A/N: Oh dear! I'm the worst authoress there ever was! I'm so slow at updating! I'm so sorry, readers! I can't believe I actually hoped to finish by Valentine! Anyway, here are the guys' life goals. I missed Kira, because well, my brain was fried and it refused to cough up any useful ideas. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Sadly… I DON'T OWN SEED!

Yzak Joule's Life Goals

1) BEAT ZALA! The damn bastard will be beaten by MY HANDS!

2) World Domination! ZALA WILL SUFFER! He'll be a lowly slave while I, Yzak Joule, shall RULE THE WORLD!

3) Make the arrogant Carys Walker my French maid. MUAHAHAH! I'd like to see her in one of those maid outfits- err I mean, sweeping floors and stuff.

4) Beat Zala

5) Beat Zala

6) Beat Zala

7) Beat Zala

8) Beat Zala

9) Kill Zala

10) Kill Zala

11) Torture Zala

12) Torture Zala

And the list of Yzak Joule's Life Goals goes on and on and on…

Athrun Zala's Life Goals

1) Make sure my life is safe from Yzak

2) Marry Cagalli

3) Make sure my home is Yzak-proof. He can't break anything or use anything to kill me if my home was Yzak-proofed, right?

4) Bash Kira's head into the ground so he'll realize Lacus' feelings toward him. He may be my best friend, but he's honestly too dense

5) Buy a house, and make sure Cagalli lives in it. With me.

6) Learn all the ways to protect my life from crazy friends

7) Make sure I'm the best man for Kira and Lacus' wedding

8) Make sure Cagalli doesn't get married to that… purple-haired ass.

9) KILL YUUNA SEYMAN. HE MUST DIE.

10) Find a way to save myself from the pink-haired thing that has attached itself onto my arm. It can't feel anything anymore.

11)Make sure Seyman dies in the most cruel way possible

12) Protect Cagalli from Seyman. He is a hostile thing that should be locked in an asylum somewhere

13) Make sure Kira has kids. WITH LACUS. And name them after ME! Oh crap... I think Yzak's been rubbing off on me...

Shinn Asuka's Poem for Stellar Loussier

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your eyes are as pink as Lacus' hair

You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen

Dearka Elthmann's Life Goals

1) Marry Miriallia Haww

2) Pass high school

3) Marry Miriallia Haww

4) Make Yzak my best man at my wedding to Milly

5) Marry Milly

6) Marry Milly

7) Marry Milly

8) Protect my motorcycle at ALL COSTS

9) Marry Milly

10) Proclaim my emotions to Milly

11) Marry Milly

12) Make sure Milly is known as Miriallia Haww Elthmann by the time she's twenty-four

13) MARRY MILLY

14) Marry Milly

And Dearka Elthmann's Life Goals continues on and on and on and on…

Rau Le Creuset's Life Goals

1) Steal La Flaga's Ferrari

2) Steal La Flaga's Ferrari

3) Steal THE CAR

4) Bribe La Flaga for the car

5) Make sure I own the car before I'm thirty-two

6) Keep my lovely body (kisses biceps) in its well-toned, sexy state

7) STEAL THE CAR!

8) Form an elaborate plan to make my beloved Ferrari MINE!

9) Get the car

10) Get the car

11) Get the car

12) Get the car

13) Get the car…

And Rau's Life Goals goes on… and on… and on… and on… My... don't we have high expectations?

Shinn Asuka's Life Goals

1) Make Stellar my girlfriend

2) Pass English class

3) Make sure weirdoes keep away from Stellar

4) Write ONE decent sounding poem while I'm alive

5) Make sure to tell Stellar my feelings

6) Actually finish 'The Portrait' and give it to Stellar

7) Live to see my brother get married. Preferably to Lacus

8) Ask Stellar out

9) Make sure I'm Kira's best man for his wedding. Preferably to Lacus

10) Ask Stellar out

11) Ask Stellar out

12) CLIP THE PHONE WIRES. One more, "Is Kira there?" and I will bash the phone to little pieces and strangle whoever it is that asks for him. I CAN'T CALL STELLAR! GAH!

13) Make sure to write a nice-sounding poem for Stellar

A/N: Wow! They have high expectations for themselves! Dearka's was probably the easiest for me! LoL! RnR please!