Chapter Summary: You can't butter toast with a curvy knife.
Author's Note: You people are SOOO touchy about Snivilous...SIGH....I'm not going to change though!!
The Curvy Knife Incident.
The next day, post-Biscuit Lad, The Marauders sat at the Gryffindor table enjoying a real breakfast. James hurried up and down the table to find a knife. The Quidditch match was going to start in ten minutes, and five minutes later, he still couldn't find a knife.
"Don't worry, you can use mine," Sirius said through a mouthful of eggs.
James stared. "Why couldn't you have lent me it in the first place?" Sirius shrugged and continued eating. James rolled his eyes and took Sirius's knife. Buttered it, and went for the toast, but when the knife almost touched it, the knife slumped, like the spoon in the Matrix. It was now a curvy little hook.
"WHAT?!" James said disbelievingly as he looked from the knife to Sirius, who was now choking on a whole watermelon. Lupin glanced at Padfoot before smacking him hard on the back.
"GACKACK!" Sirius said spitting out a piece of fruit and knocking the knife out of James's hand.
They all snapped around to follow to knife's progress. It flew through some Ravenclaw girls, barely missed Filch, buzzed Ms. Norris and landed with a TWANG on the wall.
Filch was positively looking dangers. He took one look at Ms. Norris and started running toward the place where the Marauders were sitting.
"Quick! Hand me another knife!" James yelled franticly.
"Where did they all go?" asked Sirius, looking around for a weapon to defend himself with.
There was a small clutter of what was unmistakably metal. They turned to Wormtail, who had a pile of knives in front of him.
"What?" He asked innocently, "I like knives." James and Sirius dove for them, took aim and started throwing them in random directions. (HAH)
Two caught Filch and pinned him up against the wall. One got stuck in a third year's ponytail. (Marauders are in trouble for that, it took me forever to get it out.) Knives whizzed every which way and people were throwing themselves to the ground as Padfoot and Prongs threw them. And they weren't going to run out soon.
The Teacher's though didn't seem to notice, or care or perhaps they, for some strange reason, didn't know what was going on. Dumbledore glanced up a couple of times in which, the whole Great Hall would start chatting like nothing happened.
More people were pinned up against the wall and some had the back of the knives hit them in the back of the head and they fell over unconscious.
"Hah, this is fun!" James said gleefully, stepping over Wormtail who was sticking out from under the table.
"Yups," Sirius said, "And who's going to get us in trouble?"
"I am!" Said Filch's grumpy voice as he grabbed the two by the ears and dragged them to his office.
"-And even not counting those times, you still will be punished severely." Filch spat at the two I his office. He started to walk them out the door when he paused. "What started that?"
James glanced at Sirius who was grinning. "Well, everyone knows you can't butter toast with a curvy knife."
The two bolted as Filch made a sudden movement that was sure to have been his hands grooping for one of their necks.
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