Summary: A collection of the Marauder's adventures.
Author's Note: Well, my throat still hurts and The Inconspicuous Soap Bar has been postponed. Somebody asked me to write a chapter about Moony, and I was already going to, it's next, but for now, enjoy this! It's based on an email from a site, so if you own the site, which you probably don't, sorry.
This Elevator Doesn't Go Sideways...
What to do, what to do, thought Sirius. He had already done every prank in the book he got and summer was getting boring. The only thing left? Torment somebody he hadn't in a while.
"But what to do to them?" Sirius wondered. He glanced around his room for an idea. His eyes landed on the Daily Prophet.
BEWITCHED MUGGLE ELEVATOR COLAPSES,
See page 5 to read more...
"That's it!" exclaimed Sirius. He jumped off his bed and got ready to go out. "I'll take over a Muggle elevator!" He dashed down the stairs and ran out the door.
Ugh, another boring day at work. Joe's boss seemed pretty angry about the whole coffee maker breaking. Sheesh, other people needed coffee too! Joe sighed and pushed the down button on the elevator. He waited for the doors to open. Finally, Joe thought as he picked up his brief case to step inside.
"I'm sorry, do you have an appointment?" Joe glanced up. There was a desk sitting in the elevator. A young boy about 15 sat behind it, staring at him behind over-sized glasses.
"What?" Joe asked incredibly.
"I said, do you have an appointment?"
"Um.... no..." Joe backed away. He'd get on the next elevator.
Sirius stood in the middle of the elevator as it dinged. He moved over to let a couple people in.
"What floor?"
"Seven" they all said. Sirius pushed 4.
"Um, it's the seventh floor." One man said timidly.
"Oh, I'm sorry, how silly of me." Sirius said, pushing 5.
"It's seven" a lady said impatiently.
"My eyesight must really be bad, I apologize." He pushed 13.
"Oh forget," A guy said as the doors opened to the 4th floor. Everyone followed him out.
Sirius checked one of the list.
"Hold on, I'm waiting for a friend." A boy said as he held open the doors. Mary waited patiently. Suddenly, without anyone getting on, he let the doors close.
"Hey Greg, how's your day been?" The boy asked to the air.
Mary stood in the elevator. "Fourteen please," She said. The teenager pushed it.
She glanced next to her as the elevator started to move. The boy was grinning at her. She looked away. A couple seconds later, she glanced back and he was still staring. She stared back, but the boy kept on.
"WHAT?" she asked.
"I have new socks on."
Mary dashed out the doors. Check another off the list.
The doors opened again and a couple got on. The man pushed five and stood back as the doors closed.
"It's okay they'll open again." Sirius said reassuringly. The woman gave him a look.
A couple seconds silence.
"GROUP HUG!" Sirius said and pulled them into a tight embrace. They struggled to get out. They backed away to the other side of the elevator and watched as the boy got out cell phone.
"Hello, is this the Psychic Hotline? Yes, well, I was wondering, can you tell me what floor I'm on?"
The doors opened and the man led the woman out hurriedly.
Check. Check. Check.
Sirius laid down a Twister mat and waited till the doors opened to a bunch of people.
"Would you like to play?" he asked. Everyone walked away but one guy.
"Sure." He said. Sirius quickly pushed the close button.
"And only a few more to go." Sirius said as he checked another one off the list.
Three friends walked in the elevator. Sirius took out a piece of chalk and drew a little square on the floor.
"This is MY personal space." He announced. The people looked happy to give it to him. They watched with interest as the boy unsnapped a brief case.
"You got enough air in there?" he said, peering down into it. The people backed, if possible, even further away. They stared at Sirius, who stared back.
"You're one of THEM!" said Sirius, pointing to the friend on the right and backing away. The friends hurried out the door.
"Only one more left..." Sirius said gleefully.
Sirius placed the clock in the box and taped it shut. He stuck it in a corner and went and stood in the other corner facing the wall. People got in and a couple stared at him and soon one said, "Do you hear a ticking noise?" The people started screaming and trying to get off the elevator.
Sirius sniggered from his corner. Check.
Well, hope you liked it, the soap bar one just isn't funny right now so I decided to go ahead and put this one up. REVIEW PANSIES!!! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW, sheesh how many times do I have to say it? Well, stay tuned for "Oh What a Tangled Web That Frickin Huge Spider Weaves." Lupin finds a fricking huge spider under his bed. I hope it will be funny....oh well, once again, REVIEW!