Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun!! (If I did, Meryl and Vash would be together!!)
Kitty: Hey everybody! Anyways yeh I dun really have anything to say .. Hrrms.. ON WITH THE FIC!!
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Trigun: Fluti-tooti-tabooty-catooti
"I really thought you had an idea Milly.." Meryl frowned.
For a minute the three of them were silent until Knives spoke.
"I'm hungry.." he sighed rubbing his stomach.
"I know, let's visit Vash and see how he's doing! Maybe he'll hook us up yo!" Milly suggested.
"Milly I cant go out there looking like this! .. Wait.. Milly did you just..-
"Gurl you're right! With those clothes you look trashed!" Milly interrupted. She grabbed Meryl by the hand and ran out the door. "Knives you're coming with us! We have to find some clothes for Meryl." she added.
"Milly that's not what I meant!" Meryl cried out loud, but Milly ignored her and ran to the nearest department store with Knives following from behind.
----------Meanwhile----------
It was 5:00 and Vash, Kaite, and Tifa sat in the same table thinking quietly to themselves.
"So.." said Tifa trying to break the silence.
Both Vash and Kaite turned to her. "Hmm?"
"Weell.. It seems like you two know each other pretty well.."
Vash and Kaite turned to one another giving each other the -should we tell her- look.
Tifa gave them a suspicious look. "Well?"
Finally Kaite spoke. "Uhh we met at a sand steamer a long time ago." he said hoping Tifa wouldn't ask "how".
Tifa leaned back her chair. "So I guess we have a reunion here?" she said smiling.
"Pretty much!" said Vash patting Kaite on the head.
"Hey!"
Tifa turned to Kaite. "Dear brother will you tell the other workers they could leave now if they want to?"
Kaite obeyed and left the table.
"Vash you can leave now too since no one's coming in.."
Vash took out a bag of free samples he had been hiding. " Nah, I'm just going to stay here for a while and eat on these delicious free samples!"
"You're one weird guy.."
Vash swallowed the donut in his mouth. "I know." he said giving her an innocent look.
Tifa looked down at the table and cupped her hands. "Vash I'm really sorr- … Vash?" She clenched her fist and punched him in the face. "Sleeping on the job ehh!?"
Vash snorted. "Relax boss we're on a break here!"
"Woops!"
Suddenly Kaite ran up to them. "You guys! Someone's coming out of Mark! …Whoa that came out wrong.."
The three of them turned and watched as a figure came out.
Vash's eyes widened. "OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD!!! It's you!!" he screamed as he ran to the figure and jumped on its back.
"WOLFWOOD!!"
Wolfwood shook his back. "Get off me needle noggin!!"
Kaite and Tifa ran up to them and pulled Vash off.
"Thanks" said Wolfwood as he lit a cigarette.
"Sorry about that!" said Vash rubbing the back of his head.
"So you're Wolfwood?" said Kaite leaning towards him.
Wolfwood blew out a puff of smoke. "it's Nicholas D. Wolfwood."
"What does the 'D' stand for?" Tifa wondered.
Wolfwood grinned. "It stands for Dokonokuminomonjawaresumakinishiteshizumetarokakora."
"That must have been hard to spell.." Tifa joked.
"Other than the portal, how'd you uhh.. Stumble in?" Vash asked.
"Well I remember sitting on this old looking well in the spirit world, but then my cigarette fell so I tried to grab it but lost balance and fell.. Soo here I am!" Wolfwood chuckled.
"Well it's nice to see you again pal!" Vash cried wiping a tear from his face.
Both Tifa and Kaite gave them weird looks but said nothing while Wolfwood blew a puff of smoke. "It's a long story,, so Vash who are these people?"
"Oh I forgot 'bout them! Anyways I work here now so that's my boss Tifa, and that's my friend Kaite. They're related.." He said pointing to them.
Suddenly Meryl came in wearing red overalls and a yellow sweater under with Milly and Knives behind her.
"Please Meryl! Say it!!!" Milly begged.
"I will not!"
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Please?"
"NO WAY!!"
"DON'T FCK WITH ME NOW SAY IT!!" Milly commanded.
"Milly it's childish!!"
"But you are a child! ..psst come on Knives help me out here!" she said giving him a nudge.
Knives rolled his eyes. "Meryl please say it .."
Meryl cleared her throat. "Fine! …. Damn this piece of shit! Blast you all!! … Happy now!?"
Milly clapped her hands and nodded. She looked straight and gasped as her eyes widened. "N-Nick!!?" she trembled.
Wolfwood smiled. "Umm.. Hey honey!"
Milly ran up to him while Knives and Meryl followed from behind.
Milly hugged him tightly. "H-How?" she cried as tears rolled down her eyes.
Everyone except Knives, Milly, and Meryl pointed to the pink swirly portal known as "Mark"
Vash looked down at Meryl. "Meryl I-is that you!?"
Meryl faked out a smile. "It's me.."
Vash gasped. "Whoa! You're like -
"Shorter than short? I Know.." Meryl interrupted.
"I was going to say you look smaller than a midget but then again, that's close too!"
Meryl glared at him and kicked him in the shun.
"OWW!!" he screamed.
Everyone laughed including Knives while Vash froze to his presence. Meryl noticed this and gave him a nudge. "Relax, he's nice now.. Well.. Only for 2 months."
Wolfwood spoke up. "So how did all this happen? I mean Meryl's a dwarf, and Knives is .. Nice?"
Meryl held out a small bottle with the Atkins logo. "This is the cause for our problems." She opened the bottle and out came 4 skittle looking pills. "Hey! I could've sworn there were six in here.."
Milly smirked. "Sorry homes, but I couldn't resist!" she said as a dog looking like Kureneko passes by.
"That explains your colorful language and your hate for pudding.. I mean this guy was only selling some pudding to you but you practically punched him to death!" Meryl mumbled while Milly just smiled.
All of the sudden, the walls in front of them collapsed creating a huge hole.
"MY WALLS!!" Tifa shrieked.
"You guys! More people are coming out of Mark!" Kaite yelled pointing to the pink portal.
-God that thing needs a new name!- he thought.
Two figures came out of the portal.
"Midvalley did you have to blast a hole in the wall!? For god's sake we're already inside!" one of the figures said who happened to be Legato.
Everyone was in shock except for Tifa and Kaite who had no clue what was going on. Legato scanned the building and laid his eyes on Knives and walked up to him.
"Master?" he smiled.
"Oh hey Legato! It's been a long time since you well.. Died.. You know you haven't called me in a long time.." said Knives.
Legato smirked. "Well you know,, in the spirit world they don't really have phone card in the real world so yeah.."
"You guys by any chances aren't gay are yah?" Tifa asked while everyone else fell anime style.
Knives and Legato glared at her. "No! we're just metro!" they said showing their finely manicured nails.
"You had to say that huh?" Tifa mumbled.
"Hey what about me!?" Midvalley cried.
"So.. What are you guys doing here?" asked Vash.
Midvalley pointed to Vash. "You killed me so I'm here to avenge my death!!"
"WHAT!? EXCUSE ME BUT YOU KILLED YOURSELF!!" Vash screamed.
Midvalley sweat dropped "Ohhh.. So umm Legato.. What ARE we doing here then?"
Legato sighed. "We're here to buy donuts.."
Midvalley glared at Legato. "I skipped my son's birth for this!? My wife's gonna kill me!"
Kaite leaned over to Vash. "You can do that in the spirit world?" he whispered.
Vash shrugged. "I dunno.."
"So what's your wife's name homes?" Milly asked.
Midvalley answered. "Her name would be Billy Jean.."
"I told you! Billy Jean is not mah guuurrll!" a voice sang.
Everyone turned around and stared in horror. "MICHAEL JACKSON!!"
"In the flesh! Hehehe!" he giggled then turned to Meryl. "My! What a cute little boy!"
Meryl who was now pissed kicked him in the shun. "I'm a girl fcker!!"
"Ouchies! OWWW! YAAHHEEE!!! I can't believe I hit on a girl! Yuck!!" he cried holding his ankle while trying to do one of his dances.
Wolfwood walked up to Michael Jackson and snapped his finger. "Stop! Collaborate and listen! (a/n: anyone remember that? X-D ) either you get back in that portal or I'll throw you there myself!
Michael Jackson tried to escape but Wolfwood caught him by the collar and threw him head first to the portal. "God that guy scares me!"
Everyone clapped their hands and went back to Midvalley.
"Vash I challenge you to a duel using instruments!" said Midvalley pointing to Vash.
Vash smiled and held out a small deck of cards. "Sure! I haven't played in a while! See I have my Guitar card, my trumpet card, and oh look! My drum card!"
Midvalley shook his head. "NO!NO! NO!! We're not playing "Duel instruments" we're playing it real!" he shouted pointing to his saxophone.
Vash made a face. "Well that sucks! I don't have an instrument!"
Midvalley held his saxophone like a club. "Then prepare to face Sylvia!!"
"WAIT!!" Tifa shouted. She took out a flute and threw it to Vash. "I call her Fluti-Tooty-Tabooty-Catooti!"
Everyone gave her a strange look. "FLUTI-BOOTY WHA?"
Tifa: Not flooty-booty! It's fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti!
Milly: You mean Fluty-Tuty-Caboodles- Noodles?
Tifa: No! fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti!
Knives: Fluddy-Tuddy-Buttefly?
Tifa: Where'd you get that? It's fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti!
Meryl: Fluti-Carlooty-Toopy-Loopy?
Tifa: GRR! NO!! fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti!!
Legato: Fluti-Duddy-Duddy?
Kaite: Flooty-with-Booty?
Midvalley: sucky-flute-buddy?
Tifa: WTF!? NO! fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti
Vash: Flutes-luvvy-donuts?
Tifa: Not even close!! fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti!!!!!
Wolfwood: fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti?
Tifa: NO! fruity loopy .. Wait no that's right ..
Vash twirled the flute. "Well Sylvia prepare to fight-
Everyone gasped. "DON'T SAY IT!!"
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Kitty: sho how was the chapter? anyways there's more to come so until then,,
Everyone: R&R!!
Kitty: Hey everybody! Anyways yeh I dun really have anything to say .. Hrrms.. ON WITH THE FIC!!
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Trigun: Fluti-tooti-tabooty-catooti
"I really thought you had an idea Milly.." Meryl frowned.
For a minute the three of them were silent until Knives spoke.
"I'm hungry.." he sighed rubbing his stomach.
"I know, let's visit Vash and see how he's doing! Maybe he'll hook us up yo!" Milly suggested.
"Milly I cant go out there looking like this! .. Wait.. Milly did you just..-
"Gurl you're right! With those clothes you look trashed!" Milly interrupted. She grabbed Meryl by the hand and ran out the door. "Knives you're coming with us! We have to find some clothes for Meryl." she added.
"Milly that's not what I meant!" Meryl cried out loud, but Milly ignored her and ran to the nearest department store with Knives following from behind.
----------Meanwhile----------
It was 5:00 and Vash, Kaite, and Tifa sat in the same table thinking quietly to themselves.
"So.." said Tifa trying to break the silence.
Both Vash and Kaite turned to her. "Hmm?"
"Weell.. It seems like you two know each other pretty well.."
Vash and Kaite turned to one another giving each other the -should we tell her- look.
Tifa gave them a suspicious look. "Well?"
Finally Kaite spoke. "Uhh we met at a sand steamer a long time ago." he said hoping Tifa wouldn't ask "how".
Tifa leaned back her chair. "So I guess we have a reunion here?" she said smiling.
"Pretty much!" said Vash patting Kaite on the head.
"Hey!"
Tifa turned to Kaite. "Dear brother will you tell the other workers they could leave now if they want to?"
Kaite obeyed and left the table.
"Vash you can leave now too since no one's coming in.."
Vash took out a bag of free samples he had been hiding. " Nah, I'm just going to stay here for a while and eat on these delicious free samples!"
"You're one weird guy.."
Vash swallowed the donut in his mouth. "I know." he said giving her an innocent look.
Tifa looked down at the table and cupped her hands. "Vash I'm really sorr- … Vash?" She clenched her fist and punched him in the face. "Sleeping on the job ehh!?"
Vash snorted. "Relax boss we're on a break here!"
"Woops!"
Suddenly Kaite ran up to them. "You guys! Someone's coming out of Mark! …Whoa that came out wrong.."
The three of them turned and watched as a figure came out.
Vash's eyes widened. "OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD!!! It's you!!" he screamed as he ran to the figure and jumped on its back.
"WOLFWOOD!!"
Wolfwood shook his back. "Get off me needle noggin!!"
Kaite and Tifa ran up to them and pulled Vash off.
"Thanks" said Wolfwood as he lit a cigarette.
"Sorry about that!" said Vash rubbing the back of his head.
"So you're Wolfwood?" said Kaite leaning towards him.
Wolfwood blew out a puff of smoke. "it's Nicholas D. Wolfwood."
"What does the 'D' stand for?" Tifa wondered.
Wolfwood grinned. "It stands for Dokonokuminomonjawaresumakinishiteshizumetarokakora."
"That must have been hard to spell.." Tifa joked.
"Other than the portal, how'd you uhh.. Stumble in?" Vash asked.
"Well I remember sitting on this old looking well in the spirit world, but then my cigarette fell so I tried to grab it but lost balance and fell.. Soo here I am!" Wolfwood chuckled.
"Well it's nice to see you again pal!" Vash cried wiping a tear from his face.
Both Tifa and Kaite gave them weird looks but said nothing while Wolfwood blew a puff of smoke. "It's a long story,, so Vash who are these people?"
"Oh I forgot 'bout them! Anyways I work here now so that's my boss Tifa, and that's my friend Kaite. They're related.." He said pointing to them.
Suddenly Meryl came in wearing red overalls and a yellow sweater under with Milly and Knives behind her.
"Please Meryl! Say it!!!" Milly begged.
"I will not!"
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Please?"
"NO WAY!!"
"DON'T FCK WITH ME NOW SAY IT!!" Milly commanded.
"Milly it's childish!!"
"But you are a child! ..psst come on Knives help me out here!" she said giving him a nudge.
Knives rolled his eyes. "Meryl please say it .."
Meryl cleared her throat. "Fine! …. Damn this piece of shit! Blast you all!! … Happy now!?"
Milly clapped her hands and nodded. She looked straight and gasped as her eyes widened. "N-Nick!!?" she trembled.
Wolfwood smiled. "Umm.. Hey honey!"
Milly ran up to him while Knives and Meryl followed from behind.
Milly hugged him tightly. "H-How?" she cried as tears rolled down her eyes.
Everyone except Knives, Milly, and Meryl pointed to the pink swirly portal known as "Mark"
Vash looked down at Meryl. "Meryl I-is that you!?"
Meryl faked out a smile. "It's me.."
Vash gasped. "Whoa! You're like -
"Shorter than short? I Know.." Meryl interrupted.
"I was going to say you look smaller than a midget but then again, that's close too!"
Meryl glared at him and kicked him in the shun.
"OWW!!" he screamed.
Everyone laughed including Knives while Vash froze to his presence. Meryl noticed this and gave him a nudge. "Relax, he's nice now.. Well.. Only for 2 months."
Wolfwood spoke up. "So how did all this happen? I mean Meryl's a dwarf, and Knives is .. Nice?"
Meryl held out a small bottle with the Atkins logo. "This is the cause for our problems." She opened the bottle and out came 4 skittle looking pills. "Hey! I could've sworn there were six in here.."
Milly smirked. "Sorry homes, but I couldn't resist!" she said as a dog looking like Kureneko passes by.
"That explains your colorful language and your hate for pudding.. I mean this guy was only selling some pudding to you but you practically punched him to death!" Meryl mumbled while Milly just smiled.
All of the sudden, the walls in front of them collapsed creating a huge hole.
"MY WALLS!!" Tifa shrieked.
"You guys! More people are coming out of Mark!" Kaite yelled pointing to the pink portal.
-God that thing needs a new name!- he thought.
Two figures came out of the portal.
"Midvalley did you have to blast a hole in the wall!? For god's sake we're already inside!" one of the figures said who happened to be Legato.
Everyone was in shock except for Tifa and Kaite who had no clue what was going on. Legato scanned the building and laid his eyes on Knives and walked up to him.
"Master?" he smiled.
"Oh hey Legato! It's been a long time since you well.. Died.. You know you haven't called me in a long time.." said Knives.
Legato smirked. "Well you know,, in the spirit world they don't really have phone card in the real world so yeah.."
"You guys by any chances aren't gay are yah?" Tifa asked while everyone else fell anime style.
Knives and Legato glared at her. "No! we're just metro!" they said showing their finely manicured nails.
"You had to say that huh?" Tifa mumbled.
"Hey what about me!?" Midvalley cried.
"So.. What are you guys doing here?" asked Vash.
Midvalley pointed to Vash. "You killed me so I'm here to avenge my death!!"
"WHAT!? EXCUSE ME BUT YOU KILLED YOURSELF!!" Vash screamed.
Midvalley sweat dropped "Ohhh.. So umm Legato.. What ARE we doing here then?"
Legato sighed. "We're here to buy donuts.."
Midvalley glared at Legato. "I skipped my son's birth for this!? My wife's gonna kill me!"
Kaite leaned over to Vash. "You can do that in the spirit world?" he whispered.
Vash shrugged. "I dunno.."
"So what's your wife's name homes?" Milly asked.
Midvalley answered. "Her name would be Billy Jean.."
"I told you! Billy Jean is not mah guuurrll!" a voice sang.
Everyone turned around and stared in horror. "MICHAEL JACKSON!!"
"In the flesh! Hehehe!" he giggled then turned to Meryl. "My! What a cute little boy!"
Meryl who was now pissed kicked him in the shun. "I'm a girl fcker!!"
"Ouchies! OWWW! YAAHHEEE!!! I can't believe I hit on a girl! Yuck!!" he cried holding his ankle while trying to do one of his dances.
Wolfwood walked up to Michael Jackson and snapped his finger. "Stop! Collaborate and listen! (a/n: anyone remember that? X-D ) either you get back in that portal or I'll throw you there myself!
Michael Jackson tried to escape but Wolfwood caught him by the collar and threw him head first to the portal. "God that guy scares me!"
Everyone clapped their hands and went back to Midvalley.
"Vash I challenge you to a duel using instruments!" said Midvalley pointing to Vash.
Vash smiled and held out a small deck of cards. "Sure! I haven't played in a while! See I have my Guitar card, my trumpet card, and oh look! My drum card!"
Midvalley shook his head. "NO!NO! NO!! We're not playing "Duel instruments" we're playing it real!" he shouted pointing to his saxophone.
Vash made a face. "Well that sucks! I don't have an instrument!"
Midvalley held his saxophone like a club. "Then prepare to face Sylvia!!"
"WAIT!!" Tifa shouted. She took out a flute and threw it to Vash. "I call her Fluti-Tooty-Tabooty-Catooti!"
Everyone gave her a strange look. "FLUTI-BOOTY WHA?"
Tifa: Not flooty-booty! It's fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti!
Milly: You mean Fluty-Tuty-Caboodles- Noodles?
Tifa: No! fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti!
Knives: Fluddy-Tuddy-Buttefly?
Tifa: Where'd you get that? It's fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti!
Meryl: Fluti-Carlooty-Toopy-Loopy?
Tifa: GRR! NO!! fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti!!
Legato: Fluti-Duddy-Duddy?
Kaite: Flooty-with-Booty?
Midvalley: sucky-flute-buddy?
Tifa: WTF!? NO! fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti
Vash: Flutes-luvvy-donuts?
Tifa: Not even close!! fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti!!!!!
Wolfwood: fluti-tooty-tabooty-catooti?
Tifa: NO! fruity loopy .. Wait no that's right ..
Vash twirled the flute. "Well Sylvia prepare to fight-
Everyone gasped. "DON'T SAY IT!!"
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Kitty: sho how was the chapter? anyways there's more to come so until then,,
Everyone: R&R!!