DigiChat

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Guess who's back? I am!

Sorry I haven't been updated in a while! I was just floating around, doin' nothing!

Aah! Sorry! In the last chapter I put 'love with Lorelei!' I'll have to change that! I meant 'stay with Lorelei!' OOPS!

Anonymous1: Uh, there are two pregnancies. One lady is pregnant because she happens to be married. The other girl is pregnant because she made a really bad decision and now she's going to have to grow up a little faster than normal and raise that baby.

Anonymous2: Britt is a girl who won a contest, and that's why a character is named Britt.

hyperwriter: I don't think Britt's pregnancy is cool. And Britt will have some upcoming drama being a teenage mother, don't worry. It'll be in about 5 chapters maybe.

Princess of Darkness: who said they went to jail? The cops have to come, 'girly'. Two teachers were making out in front of kids equals those donuts chompin' guys we call cops.

This chapter is continuing the lunch where Miranda asks about a party! All of y'all people who want more DigiChat, I'll make the next chappie DigiChat, okay?

Don't forget to check out my new story, 'Dancing on the Moon with You', a story in Miranda's POV! I think it will really be good, and it's completely different from DigiChat! I don't know who I'm gonna make the couples in that story, but im an L/G FOREVER kinda girl!

On with the buffalo art festival exhibition! Er, I mean, the show!

NOTE: The gym thing happened yesterday! They're at lunch talking about it the next day!

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"Yeah!" Cameron said, just as Lizzie, Gordo, and Britt said no.

"Why not you guys?" Miranda said, sounding a bit whiny.

"I have to go to the doctor! Yuck." Britt said, wrinkling her nose in disgust. She still hated doctors. "My stomach is bigger than most pregnant women's, my mom said so. So we have to go to the doctor and check it out."

"Is it a boy or a girl?" Cameron asked. "The baby, I mean. Not the doctor."

"I don't know yet. I want it to be a surprise." Britt said in between mouthfuls of Gordo's Lunch Meat Surprise, quite infamous around school, courtesy of Hillridge lunch ladies.

"Do you need me to come with you?" Lizzie asked.

"No, my mom's into this whole grandma thing now. Go figure, eh?" She said before she took a swig of Lizzie's Vanilla Coke. "She's so excited about it I get mad sometimes. I mean, we're living off my mom's divorce settlement money from ex-hubby #3, and she's going absolutely wild buying weird stuff we'll never need for the baby."

"Why can't you have a party with me Lizzie?" Miranda asked, turning to face Lizzie.

"Family Christmas photos," Lizzie said as she rolled her eyes. "And, you know how my mom think it's fun family bonding time when we all lick the envelopes to send to about a million relatives and friends all over the world together."

"Ah, Lizzie." Cameron said, looking pained himself, as did everyone else at the table. " I feel your pain."

"Well Gordo, give me your great excuse." Miranda said in a TV announcer's voice.

"Well, my parent's believe this weekend would be a great weekend for me to help them with their International Banquet costumes that's in MARCH, which happens to be a whole three months away!" he said, shaking his head like he couldn't believe himself. "Seriously. They're going as a Scandinavian couple. I now refer to them as Hansel and Gretel, seeing as how all they do is practice their accents and make Glogg, the dish they're bringing to the banquet."

"Well, my parents are spending most of their time at my aunt, Tia Inez's house, trying to make it look wonderful for our relatives that will be visiting from Mexico." Miranda said. "So my house is empty."

"Hey!" Brit said. "We can have a New Years Eve Party! All in favor say I!"

"I." Lizzie, Miranda, December, Adam, Gordo, Danny, Cameron, and Britt said at the same time."

"Okay, so we'll have a New Years Party at my house!" Cameron said. "My parent will be in New York."

"But I still won't have a party this weekend!" Miranda said.

"We'll have our own party, Miranda." Cameron said as he looked at Miranda, and she began to giggle.

Lizzie looked at Miranda giggling and looking at Cameron all goo goo eyed, and felt jealous. It didn't help that Danny had just come over and Britt was now sitting on his lap. And it added to her misery that December, and pretty girl with super long red hair and green eyes, was practically making out with her boyfriend Adam right beside Lizzie. Lizzie looked at Gordo, who was eating the little bit of food left on his tray that Britt hadn't eaten. She smiled at him, and he smiled back. All of a sudden, she felt a little tingle. She didn't know what it was, but she just kept grinning and took a bite of her Salisbury steak.

"I can't believe you got away with that Clift thing yesterday." Gordo said.

"Yeah, well," Lizzie said, smiling. I guess it must be my McGuire charm."

"Must be." He said.

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GYM CLASS

December Everett, the girl with the long red hair and green eyes, was up at the front of the gym, yelling at Coach Smithies.

"Uh-uh!" December yelled, loud enough for the whole gym to hear her as they played basketball. "This grade is supposed to be an A, NOT a B! I did the electric slide perfectly! And my Cha-cha slide was even better! You can NOT tell me my incredible cha-cha ing only got be a B!"

"Fine!" Coach Smithies sighed. As soon as she gave the class their grades for a unit they had completed, December was the only one who put up a fuss EVERY time. "I surrender. You're right, your cha-cha was incredible. You get a A."

"Thanks, Coach Smithies." December smiled sweetly. "And by the way, it's an A, not a A."

"Yeah, sure. Whatever December." Coach smithies said. "Whatever."

December walked over to the hoop where Lizzie, Miranda, Jessa, Gordo, and Dave were standing. Jessa was Miranda's partner, and Dave was Gordo's partner. December and Lizzie were partners.

"So, December," Lizzie said. "Did you get your grade changed?"

"Yep," she replied, smiling broadly. " I now have an A!"

"God, why do you always be able to do that?" Miranda said. "I mean, change your grades like that?"

"Why are you always able to do that, you mean." December said instinctively. "And it's a gift from God."

"That's nice," Lizzie said as she missed a shot and the ball rebounded back towards her. "God gave you the gift to debate your grade, and all he gave me was the ability to do rhythmic gymnastics."

"Swish." Gordo said as he made a basket. "And I got the great gift of being a star basketballer."

"Whatever." Miranda said, laughing and rolling her eyes.

"I am so glad today is the last day before Christmas vacation begins!" Jessa said. "That new math teacher, Ms. Rhodes, is creepy!"

"No she's not!" Dave said as Gordo passed him the ball. "She's a real pushover."

"Yeah, she barely speaks." Lizzie said. "Math class is once again total freedom hour."

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Sorry so short! I needed this to be short and sweet.

PLEASE REVIEW! I'm so happy. Most of the reviews I get are good. The bad ones are mostly gripes about Britt's pregnancy. Don't worry; she'll see the bad side of it real soon.

How will Christmas go for Lizzie, Gordo, Miranda, Cameron, and Britt? How will the New Years Party go? Will Britt ever stop being a doctor-hater? Find out all this and more in the next chapter of (bum-bada-bum!) DigiChat! (sponsored by the Got Milk? Association and the makers of Spam.)