Summary: A collection of short stories involving the Marauders.
Chapter Summary: The Marauders decide, once again, to get on Filch's bad side.
Author's Note: Bear with me here, flame me and I'll contact the Shoe Thrower. I MEAN IT!
If Walls Could Talk
"Get to work you lazy troublemakers!" Filch yelled from his chair were Ms. Norris sat perched on his lap.
The Marauders stood in the corridor, wearing orange robes. They had been sentenced to cleaning the WHOLE castle as punishment for telling Peeves how to get through Filch's office. The catch: NO MAGIC.
Sirius glared at Filch, who was whispering to Ms. Norris and pointing at the issue of Witches Gone Wild.
"We've got to get out of here somehow." Sirius muttered to James, who was busy scrubbing every crack between the stone tiles.
Peter made a moaning noise as he looked longingly at Filch, before going back to greasing the doors.
"What's wrong with you?" asked Lupin, he only had to do the windows.
"He stole my magazine."
The Marauders stared.
"Right..."
"Whatever Wormys..." Sirius said, turning back to washing the walls.
"You know what would be REALLY funny?" said James after a couple minutes silence.
"What?" Sirius seemed to perk up.
"Well...here's my idea..."
Sirius looked like he'd rather do nothing else but listen.
"But we'll need Moony's excellent charming skills..."
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Students rushed into the hall after dinner. Filch was feeling pretty good about himself as he admired the clean castle. He didn't notice people laughing and pointing at the walls and floors.
"WOW! Look how clever that is!" A fifth year said.
"I know, how sexy are they?" Her friend said.
"Very." Replied a group of first years.
"Oh! They're going to be in huge trouble!" Squeaked a girl, taking out her notebook and quill. "Imagine this: Marauders Make Mayhem"
"Cut it out Rita!" her boyfriend yelled.
Filch stopped humming. Marauders? MARAUDERS!?! He turned around to face the wall and found himself looking at the strangest thing.
The walls had four stone faces on them. Four familiar faces...
Filch ran over to the one of Sirius Black.
"WHAT DID YOU DO!" he roared at the face.
Stone Sirius had a blank expression on his face. ( 0.0 ) "I see dead people" it said.
"London Bridge is going to fall down." Said the face next to him, which was none other than James Potter.
"WHAT! HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!?" cried Filch. He started placing his hands over the Marauder's stone replica's, as if to squash them.
"HEY EVERYONE!" Peter's shouted. "FILCH READS WITCHES GONE WILD!"
The hall was filled with laughter. Filch looked like venom. "ARGH!!" He screamed bashing the wall.
"AND HE'S A SQUIB!"
More laughter just set Filch off. He looked around wildly and for the first time, noticed the floor was bottle green. He looked close to tears. He fled from the hallway.
The Marauders sniggered from their place on the stairs.
Well, I thought of this while on my to my dad's. Hope you enjoy the next chapter: The Reign of Biscuit Lad....Reviews PLEASE!!! AND NO FLAMES!!!