A/N: I'm a lousy Authoress, I know! But maybe this will cheer you up! I have decided that I'll start like one-shot stories for the SEED couples, and I've been hit with these ideas for a Kira/Lacus story and a Shinn/Stellar story! Anyways…. Here is the next side-chapter!

Disclaimer: I... DO NOT OWN SEED OR INUYASHA!

Kira Yamato's Day in a Nutshell

7:45 A.M.: Subject falls out of bed trying to shut off the alarm clock

7:48 A.M.: After spending three minutes on the floor trying to untangle himself from his blankets, subject Kira Yamato finally shuts off the alarm clock just as the sound of glass shattering is heard from the next room

7:55 A.M.: After making his bed, subject enters the shower, and sings the Barney song, thinking that his younger brother isn't just outside the door, recording it for future blackmail purposes

8:10 A.M.: Subject dries himself and comes out of the shower in a towel, trying to find suitable things to wear

8:20 A.M.: Subject finally picks out his clothes and finishes dressing just as his mother tells him he's running late

8:23 A.M.: Subject is in his car, defying all laws of speed limits with younger brother in the passenger seat, praying for his life.

8:25 A.M.: Almost there! However, Subject finds himself stopped by an old lady who continuously whacks him with her cane, screaming at the top of her lungs until Subject agrees to drop her off at the store Subject and his brother find themselves slowly dying as the old woman rants about her 'good old days'

8:45 A.M.: Subject crashes into his first class, which happens to be Azrael Murata's Biology. After apologizing for being late, Subject takes his respective seat beside Lacus Clyne

8:50 A.M.: Subject and Lacus are in deep conversation about oranges and how Kira thinks his brother thinks the fruit is conspiring with Barney and Teletubbies. Lacus begins to laugh and gains attention of teacher and students

8:52 A.M.: Murata asks Subject and Lacus what seems to be so interesting. Subject replies, 'Trees'. Murata launches into the life span and history of trees

10:05 A.M.: Subject heads to his second class, during which he is glomped and nearly strangled by Kira/Lacus fans' enemy, Flay Allster

10:08 A.M.: Subject enters his class, Math with Mwu, with Flay Allster by his side and sits down as Mwu begins his class after a random comment about underage sex. Subject chuckles nervously as numerous glances are thrown his way by his comrades

10:30 A.M.: Subject faces and angry note sent by his sister, Cagalli, which consists of stick figures of him and Flay, being brutally killed by what looks like a stick mobile suit with a stick Cagalli as its pilot. Subject laughs at the possibility of said mobile suit existing

10:35 A.M: Mwu confiscates the note and laughs before assigning Subject to a detention

10:45 A.M.: Subject sends Lacus a note, unaware of glares by Flay

10:50 A.M.: Subject and Lacus are now back on the topic of 'Theory by Shinn Yamato'

10:55 A.M.: After being assigned the homework, Lacus sends Subject a note asking about Stellar and Shinn. Subject scribbles something back

10:45 A.M.: Subject is seen eating lunch with his fellow comrades, speaking about 'Valentine'. Subject's man-pretty friend, going by 'Athrun Zala' asks Subject who he will be going with

12:55 P.M.: Subject gets scolded for sleeping in class by English teacher and Mwu Stalker, Ayame.

1:30 P.M.: Subject wonders if he should go with Lacus, or Flay. He writes the Pros and Cons on a piece of paper, but finds that it is rather a difficult choice.

2:55 P.M.: Subject is in his last class, sitting beside Lacus Clyne, trying to understand what a whole beat means. Lacus is patiently explaining what it is while Nicol Amarfi looks on with amusement, wondering what their kid would look like

3:30 P.M.: Subject enters Mwu's classroom for detention

3:31 P.M.: Mwu calls Subject to his desk, and both launch into a serious conversation

3:35 P.M.: Mwu begins the dreaded, 'The Talk', while Subject sits, horrified

3:45 P.M.: Subject is successfully scared by Mwu, who still doesn't seem to have finished explaining 'The Dangers'

3:47 P.M.: Subject has decided that we will never get married and have kids, and has now decided to live the life of the monk in a monastery and forfeit all other life has to offer

3:55 P.M.: Mwu cheerfully finishes his speech, oblivious that Subject looks quite pale and scared. He then launches into a conversation about the 'Valentine Dance'

6:00 P.M.: Subject finds himself at home after a tiring day at school, miraculously coming home without being suffocated by Flay. He is now in front of the TV, watching ESPN

6:15 P.M.: Subject's mother comes in and complains about how she is forced to do all the housework and keeps emphasizing the words, 'If only I had some help'. Subject asks if she wants something. Mother stomps out of room

6:16 P.M.: Subject's brother comes in, looking PO, vaguely reminding Subject of a fire-breathing dragon. Brother sticks out the phone and stops off, grumbling about how he is expecting a call from Stellar Loussier

6:20 P.M.: Subject hangs up the phone, finding that he was growing quite irritated that Flay was calling him every minute of every day. He ponders about slicing the phone wires, but decides against it

6:22 P.M.: Flay calls again and this time, Mother complains to Subject about how she can never get the phone to talk to their fellow neighbors anymore and threatens to ground him lest she doesn't stop calling

6:45 P.M.: Subject is at the dinner table, eating steak, telling his beloved parents how his day went

7:00 P.M.: Subject is doing homework, stuck on what a whole beat means.

7:01 P.M.: Calls Lacus

9:30 P.M.: Subject is in the family room, with Father and Brother, having a 'No Girls, Father-Son Bonding Time'. Fancy name for pigging out watching ball games

10:37 P.M.: Subject brushes his teeth and gets ready for bed

10:45 P.M.: After reading the manga Inuyasha, Subject goes to bed after setting the alarm clock