A/N - Sorry that this took awhile to post - I had tests I had to revise for, and also I had writer's block!
Also… thank you to all my reviewers; (I have fans now :-) you guys are the ones who keep me going and motivate me to keep writing!
And finally… I have changed the spelling of Wandissimo's name, because I looked on the credits of Fairy, Fairy, Quite Contrary, and it was spelled with a W not a J…!
Disclaimer - The Fairly Oddparents don't belong to me; (unfortunately) in fact as I'm sure you already know they belong to Butch Hartman.
Timmy blinked. "Uh… did it work?" he said.
Of course it did, Wanda thought. We're not stupid - well, Cosmo is, but, that's getting away from the point…
But, of course, she didn't say that. Instead, she said; "Well, there's only one way to find out. You'll have to go to sleep, and see if the stuff you dream about happens when you wake up!"
"I'm gonna go to sleep now!" Timmy exclaimed, jumping up and down.
"But, Timmy, it's only 5:09!" Cosmo said. "It's waay to early to go to sleep!"
"Yeah, well," Timmy replied, "I'm just gonna have to try!"
Meanwhile…
Anti Cosmo looked at his phone, and scowled. Why wouldn't Wanda choose him over her moronic husband, he wondered. Poofing back to his usual well-polished, posh self, Anti Cosmo paused for a moment to admire himself in the mirror. (No! I cry. We've lost him!) I'm better looking than Cosmo, he thought bitterly, and I actually have something going on inside my head!
This wasn't the only thing that made Anti Cosmo bitter, however. It was the fact that he had to resort to loving Wanda, because his own marriage was failing so miserably. You see, whatever happened to regular fairies happened to Anti Fairies, only in reverse. So, whilst Cosmo and Wanda's marriage was going strong, Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda's marriage was going down the pan, so to speak.
And, even Anti Fairies need love, so that's why Anti Cosmo decided to go and see Wanda, despite what she had said.
Meanwhile (again)…
Wandissimo walked out of the gym, with a giggling blonde fairy on each arm. "Oh, Wan, you're sooo hot!" they shrieked. Wandissimo grinned. "Aren't I?" he said.
The blondes giggled again, and smirked at each other. Wandissimo wondered if they had a brain cell between them - sure, they were pretty, but they acted dumb. Not like Wanda, he thought. Wandissimo longed to see the pink fairy again. "Ladies, I have some, uh, important business to attend to. Sorry mi amores, I have to leave you," he said.
"Aww, no," the girls moaned, as Wandissimo poofed away…
"It's no good," said Timmy. "I can't sleep!"
Cosmo looked smug. " I told you, but nobody listens to me!" he exclaimed, sounding vaguely annoyed.
"Well," replied Timmy, "I do have magical fairy godparents who can help me to go to sleep!"
"Do you?" asked Cosmo, in a surprised voice. Timmy couldn't tell if he was joking or not.
"Oh, ignore him," Wanda said, moodily. "Just make the wish!"
"I never thought I'd say this," admitted Timmy, "but, I wish I could go to sleep right now!"
No sooner had the words left his mouth, Timmy was curled up, fast asleep on the bed!
"Now what?" asked Cosmo.
Suddenly, there was a loud anti-poof, and Anti Cosmo appeared in the middle of the room.
"What-ho, old chaps!" he said. "I say, there's some most awful turbulence out there!"
Cosmo and Wanda just stared at him.
"What's the matter?" he asked. "Cat got your tongues?"
"Uh… no," Wanda managed to stutter. "We're fine! But… if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing here!"
"Actually, I came to see you!" Anti Cosmo told her.
Cosmo scowled. "She's taken!" he snapped.
Just as Anti Cosmo opened his mouth, to say something nasty in return; there was a poof, and Wandissimo appeared by the anti fairy and the fairies' sides. As soon as he saw Wanda, Wandissimo's face lit up like Christmas tree lights.
Cue the classic line; "Wanda! My sweet!" and the even more classic hand-kissing thing. Wanda looked bored of the whole charade.
"Uh… thanks…" she said, whilst trying in vain to shake Wandissimo off.
Cosmo looked really angry now.
"GET OFF MY WIFE!" he yelled.
"Well, that was out of character," remarked Anti Cosmo, under his breath.
Timmy stirred on his bed, and tried to sit up, but Wanda quickly poofed him back to sleep. "Ssh you guys!" she exclaimed. "You'll wake Timmy!"
Anti Cosmo raised his eyebrows. "Why's he asleep now?" he asked. "It's only 5:14!"
Wanda didn't want to tell them about the wish; she knew that no good would come of it. But, of course, Cosmo didn't think this. He didn't think anything!
"Oh, we just granted Timmy's wish that whatever he dreamed would come true!" Cosmo said. "What's it to you?"
Anti Cosmo had to restrain himself from laughing an evil laugh. The only thing that he wanted more than Wanda's love, was world domination. And now he could get it! Through the cerebellum of a ten year old boy! Anti Cosmo looked at Timmy, and grinned evilly. (he couldn't stop himself!) He had a plan…
Wandissimo had heard what Cosmo had said, too, and now he had come up with a plan. Finally, there was a way to get Wanda to love him! By using magic to control Timmy's dreams, so that he would dream of Wandissimo and Wanda getting together!
Wandissimo and Anti Cosmo grinned to themselves; Anti Cosmo's grin was that of an evil genius; Wandissimo's was that of… a lovesick puppy!
Without even saying goodbye, they disappeared almost simultaneously… but both vowed that they would return - to control Timmy's dreams…!
A/N - Did you like that? Coz I didn't! I was just getting it done quickly so I could post it before I went on holiday…
Anyways, tell me what you think of it!
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