Author's Note: YEA! ANOTHER STORY!
WEEEEEEE!
Snort
Sirius threw a marshmellow at James's face and squealed with delight as it hit his chin, then magically went up his nose.
"OH MY-G-ACK!" James yelled, clutching his throat and tumbling backwards out of the chair.
Remus sat on the sofa watching Sirius go on with his entertainment.
"What the frick did you do to me?" James asked, crawling up from behind the chair.
"I just tried to do the Snortis charm!" Sirius protested. "Only, I think I did it wrong."
Remus stood up. "It's Snorous, not SnorTIS."
"Oh well, I'm having fun anyway," Sirius picked up a button and tossed it near James. The button veered toward James and flew up his nose.
"ACK!"
"WHAHAHAHA! Meniachal laughter! I LOVE IT!" Shouted Sirius gleefully.
"Sirius, where did you put my favorite pen?" asked Remus.
Sirius ginned and chucked the pen at James, and you guessed it, watched it as it went up his nose.
"HEY! That was my favorite pen!" Remus stormed off and came back after a minute, in which James snorted up a couple of crayons, some firewood, and an old oreo.
"Ohh Sirius." Remus called in a sing-song voice, "look what I've got." He held up a rubber duckie.
"UMFRICKLE!" Sirius screamed. He glared at Remus. "Moony, you wouldn't dare."
"Wouldn't I?" Remus hurled the duck at James. James got wide-eyed and watched as it magically fit in his nostril.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Sirius tackled James and got a surprise when his arm went up James's nose, followed by the rest of him. Remus tried to get a hold of Sirius's legs, but he was pulled up as well.
"HEY!" James yelled. Peter came scrambling down the steps.
"Hey James, somebody said you were snorting up everything!" Peter held in his hand a giant pepper shaker and took aim.
"Peter NOOO-ACHOOOOO!"
(-WHACK CONCUSSION ON WORMTAIL BY TWO BOYS SMACKING HIM-)