DigiChat

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I own everyone except the characters you see on Lizzie McGuire! This means I own Samantha, Lorelei, Bob, Britt, Cameron, December, Coach Smithies, Mrs. Jeffers, Cameron, Adam, Jake, Hilary, Clift and anyone else unfamiliar.

I know on Lizzie McGuire, Gordo is Jewish, but here I'm going to make him half-Jewish, half-Christian, because I'm sure no expert on Judaism, although I do know a nice bit about it.

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"Gretel! The Glogg is done!" Gordo yelled to his mother from the kitchen. "Come get it before it burns!"

Lately, Gordo's Mom and Dad were spending all their time preparing for the International Banquet for their Hillridge Improvement Club. His mom always had thread and a needle in her hand, trying to sew her and her husbands's Scandinavian costumes, while at the same time trying to perfect her Glogg cooking. Gordo's Dad was running around, conversing with his wife in a very bad sounding accent, and trying to write the speech he was going to give at the banquet.

Gordo had taken to calling his parents Hansel and Gretel instead of Mom and Dad; it was almost as if they were Hansel and Gretel. He decided maybe his parents needed their own shrinks.

He walked up to his room and shut the door behind him. He saw his computer screen had an instant message popped up, so he went over to check it out.

Last week he had found out that DigiChat had an instant message system, and the girl he 'went out' with, who called herself Swirlz, had IMed him.

princess_lizziswirlz : sup cutie?

dg_guy: how do u kno im cute? What if I was a 40 yr old monster?

princess_lizziswirlz: youd b a cute 40 yr old monster!

dg_guy: whatever. . .

princess_lizziswirlz: lolz, seriously do u have a pic

dg_guy: nah.

princess_lizziswirlz: well, describe urself, then

dg_guy: I have orange eyes, blue hair, n green skin, n I have purple hair covering my arms n legs

princess_lizziswirlz: ah, im almost the same, except im a gurl and I have orange hair on my arms, not prple

dg_guy: lol

princess_lizziswirlz: what r u doin 4 christmas?

dg_guy: im not sure. Nothing special, 'family bonding'

princess_lizziswirlz: eck, ya. I think we r doin the whole fam bonding thing this year

dg_guy: how fun

princess_lizziswirlz: we should meet some time.. what r u doin on New years? Can u come 2 a part w/ me?

dg_guy: sry, no. I already agreed 2 go 2 someone's party.

princess_lizziswirlz: ok we'll meet some other time

dg_guy: good : )

princess_lizziswirlz: oh my gosh

dg_guy: what?

princess_lizziswirlz: I just heard glass breaking downstairs

dg_guy: go see what it is

princess_lizziswirlz: ok well, bye

dg_guy: bye

princess_lizziswirlz: luv ya

dg_guy: ok

princess_lizziswirlz: luv ya.. u know u want to say it

dg_guy: bye bye

princess_lizziswirlz: say it

dg_guy: luv ya.. happy now? Guys don't say those kinda things, ya kno?

princess_lizziswirlz: ha. first boy ever told me he loved me, n I forced him to.

dg_guy: ur crazy

princess_lizziswirlz: it's a gift

dg_guy: bye swirlz

princess_lizziswirlz: bye DG

dg_guy: c ya

princess_lizziswirlz: b ya

dg_guy has left this chat at 7:18:31

princess_lizzieswirlz has left this chat at 7:18:37

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Gordo signed off, and then sniffed the air. He ran immediately to the top of the stairs.

"GRETEL!" he yelled, loud enough for the neighbors to hear. "THE GLOGG IS BURNING!!"

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Do you like this chapter? A lot of people are reviewing or emailing me to request for more DigiChat chapters, so I'll try to write more soon.

How will the gang spend Christmas? Will the New Years Eve party be a success? Lorelei will have her baby soon, what will it be? What's Bob up to? And will Gretel ever get to the Glogg in time? FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MORE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF(ba-ra-ta-ra-ta-ta-tuuuuuuuum!) DigiChat!(proud makers of Spam)