- Whoa. And I´m thinking you´re styupid jyust because you´re popular. You´re baddy too, Jyandissimo?
Who said this in a meow-like voice was a strange magical creature, like a wild animal walking in two legs. He has long ears, bat wings, dog paws and a long tail, his fur is gray and white, exept for his hair, who is brown, and looks like a cute chubby fox or cat totally without a fashion sense of clothing. He has cat-like silver eyes. This kind of creatures are called curetes. Normally they´re scared and totally against magic, faries and humans, but this one is different. Juandissimo knows he´s the only one of his specie who likes fairies and humans so much and wants to be a Godparent. And he´s obtaining this. "The cientists say that curetes are wild ancestors of the fairies, but I don´t see any similarity. They are dangerously strong and are always acting like animals." Think Juandissimo.
- My name is Juandissimo, and not Jyandissimo, Willis! - Said Juandissimo, feeling a bit of fear of this creature.
- Uh, I know. It´s only the way I talk.- Said Willis.
- So, leave me alone. Go and make music, this isn´t the thing that curetes do?- Said Juandissimo. Curetes are also known by being born musicians.
- Silly fairy, do you think I only make music? I make other things, too.- Answered Willis, smiling.
- The things you do or not, this doesn´t matter to me. Go away.- Said Juandissimo, wishing to go be in his class at this exact moment.
- Why are you so baddy with Wanda?- Ask Willis.
- Hombre, what´s your problem with talking?- Said Juandissimo, impatiently.
- The same problem you has with all those spanish words.- Juandissimo look angry at Willis.- Well, why do you like to make Wanda cry? She´s so sweet…
- She´s scared of you and you find her sweet?- Ask Juandissimo, obviously thinking Willis was more crazy than he thougt.
- I don´t say sweet with me, Jyandissimo. But Wanda is normally sweet with the other fairies. And she´s pretty too… for a fairy, of course.- Added Willis.
- She´s not pretty. She´s ugly and fat. Blonda is pretty and thin.- Said Juandissimo.
Willis looks intrigued.
- This means you like Blonda, who is dumb and mean, because she´s hotty and doesn´t like Wanda, who is sweet and intelligent jyust because she´s fat?- Said Willis, his silver eyes sparkling.
- Sí, es exactamente esto. Exactly this. Now, I´m going to my class, adiós.
- For me, you´re scared of Wanda.- Said Willis, softly.
- ¿Qué?- Juandissimo turns to see Willis again.
- You don´t like girls like Wanda, because they´re intelligent, and will notice soon that you´re only another egocentric hunky. A thing dumbs like Blonda will never notice, because they only see your exterior.- Said Willis, calmly, looking the sky.
- Cut it out!- Yelled Juandissimo.
- No… I´m right. Isn´t that true?- Said Willis in his habitual calmly voice.
- Cut it out, or I will…- Start Juandissimo, in a threatening voice.
- You will…?- Defied Willis, in his calmly voice, but with a bit of malice in his smile. He knows Juandissimo can´t do nothing against him. He´s scared of curetes, like Wanda and almost all fairies.
- Shut up, and go away!- Juandissimo is finally angry.- I´m going to my class, and no one can stop me now!
- I doubt you can be Wanda´s boyfriend for three days.- Said Willis.
- Who said I can´t? I will show you, animal estúpido!- Yelled Juandissimo, about to be really furious.
- Excellent. Three days, starting now. Is 6:00 pm and you must be Wanda´s boyfriend until… Friday´s 6:00 pm.- Said Willis.
- 6:00 pm? But… the School dance on Friday starts on 6:00 pm!- Said Juandissimo.
- Oh, yeah. Well, you can give up when you want…- Said Willis.
- I don´t will give up¡Jo soy un hombre de principios!
- Ok, then. She´s there, look.- Willis point to a far place, where Wanda was sitting on a tree, crying quietly and eating chocolate.- Good Lucky, Jyan.
- Don´t call me Jyan, call me Juan… No! Don´t call me Juan too! You´re not my friend!- Yelled a confused Juandissimo.
- Ok, ok. Three days, I´m counting. Bye, bye, Mr. Magnifico.- Willis poofed away.
"Oh, great! I will must be the queen of the nerd´s boyfriend! But I will show to that stupid animal¡Jo Soy Juandissimo Magnifico!" Think Juandissimo, starting to walk to the tree where Wanda was sitting.