Black is sitting in a tree gazing endlessly into the pendent dragon eye crystal/ When she tucks her pendant back in her shirt, she senses a demonic aura near. She looks below her, and sitting on the branch closet to the ground. A blade comes out five inches from her hand(she stole Sephiroths katana, and hides it in her lower arm). She jumps off her branch and onto the demons and places the blade to his neck.
"Why are you here?" She asks him coldly.
"That's none of your business," he says, looking at the katana, "You don't think your going to kill me, do you?"
"If I have, I will." Black says coldly/evily.
The demon narrows his eyes, "Hn."
"I want an answer," Black said, very monotonelessly.
"Well, erm…" The demon stutters,(A/N: Wow, Hiei can stutter! Oh, and if you didn't know it was Hiei, you're an idiot) "Its difficult to say, I had no plan in being part of this, but Yusuke and Kuwabara started this thingy where they were going to teach gothic people how to do the chicken dance, and you qualified on the 'goth radar' made by Koenma(yes, he got into it too). They sent me because you're a fire demon (and other stuff) and they were afraid of you, so, they sent me. I couldn't oblige because Boton and Keiko were standing there with girly make-up(menacingly) and um…" The demon stopped, realizing he was babbling on (How OOC) and shut up.
Black, annoyed, pushed the blade closer, nearly cutting him. But, surprisingly, she drew the blade away from the demons neck. "Alright. Do the chicken dance."
"But I—" He was cut off by Black.
"You were sent here to do the chicken dance."
"Correction, I was supposed to teach you how, doesn't mean I was going to do." The demon says coldly.
"What makes you think I would anyway?" Black asked while running her fingers over the blade, "I also know a way to get you out of it, lets say a matter of persuasion," Black says.
"How can a demon of 3 persuade anyone?" He asks stubbornly. (A/N: Hiei is stubborngah, no duh)
Black hits him upside the head, "Who said I was only a demon, cause I'm also a vampire, dumbass."
"I'm not a dumbass!" the demon yells.
"Oh yes you are, if you couldn't use your telepathy to, tell that much…Hiei" She says, the end of her sentence, softly.
"How do you know my name?" The demon asks, putting his own katana to her throat.
"Telepathy, so simple, to find out who anyone is that way."
"But I have a telepathic block."
"It wasn't strong enough."
Black and Hiei are still sitting on the tree branch. Then, all of the sudden, crack. Black and Hiei got knocked out by hitting their heads on another branch and Black fell into Hiei's lap. (A/N: Awww….or…wait…did the branch crack because they're fat?)