Hey guys! To take advise from Destiny Waterborn, I decided to make the story more descriptive! It would be less random, but at least you get more funny. Now sit back and enjoy!
When we last left our heroes, Luffy broke a toaster. Now, a mysterious force comes to destroy him. Which is where our story continues...
Luffy was continuing to pout about the toaster. It was only three minutes, but he stills the anger that flowed through his body. It was the fact that stupid salesman tricked him into buying a worthless toaster that didn't even make toast. He thought of what Ussop said about the flying toasters. Even though he knew it was another one of Ussop's lies, he thought of what might happen if he was telling the truth. He thought of how an army of flying toasters might come out of nowhere and attack the Going Merry, make him drown in the ocean, and kidnap Nami. Luckily, this was only Ussop's lie and can't possibly happen.
Luffy stared into the sky, wondering what adventures lie ahead of him now. He stared at the clouds, thinking about the adventures that lay ahead. He also thought about Shanks, and how he promised to the red haired pirate captain to find One Piece and become Pirate King. He stared at the bright, yellow sun, which was low enough to look at without hurting his eyes. He thought of how in the world he was going to find One Piece in this entire ocean. Even if he depended on Nami's navigating, it would take forever! Even though it seemed impossible, he has to remember that he made a promise to Shanks and that he needs to keep it. He closed his eyes to relax for a second, only to open them in horror.
He stared into the sun closely, seeing some shiny objects floating toward the Going Merry. He grabbed a telescope and saw the objects in a closer range. It had wings and it was metal. The whole thing was the shape of a rectangle and it had two large holes on the top of it. It also had a large hole in the center. Luffy couldn't believe his eyes. The flying object he saw was a flying toaster! There were hundreds of them, all flying in the formation of airplanes.
Luffy screamed as these winged toasters were heading towards him. He yelled, "Oh My God! Ussop was telling the TRUTH!" Zoro came out from below deck to see what Luffy was screaming about. Since he came out of the shower, all he had to wear was his tetris boxers. He yelled, "Luffy, what the matter with yo..." He couldn't finish, on a count of the fact that he saw the toasters. "OH MY #&$ING GOD! USSOP WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!" Nami heard everyone yelling so she went on deck to see what the commotion was about. "What wrong you to..." She also saw the toasters in the air and screamed, "OH MY GOD! USSOP WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!" Sanji, who was at the kitchen, came out with a dead fish in his hand. He yelled, "What's going on around here..." Sanji also saw the toasters in the sky, which he and the dead fish screamed, "OH MY GOD! USSOP WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!" Ussop, who heard everyone calling his name, went on deck, asking, "What's everyone doing..." Ussop also saw the toasters in the air. He panicked and screamed, "HOLY CRAP! I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!"
The toasters flew down and shot toast at the Going Merry. Their waves of attack on the ship resembled airplanes destroying ships with their machine guns, only they were using toast instead of bullets. The Straw Hat Pirates defended their ship. Zoro was doing a pretty good job cutting up some toasters for a few minutes. Things were going well, until a piece of toast a toaster was shooting hit his bear body. Since he had no shirt to cover his chest and he toast was fresh and hot, it stunned Zoro in pain and cause him to flinch. Suddenly, a single flying toaster ninja appeared behind Zoro's butt. It had ninja hitai-ate strapped on him, which had a leaf symbol on the metal part. The toaster grew hands and formed the sign of the tiger with them. It then put its hands back and shoved it into Zoro's butt, screaming, "Konohagajure Village's Most Sacred and Secret Technique!!! ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!" Zoro screamed as he flew into the air and landed into the water, twitching because of the pain. Suddenly, Naruto came out of nowhere and said, "Hey! That move's copyrighted!" Then, the author said, "All right. Naruto and the ninjutsu moves are copyrighted by Shoenen Jump and Masashi Kishimoto. Happy Now?" Naruto smiled, saying, "Yes, I am." He then ninja disappeared back to his comics in Shoenen Jump.
Sanji was doing an okay job kicking the toasters. All of a sudden, the toasters came together and morphed into a transformer. When Sanji kicked it, his legs bruised and he stood there, crippled. The transformer then called Sanji a "rip-off artist," kicked him in the shin, and threw him into the ocean with Zoro. Bloo and Hotshot came out of nowhere and said, "Hey! Those jokes are copyrighted!" The author, once again said, "Rip-off artist joke is owned by the author who made Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends." While Bloo left, Hotshot complained, "Hey! What about me?" The author then came to the story and did a Kameha Wave on the transformer, vaporizing him into dust. The author then returned to the laptop he was writing this fanfic on.
Ussop tried to pelt them with his slingshot, but his projectiles weren't working in the flying toasters. The toasters then had beaten the snot out of him. They threw him overboard. Nami tried to run away, but the toasters tied her up and threw her into a barrel. Fifteen flying toasters then tied themselves onto the barrel and flew away with Nami. Luffy, who saw Nami's kidnap, tried to save her. He used all the Gum Gum attacks he had, but nothing was working. The toasters then rammed into Luffy, knocking him into the water with the rest of his teammates. Luckily, they had a piece of wood to hold onto. The toasters then grabbed some spray paint, spraying a message on the Going Merry. It said, "Let this be a lesson to you that toasters are supreme over humans. Never harm another toaster again!" After Luffy read this message, the flying toasters then went underwater, lifted the Going Merry into the air, and flew of with it. Humiliated and defeated, the Straw Hat Pirates, all except Nami, paddled back to Toasty Island, plotting their revenge on the flying toasters.
Will the gang save Nami, the Going Merry, and their honor? Will they get even with the toasters? What does Bloo, Hotshot, and Naruto have any to do with One Piece or MAC? What's a copyright? Find out next time on Luffy VS the flying toasters!