Disclaimer: pfft!
Ok so last chapter Vash got a job at Krispy Kreme and his boss who is actually Kaite's sister is somewhat crazy.. Also, Kaite now works with him!! That it right? Weell on with the fic!
-kitty
P.S have you noticed that it looks like only Kaite, Tifa, And Vash are the only ones working at K.K? Well there are actually workers, but then i didnt feel like talkin 'bout themz..
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Chpt. 2: Stupid Pills
"I can't believe Tifa's your sister Kaite." said Vash wiping the counter.
"I know it's weird but once you get used to someone crazy, in the end they don't seem crazy at all." Said Kaite.
"I think.. I know what you mean.." said Vash picturing Meryl in his head.
-----Meanwhile-------
FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR AWAY FROM AUGUSTA! …….. Wait actually no.. just next door to Meryl's woops! 0.o;
"Buahahhahaha! I Dr. Atkins have created a pill that will make you follow the low carb lifestyle for two whole months!"
"Th-so what are the th-side effects-ths?" asked a short curly haired guy who happened to be Richard Simmons.
"Well Simmons.. The side effects for these skittle looking pills is that once you have swallowed one, it will randomly change you physically, mentally, or just both."
"Oh dear! That is just bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad!!" cried Richard Simmons while doing the robot dance.
"You're right for some reason.. Oh well let's just make a book about the 'low carb lifestyle..' it seems kind of healthy to me." said Dr. Atkins as he threw a small bottle containing the pills out of the window which landed right in front of Meryl's doorstep.
----back to the Meryl and themz!-------
"Milly! I'm just going to take the trash out!" shouted Meryl holding a bag of garbage.
As Meryl opened the front door , she walked out but bumped right into Knives who gave her a strange look.
"KN-KNIVES!? What are you doing outside?" Meryl asked quite shaken.
Knives popped a skittle in his mouth. "None of your business human." he muttered as he walked to his room.
Meryl sighed. -Why do I even worry?- she thought.
As she walked out, Meryl noticed a small bottle filled with skittles. She quickly dropped the garbage in the bin and knelt down in front of the small bottle. She picked it up and examined it. On the bottle it had the Atkins logo.
"Atkins skittles!? Hah what's next, Krispy Kreme Atkins!?" she thought out loud while popping a skittle in her mouth. Minutes later she passed out.
Knives quietly approached Milly who was in the couch watching her favorite soap operas. He stood in front of her and held out a cup of pudding to her face.
"Would you like some?" he asked smiling.
"That's really nice of you Mr. Knives, sure I'll have some!" Milly chirped taking a spoonful.
"You know, I have more pudding.. In my room.." Knives whispered.
"Mr. Knives you sure seem nice today! Let's go to you room!" Milly shouted.
Milly ran to Knive's room while he followed her grinning evilly.
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(A/N: Let's see how Vash is doing!)
Vash frowned. "Kaite no one seems to want free samples anymore" he groaned.
Kaite glared at him. "You idiot! That's because you keep giving them bagels!!"
"What 'chu talkin about Kaite!"
Suddenly an old man came in constantly cursing at himself.
"What's wrong with him, did he get served or something?" Vash wondered.
"By the looks of it I think he got PUNKD.. Really bad.." mumbled Kaite.
Out of nowhere a guy wearing a pig mask and a trucker hat came running in holding a fake pistol with three camera men following him.
"Alrighty! This is a robbery!!" they guy screamed.
Kaite slapped his forehead. "Omg.. Are you kidding me.." he muttered.
Vash had a confused look on his face. "Huh?"
"Ashton Kutcher we know it's you!!" yelled Kaite.
The guy took of his mask revealing that he really was Ashton Kutcher. "You guys just got PUNKD!"
"Us!? PUNKD!? We already knew it was you dumbass!!" Kaite screamed as he developed vain in his forehead.
Kutcher turned to his crew. " Hey you guys.. I think they know about my show.." They all nodded and ran out.
"OMG!! WTF ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE!? FIRST THERE WAS THAT ATKINS GUY, THEN RICHARD SIMMONS, NOW ASHTON KUTCHER!! WHERE ARE ALL THEY COMING FROM??" Vash screamed.
"I think that explains it.." said Kaite pointing to a pink swirly portal that had been left unnoticed for many many days.
"So that's why.. I've always wondered what that thing was for.." said Tifa from behind.
Both Vash and Kaite jumped. "DON'T DO THAT!" they shouted.
Vash clapped his hands. "Hey let's give that swirly thing a name!"
"The Pinky Paloople?" Tifa suggested.
Vash disagreed. "Nah,, something else.. How about The Pinky Thingy?"
"No" Tifa muttered.
Kaite raised his finger. "Let's call it Mark!" he suggested.
The three of them nodded in agreement.
------Meanwhile------
Both Milly and Knives came out of the covers gasping for breath.
Knives frowned. "That wasn't fun.. Remind me to never have a tea/pudding party under the covers again!" (A/N: What were you thinking!? You sick people!!)
"You're right Mr. Knives. Would you like more tea?" Milly asked offering him another cup.
"Sure.." he grinned.
-Hmm.. Why is it that all of the sudden he turned nice? I just don't get it.. By now he would have threatened to kill me. - Milly thought.
Milly sipped her tea. "You know Mr. Knives, Meryl has been gone for an awfully long time.."
"Are you saying you want to look for her?"
"Nah.."
Suddenly the door flew open and there was Meryl. She stomped her way in and frowned.
Knives held out a cup of tea. "Would you like some?" he offered.
Milly screamed. "Dear God! Meryl you're short!!"
Meryl gave her a confused look. "And?"
Milly shook her head. "No Meryl you're shorter than short! You look like a ten year old!"
Meryl looked at herself in the mirror. "Milly you're right! This explains why my clothes went loose on me.. And to think I lost a huge amount of weight."
"Well, you lost height.." said Knives in a mater-of-factly tone.
"How could this happen Meryl?" cried Milly sympathetically.
Meryl stared at the wooden floor. "I don't know.. I was taking out the trash when I found a small bottle filled with skittles.. HOLY SHIT!"
"What is it Meryl?" Milly wondered.
Meryl looked at Knives. "Knives, didn't I see you eat a skittle today?"
"I guess so.. Yeh.." said Knives rubbing his chin.
"Then maybe that explains why he hasn't threatened or killed us yet!" said Meryl.
"I still don't get it.." said Milly scratching her forehead.
Meryl ran out of the room and came back holding a small bottle with an Atkins logo.
"This is the cause for me and Knive's changes." said Meryl pointing to the bottle.
Milly sipped her tea. "But how come you turned short, and Knives turned well.. Nice?
Meryl read the back of the bottle. "It says here that it makes you follow the low carb lifestyle for two whole months. It also says that it changes you randomly physically, mentally, or both so that means.-
"We'll be like this for two whole months.." said Knives finishing the sentence for her. "This must mean why I didn't have the urge to kill you two.."
Both girls stared at him. "DUH!!"
"MILLY I CANNOT STAY LIKE THIS FOR 2 MONTHS! I CANT SURVIVE!! WE HAVE TO FIND A REVERSE FOR THIS! AN ANTIDOTE, A SPELL, SOMETHING!!!!" Meryl screamed.
"But either way you're still you right?" said Milly trying to calm the insane shorty.
"In the form of a child!! I mean look at me! I lost my badunkadunks!"
Knives just stared at them both.
"Meryl I have an idea!" Milly shouted.
"And what would that be?" Meryl asked skeptically.
"How about we solve crimes and mysteries until we find the person who poisoned you with this pill! It's like we'll be DETECTIVES!"
"Milly that idea is already taken.. Plus, I swallowed the pill myself." cried Meryl.
"If you makes you feel better Meryl, I was only being sarcastic!"
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yeh dis one was weird, i was going make turn Meryl into sumthn else, but i decided that was just too much! anyways yeh i jus hope i dun get lazy writing the next chapter.. Until then PLEASE REVIEW!
--kitty