DigiChat
Disclaimer: I am terribly sorry. The truth is, I've been lying to all y'all. I'm rich from my hit tv show Lizzie McGuire, which I own. I'm writing this on my state of the art computer, which is the newest thing from Europe. I'm typing this on my yacht while my personal assistant is fetching me a bottle of water (Evian, only the best for the rich!). And oh yeah, I'm lying.
I'm introducing another contest winner in this chapter, named Britt. Sorry if you hate your character, but hey, that's how it goes!
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Britt, a small quiet girl who sits in the back of the classroom.
"No, it's. it's not you! Britt Lavin, you've been on 'A' Honor Roll since first grade! You've won the Monthly Character Award every month since 4th grade!" Asst. Principal Rolfins says in disbelief.
"And that's not all! I'm carrying Danny Kessler's baby! I've been stealing the stuff from people's lockers to support the baby when it comes."
Everyone gasps, and looks at Danny. When Asst. Principal Rolfins first busted through the door, Gordo sensed something was wrong, and pulled out his camera. HE was glad he brought it with him almost everywhere.
Danny stands up and shouts "It's true, but so what?! She might not be Kate Sanders or Claire Miller, but she sure is-"
"That's enough!" Rolfins cuts in, afraid of what will happen next. " You two, Britt, Danny, come to the office!"
"What did I do? I'm not the locker thief!" Danny fumed at Rolfins.
"You got her pregnant!"
"But what does this have to do with me stealing from lockers?" Britt asks Rolfins.
"Nothing! But he got you pregnant!"
"Whatever!" She walked over to Danny, and they began kissing as the walked behind Rolfins.
You two cut that out!" Rolfins spat. "What are you trying to do, make Danny Jr. number 2?
And they were gone, though you could hear their shouts as the walked down the hallway, heading toward the office.
No one in class had said anything until now. Gordo had decided it would make a good documentary, as long as none of the teachers found out about it before he finished it because they were sure to make him stop. He ran around the room, getting the students reactions.
"Gordo!" Lizzie yelled. "Get over here!"
He scurried over, with his camera still in hand. "So, Lizzie, what do you think of the scandal that you just witnessed?"
"Gordo!" she screamed, swatting at the camera. "Get that away from me! I want to talk to YOU, not the camera!"
Gordo turned the camera so it faced him and said "Folks, as you can obviously see, she is too distraught to talk to the camera." before he shut it off.
"Oh my gosh, Gordo! Britt Lavin, shy quiet Britt Lavin is going to have DANNY KESSLER'S baby!"
"What, are you jealous?" he joked.
"Eew, no, that is SO 7th grade!"
"You'd rather be Clift's baby mama?" he kidded.
"About as much as you want to be Hilary's baby daddy." She joked right back.
And they laughed until they started getting strange looks, because everyone was still talking about Britt or Danny Kessler, and no one was laughing about it.
They were flirting, even though they didn't know it at the time. And neither one of them planned on having a kid with their current significant other.
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"Bob, this is so perfect." She said as she rested her head on his shoulder. "Almost."
"Why only almost, Sammy?" Bob replied.
"Well, for one thing, we're married. But the only person I'm in love with is you, Bob."
He sighed, and answered, "If only this love we have weren't so complicated.
.THE NEXT DAY.
Suprisingly, Britt Lavin and Danny Kessler were back in school next day, and they were THE in couple. Everyone thought the idea of them having a baby was so cool. No one pressed charges against Britt for stealing, so there wasn't much the school could do to keep her out of school. She became popular, but not in an oh-look-I'm-a-cheerleader way, but more like a popular cool rebellious way. Danny was still in with his old crowd, but also with the rebels.
Miranda, of course, quickly invited Britt to sit at their table before they cheerleaders could morph her into one of them. Lizzie and Miranda got along really well with Britt, and Gordo seemed okay with her, though he spent most of his time talking to Clift, who sat with them at lunch, or Hilary, since she and her groupies sat with them too.
"Okay, what about dressing the baby, if it's a girl, as a punk? They say girls would wear lots of pink, so she will! A punky pink, that is!" Lizzie said laughing.
"And if it's a boy, we'll dress him in hip-hop style clothing!" Miranda added.
"What's up with all this 'we' stuff?" Clift asked the girls.
"Well, they're gonna help me raise my baby!" Britt said. "I can't do it by myself, and although I know Danny will be there for me, he's a guy."
"And.?" Clift inquired.
"That's it! He's a guy. Guys aren't too smart, you know." And then she began laughing, and Lizzie and Miranda quickly joined in.
Clift shrugged and said "Girls" and turned back to his conversation with Gordo.
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LATER, IN MATH CLASS
"Brrrrring....rinnnnnnnnnng"
The class telephone rang, and no one knew quite what to do. Everyone sorta looked around. Lizzie, being what she liked to call 'naturally curious', although Gordo called it nosy, went and picked up the phone.
"He-Hello?"
"Okay. uh huh.. Well, she's not in right now. Um, okay. Well, I'll go check with the office and get her records and call you right back. What's the number? Okay, I'll write that down." She started scribbling furiously with a pink pen on a yellow notepad of Mrs. Tillies. "Uh-huh. Sure. Bye."
She turned and faced the class.
"Um, the governor people need Miss Tillies records for some thing she's doing for the town council or whatever. So I have to go down to the office and get her records."
Everyone began talking again, knowing it was another free period without lessons.
"Gordo, come with me to the office."
"I have nothing better to do." He said as he picked up his camera to take with him.
"You come too, Britt." Britt had sort of become a fourth member of Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo's group. But not quite. They all knew, and she knew too that the three of them had a weird connection that no one else could really join. But that didn't mean they didn't have other friends.
Britt got up from her new seat beside Lizzie, and followed her and Gordo out of the classroom.
When they got in the hall, Gordo walked in the middle. Britt gave him a shove into Lizzie with her hips, and Lizzie shoved him right back. Pretty soon Gordo was bumping back in forth between the girls, and they were all laughing. This pretty much continued all the way to the office, except Gordo would occasionally unexpectedly bump one of the girls into the lockers.
When they got to the office, they stopped laughing. They just stared, and started giggling quietly.
Gordo pulled out his camera and began taping.
Mrs. Jeffers, the 60 something year old, wrinkle faced school secretary was listening to her portable CD player with her eyes closed, dancing around and singing.
"It's getting hot in herre, so hot, so take off all your clothes, I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off!" she was suddenly aware of the kids in the room, and pulled down her earphones and glared at the kids. " What do ya want? Can't you see I'm busy?"
"Yeah," Britt said, trying to stifle her laughs. "We see that."
Lizzie elbowed Britt and said, "We need Mrs. Tillies records. the governor people called and said they needed her records. She's not in class today-"
"Is she ever?" Gordo cut in.
"Anyways. we need her records." Lizzie finished.
"She's in Principal Smith's office. She's there all the time, always interrupting my Nelly time. Go ask her for permission to obtain her records."
"Okay." Gordo said.
Mrs. Jeffers pulled her earphones back on. ".I got a friend with a pole in the basement."
They all started laughing and headed for Principal Smith's door. Gordo turned his camera off, thought the better of it, and turned it back on. When they opened the door, they stopped laughing. They just stared. Only this time, no one started giggling.
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This is my longest chapter yet! I hope you like it!
Will Mrs. Jeffers keep on her clothes, or is it getting toohot in 'therre'? Will the baby be a boy or a girl? Where is Hilary? When will they ever log back into DigiChat? What's going on in the Principal's office? Has Principal Smith been threatening to kill Mrs. Tillies everyday? Is she dead now? FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MOREI IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF (ba-da-da -daaaaaaa) DigiChat!
REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I am terribly sorry. The truth is, I've been lying to all y'all. I'm rich from my hit tv show Lizzie McGuire, which I own. I'm writing this on my state of the art computer, which is the newest thing from Europe. I'm typing this on my yacht while my personal assistant is fetching me a bottle of water (Evian, only the best for the rich!). And oh yeah, I'm lying.
I'm introducing another contest winner in this chapter, named Britt. Sorry if you hate your character, but hey, that's how it goes!
***
Britt, a small quiet girl who sits in the back of the classroom.
"No, it's. it's not you! Britt Lavin, you've been on 'A' Honor Roll since first grade! You've won the Monthly Character Award every month since 4th grade!" Asst. Principal Rolfins says in disbelief.
"And that's not all! I'm carrying Danny Kessler's baby! I've been stealing the stuff from people's lockers to support the baby when it comes."
Everyone gasps, and looks at Danny. When Asst. Principal Rolfins first busted through the door, Gordo sensed something was wrong, and pulled out his camera. HE was glad he brought it with him almost everywhere.
Danny stands up and shouts "It's true, but so what?! She might not be Kate Sanders or Claire Miller, but she sure is-"
"That's enough!" Rolfins cuts in, afraid of what will happen next. " You two, Britt, Danny, come to the office!"
"What did I do? I'm not the locker thief!" Danny fumed at Rolfins.
"You got her pregnant!"
"But what does this have to do with me stealing from lockers?" Britt asks Rolfins.
"Nothing! But he got you pregnant!"
"Whatever!" She walked over to Danny, and they began kissing as the walked behind Rolfins.
You two cut that out!" Rolfins spat. "What are you trying to do, make Danny Jr. number 2?
And they were gone, though you could hear their shouts as the walked down the hallway, heading toward the office.
No one in class had said anything until now. Gordo had decided it would make a good documentary, as long as none of the teachers found out about it before he finished it because they were sure to make him stop. He ran around the room, getting the students reactions.
"Gordo!" Lizzie yelled. "Get over here!"
He scurried over, with his camera still in hand. "So, Lizzie, what do you think of the scandal that you just witnessed?"
"Gordo!" she screamed, swatting at the camera. "Get that away from me! I want to talk to YOU, not the camera!"
Gordo turned the camera so it faced him and said "Folks, as you can obviously see, she is too distraught to talk to the camera." before he shut it off.
"Oh my gosh, Gordo! Britt Lavin, shy quiet Britt Lavin is going to have DANNY KESSLER'S baby!"
"What, are you jealous?" he joked.
"Eew, no, that is SO 7th grade!"
"You'd rather be Clift's baby mama?" he kidded.
"About as much as you want to be Hilary's baby daddy." She joked right back.
And they laughed until they started getting strange looks, because everyone was still talking about Britt or Danny Kessler, and no one was laughing about it.
They were flirting, even though they didn't know it at the time. And neither one of them planned on having a kid with their current significant other.
***
"Bob, this is so perfect." She said as she rested her head on his shoulder. "Almost."
"Why only almost, Sammy?" Bob replied.
"Well, for one thing, we're married. But the only person I'm in love with is you, Bob."
He sighed, and answered, "If only this love we have weren't so complicated.
.THE NEXT DAY.
Suprisingly, Britt Lavin and Danny Kessler were back in school next day, and they were THE in couple. Everyone thought the idea of them having a baby was so cool. No one pressed charges against Britt for stealing, so there wasn't much the school could do to keep her out of school. She became popular, but not in an oh-look-I'm-a-cheerleader way, but more like a popular cool rebellious way. Danny was still in with his old crowd, but also with the rebels.
Miranda, of course, quickly invited Britt to sit at their table before they cheerleaders could morph her into one of them. Lizzie and Miranda got along really well with Britt, and Gordo seemed okay with her, though he spent most of his time talking to Clift, who sat with them at lunch, or Hilary, since she and her groupies sat with them too.
"Okay, what about dressing the baby, if it's a girl, as a punk? They say girls would wear lots of pink, so she will! A punky pink, that is!" Lizzie said laughing.
"And if it's a boy, we'll dress him in hip-hop style clothing!" Miranda added.
"What's up with all this 'we' stuff?" Clift asked the girls.
"Well, they're gonna help me raise my baby!" Britt said. "I can't do it by myself, and although I know Danny will be there for me, he's a guy."
"And.?" Clift inquired.
"That's it! He's a guy. Guys aren't too smart, you know." And then she began laughing, and Lizzie and Miranda quickly joined in.
Clift shrugged and said "Girls" and turned back to his conversation with Gordo.
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LATER, IN MATH CLASS
"Brrrrring....rinnnnnnnnnng"
The class telephone rang, and no one knew quite what to do. Everyone sorta looked around. Lizzie, being what she liked to call 'naturally curious', although Gordo called it nosy, went and picked up the phone.
"He-Hello?"
"Okay. uh huh.. Well, she's not in right now. Um, okay. Well, I'll go check with the office and get her records and call you right back. What's the number? Okay, I'll write that down." She started scribbling furiously with a pink pen on a yellow notepad of Mrs. Tillies. "Uh-huh. Sure. Bye."
She turned and faced the class.
"Um, the governor people need Miss Tillies records for some thing she's doing for the town council or whatever. So I have to go down to the office and get her records."
Everyone began talking again, knowing it was another free period without lessons.
"Gordo, come with me to the office."
"I have nothing better to do." He said as he picked up his camera to take with him.
"You come too, Britt." Britt had sort of become a fourth member of Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo's group. But not quite. They all knew, and she knew too that the three of them had a weird connection that no one else could really join. But that didn't mean they didn't have other friends.
Britt got up from her new seat beside Lizzie, and followed her and Gordo out of the classroom.
When they got in the hall, Gordo walked in the middle. Britt gave him a shove into Lizzie with her hips, and Lizzie shoved him right back. Pretty soon Gordo was bumping back in forth between the girls, and they were all laughing. This pretty much continued all the way to the office, except Gordo would occasionally unexpectedly bump one of the girls into the lockers.
When they got to the office, they stopped laughing. They just stared, and started giggling quietly.
Gordo pulled out his camera and began taping.
Mrs. Jeffers, the 60 something year old, wrinkle faced school secretary was listening to her portable CD player with her eyes closed, dancing around and singing.
"It's getting hot in herre, so hot, so take off all your clothes, I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off!" she was suddenly aware of the kids in the room, and pulled down her earphones and glared at the kids. " What do ya want? Can't you see I'm busy?"
"Yeah," Britt said, trying to stifle her laughs. "We see that."
Lizzie elbowed Britt and said, "We need Mrs. Tillies records. the governor people called and said they needed her records. She's not in class today-"
"Is she ever?" Gordo cut in.
"Anyways. we need her records." Lizzie finished.
"She's in Principal Smith's office. She's there all the time, always interrupting my Nelly time. Go ask her for permission to obtain her records."
"Okay." Gordo said.
Mrs. Jeffers pulled her earphones back on. ".I got a friend with a pole in the basement."
They all started laughing and headed for Principal Smith's door. Gordo turned his camera off, thought the better of it, and turned it back on. When they opened the door, they stopped laughing. They just stared. Only this time, no one started giggling.
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This is my longest chapter yet! I hope you like it!
Will Mrs. Jeffers keep on her clothes, or is it getting toohot in 'therre'? Will the baby be a boy or a girl? Where is Hilary? When will they ever log back into DigiChat? What's going on in the Principal's office? Has Principal Smith been threatening to kill Mrs. Tillies everyday? Is she dead now? FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MOREI IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF (ba-da-da -daaaaaaa) DigiChat!
REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!