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Twiggy
"Twiggy?" Sirius called, looking under the sofa. "Twiggy?"
Remus walked in the common room. "Looking for something?"
Sirius whirled around and stared up at Remus with huge watery eyes (think puss-n-boots) "I-lost-twiggy!" Sirius sobbed uncontrolably at Remus's feet.
Remus took a few steps backward. "Who's Twiggy?" He took another step backward. Sirius lunged under his foot before it landed.
"TWIGGY!" Sirius said happily as he tossed something in the air.
"Twiggy-is-a stick?" Remus said, staring at the lunatic on the floor.
Sirius hugged the stick fondly. "Duh! Hence the name Twiggy!"
Remus stood there for a second, then finally said, "Damn you're crazy."
Sirius cradled the stick away from Remus. "DON'T USE THAT LANGAUGE IN FRONT OF TWIGGY!" he turned to the stick. "Shield your virgin ears my spawn of toilet paper!"
"Sirius," Remus said, picking up his fallen friend, "Get a life."
"But Twiggy is my life!" Sirius protested.
Remus sighed, snatched Twiggy from Sirius and threw it out the window.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Sirius howled, throwing himself to the ground.
"OW!" Came a reply from the window. "Who threw that?" The two teens peeked over the window sill and saw a boy with a huge lump on his head. Sirius slumped back.
"Twiggy was-EVIL?" Sirius said in disbelief.
"Evil? What are you talk-" something in Remus's mind clicked. "Yes Sirius, Twiggy was evil."
Sirius was silent for a minute. "How will I ever love again?"
Remus clapped his friend on the shoulder. "You'll find someone Sirius, all you have-"
"MR. YO-YO!"
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The next installment in this story? "Snort" which will probably be posted today as well, but I have another performance so who knows.