(scene is Hamtaro, Cappy, and Bijou and an evil, maniacal, hamster named Evilmaniacalhamster in one room)
Hamtaro: Hi!
Evilmaniacalhamster: DIE! (hits Hamtaro on the head)
Hamtaro: Ooh, that feels good! (brains seep out of ears)
Evilmaniacalhamster: You baka.
Hamtaro: Thanks for the compliment.
Evilmaniacalhamster: What about you, white girl? (talking about Bijou)
Bijou: Ride me!
Evilmaniacalhamster: What?
Bijou: Ride me!
Evilmaniacalhamster: Is that all you can say?
Bijou: Tape cassette over. Please press my play button to start over again.
Evilmaniacalhamster: (rips tape cassette out of Bijou's voice box)
Bijou: Thanks. (breaks every piece of glass screaming)
Cappy: I'm a little teapot short and stout!
Evilmaniacalhamster: (digs into Cappy's voice box and finds no tape cassete so just rips Cappy's voice box out)
Cappy: Good thing I know telepathy.
Evilmaniacalhamster: (rips Cappy's brain out)
Cappy: dies
Hamtaro: Uhh...what'll happen now? (stares at Bijou) Love, do you know what's going on?
Bijou: Yes. We're all gonna die and Sailor Pashmina and her friend, Sailor Chibi Penelope won't save us. (shrieks)
Evilmaniacalhamster: Yep. I feel your pain...back to the maniacalness! (becomes maniacal)
Sailor Pashmina: (breaks down door)
Evilmaniacalhamster: Huh?
Sailor Pashmina: I am Sailor Pashmina, defender of Pashminas everywhere. In the name of the name Pashmina, I shall punish you!
Evilmaniacalhamster: What a bishie! (whistles)
Sailor Pashmina: Pashmina Scarf Attack! scarf comes off Pashmina's neck and wraps around Evilmaniacalhamster
Evilmaniacalhamster: She's still a bishie! (whistles)
Sailor Pashmina: Pashmina Dontcallmeabishieiamasenshiyoubaka #Attack! (kills Evilmaniacalhamster)
Evilmaniacalhamster: (dies)
Sailor Pashmina: (saves Bijou and Hamtaro and has Cappy reborn)
Cappy: (is alive again) Yay! I'm alive!
Sailor Pashmina: (detransforms)
Everybody except Evilmaniacalhamster: (walks home)
Some baka: THE END! SO REVIEW IT!
# Don't call me a bishie I am a senshi you baka is the whole word.