! I have a cute girl's phone number," said Raphael in desperation.
Pegasus snatched the phone number. Then he said,
"You have to scream and kick your girlfriend for the items to work,"
After being kicked out, Raphael walked over to Tea and kicked her, while screaming. She kicked him back and whacked him with an anvil. Raphael was just about to ask Tea why she did that, when the items started glowing. Two garbage cans hopped over, and started singing Christmas songs. They exploded a few minutes later and Raphael's brother, Julian, and his sister, Sophia, came out.
"You're back! Let's hit the mall to celebrate! And afterwards, play video games!" shouted Raphael with delight.
"Raphael, what's a video game?" asked Sophia.
"What? What do you mean?" asked Raphael in surprise.
"I'm not kidding. I never kid," said Sophia. Raphael fainted. A guy walking nearby saw what happened and said,
"Quick! Call an ambulance with your cell phone!''
"What's a cell phone?" asked Julian.
End of part two.
Author's note: I only think Raphael's brother and sister are named Julian and Sophia. That's what I heard from Janime. I'm not sure.