Sum: What happens when the Marauder's try to bake a cake? Well....it's certainly NOT going to be cake...

Author's note: Sorry for the long wait everyone!!! I had to write a story for school and it's taken up most of my time!! Not really, that's a lie....I've just been lazy :)

How to Bake a Cake

"Okay, so you just add one egg, right?" Peter asked as he looked up from the cookbook. All the Marauder's were dressed in aprons and chef hats. Quite funny stuff. They were trying to bake a cake so they could stick it in Filch's desk. Unfortunately, they never thought of just conjuring one.

"No Wormys," Sirius said, peering over his shoulder, "TWO eggs, count 'em that's TWO!" he held up four fingers.

"Oh...right..."

"Ya'll, what is-" James peered at the book, "a tablespoon?"

Remus rolled his eyes and pushed Sirius out of the way to get to James.

"Look, just uh-" Remus held up the measuring cup and looked at it, then the oil, then the cup again. "Just pour all of it in there." he grabbed the oil and poured it all in the measuring cup.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"NO SIRIUS DON'T TOUCH THE EGG BEATER!!!!!"

WHRRR WHRRR whrrr whr......

Sirius stopped the machine reluctently. Remus walked over and snatched it away.

"Hey, it says we need flour but we don't have any." said Peter

"So let's use dryer lint!" Sirius suggested, the others, surprisingly, agreed.

A few minutes went by and the Marauders substituted most ingredients for lint, an old shoe, bubblegum, a loufa, and some weird, moving, glowing, green thing that Sirius found under his bed.

Sirius placed the cake in the oven and shut the door. So far, so good for a Marauder.

"Okay, it says preheat oven to 250 degrees and let it bake for 30 minutes," Peter read.

"30 minutes? That's way to long!" James turned the oven to 550. "There, now it will bake quicker!"

And it did, in about 3 minutes, but unfortunatly, the Marauder's took it out after 5.

BOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cake exploded all over them.

When Remus recovered, he poked his head out of the mess. Peter was by the fridge, unconcious and covered in pinkish slop. James was standing up looking dazed. But where was Sirius?

Oh, there, Remus spied a hand flopping around on the top of a huge pink pile. James went to help Sirius up.

"What did we do wrong?" James asked Lupin.

"I don't know, but I think it was that stuff that Sirius found under his bed." Lupin replied.

"HEY DON'T INSULT HOMIE!!!" Sirius whined.

"Homie?"

"The glowing glob, he was my pet."

"Then why did you stick him in the mix?

Sirius shrugged and started backing away and tripped over a cord...

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Marauders: 0.0 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

"DEMON EGG BEATER!!! DEMON EGG BEATER!!!!!"