"You Jerk!"
said a woman's voice. She slamed her hand on the table.
"If you ever want to get someone's attention you should be more like a gentleman!"
The woman stomed out of the restaraunt but came back.
"If your wondering I am not paying for this!"
Raphael found a woman at his work and asked her if she wanted to go out and eat tonight. Being a nice woman she said yes. At the restaraunt Raphael said a bunch of so called "romantic" stuff in French. He thought that she woundn't understand it and thought that it was romantic. Well, she knew how to speak French and she understood it too. She didn't like it and thought it was very disturbing.
The Next day...
"Kilik I need some help."
Raphael said.
"I try to find the perfect woman but they all hate me."
"Well, what did you say?"
asked Kilik.
"Well it was,.."
Raphael said it in French and then in English.
"You Idiot!"
Kilik slapped Raphael on the back of his head.
"You don't say that to a woman! It makes you lok stupid! Hang with me today and you'll see how it goes. I'll also give you some tips as well."
Kilik thought of wierd ideas like Xianghua. I guess that's why they're a couple. They went downstairs and into the living room.
"The first thing is that you have to look good. Lets go to the mall and find you some new threads."
They got outdie and into the car and drove to the mall. The went to American Eagle and looked around.
"So you see anything you like?"
Asked Kilik.
"Theese clothes are so revolting."
said raphael.
"Come one they can't be that bad."
Said Kilik.
"Why don't we go to another store?"
They went to Macys and went to the Men's section.
"Theese clothes are too expensive."
said Raphael.
"Okay, this isn't going too well. You know why don't I just tell you another tip I have."
"What is it?"
asked Raphael.
"You have to find someone you have stuff in common with. I made an audition thing for you."
"You what?"
They walked outside of the mall and drove to the corner or Coral Blue Ave. and Sinsay St.
"That must be the audition thing I set up."
said Kilik.
"Are all theese people here for me?"
asked Raphael.
"Of course."
"Wow they must really think I am a great guy."
said Raphael.
"Well, I might have said a few things."
"What kind of things?"
"You'll see. Besides you did want to find the perfect person, right?"
They walked out of the car to see which will be the lucky woman.
"Hey you're the jerk that said that gross stuff to my sister!"
said a Woman's voice.
"My mom dated you and wanted to get a restraining order!"
"I hate you!"
"Lets get him!"
All of the women chased them like an angry mob. Infact, they were an angry mob. Kilik and Raphael didn;t care about the car. They just ran home.
Slam!
"We're home!"
said Raphael.
"This is all your fault! If you would have just got the clothes none of this would have happend! And if you're wondering someone out there in that angry mob ripped my favorite shirt that I was wearing five minutes ago!"
Outside...
"I got his shirt!"
"Now if we only got his pants!"
Inside...
"I hate you very much right now! And if every cell in your body represented how angry I am that means that I am very angry!"
Kilik stomped up the stairs and went to his room.
"Pookie Petal, If you would just wear the clothes I picked for you, you would definetly find the perfect guy."
said Cervantes.
"Well I better get going, Gilligan's island is coming on in thirty minutes."
Cervates walked out of the room whistling the Giligan's island theme song.
"I just over heard that you were looking for a speacial guy."
said Raphael.
"So."
"Well, I'm looking for some one too."
"Want to go get some coffee?"
asked Ivy.
"Okay."
It turned out that the speacial someone they were both looking for was right under thier nose.