DigiChat
Disclaimer: We've been through this before, haven't we?
REVIEWS: this is where I'm going to answer the angry reviews of all the people who hate me and wish I'd stop writing, and the people who love me and am glad I write.
Jenavette: It doesn't really matter if I'm making this a serious story or not. You said it was good if I had meant for it to be humor. But why, just because I'd give it a classification, would you change your mind? And anyways, it a humor story. Not completely meant to be funny the whole way, but the bits you laugh at, those are the funny parts.
Inspector Skippy: Thank you! Yes, it is 'suspenseful and extremely hilarious', isn't it? : ) It is not a soap opera though, and if it was it'd be a weird sort of parody of one.
December: Down with Ami! Yeah!
Zimfreak: You are the nicest reviewer I ever had! Wow. And you're gonna read Dancing on the Moon with You? Good! You should! Everyone should! Everyone, go read my new fic 'Dancing on the Moon with You'! Now! I command you to!
MayaDaBee: Thanks. I didn't get it from SLY, although I read that book. I don't remember too much about that book at all, it was such a long time ago that I read it. Like, three years ago. All I remember is the title. : ) My neighbor is pregnant, and I can't stand the smell of Clorox. She's running around scrubbing everything. (AFTER NOTE) I have the book! I remember a bit of it now! And I have an idea for the story. Thanks for reminding me. I'm going to re-read the book tonight, and get a few ideas for my story! Thanks Maya. If when you're reading this in the next few chapters, and it sounds like the book, its because I remember that's a good book and once I read it again, I'm gonna make some of my story like it.
Some people are complaining they want the story to be more realistic. The SHOW is realistic! Meeting(and kissing) Aaron Carter! Dating(and breaking up with) Frankie Muinz! None of the FF.net stories are too realistic anyways, but here. I'll make a small bit to show you as real as I could make it. This is just a test bit, not a part of the story. This is what I did for about 15 minutes today, just turned into Lizzie McGuire.
(TEST)Lizzie sat on the swing on her porch. The neighbor's dog was sitting on her lap. She continuously swung back and forth, for about 15 minutes. And then she heard an 'ow' and something heavy fall inside the house, so she bounded up the steps. Her Mom had cut her finger. Lizzie just stared as the blood poured out.(END TEST)
That was extremely boring, or at least to me. If anyone else writes saying it needs to be more realistic, I'll find out where you live and send my pet monkey to stalk you until you admit that you don't want it to be realistic, you were just lying.
Oh, and everyone should read Zimfreak's song parodies. Extremely hilarious, but only to those with a sense of humour! Don't read them if you're easily offended!
On with the chapter!
***
"What if I go as a bunny?" Miranda asked. "You know, like Reese Witherspoon did in 'Legally Blond'?"
"You might look like a hooker." Britt said.
"You're gonna look pretty funky yourself Britt." Lizzie said as she went through a rack of vampire costumes. "A pregnant maid?"
They were shopping for next weeks Hillridge costume party. They weren't sure why they made the March dance into a dance/costume party, but the didn't mind. The only problem was finding a costume.
"Yeah, well I got the biggest size, and I'll get a seamstress to alter it to fit me." Britt said. "But I will look hilarious, won't I?"
"Really." Lizzie said, distracted. "I think I'll go as a fairy."
"What?!" Miranda said. "A fairy? Seriously?"
"Why not?" Lizzie said.
"A fairy is a bit 1st grade-ish, Lizzie.
"You guys take all the fun out of everything!" Lizzie protested.
"Hey!" Miranda said, picking up a bunny costume. "Guys, this one doesn't look too bad, does it? And I'm going to wear tights, anyways."
"You're right," Britt said, eyeing it. "It doesn't look as bad as the 'Legally Blond' bunny costume."
"Ooh!" Lizzie squealed. "I'm going to be a genie!"
She ran over to a rack full of genie costumes, and picked one up.
"Isn't this the cutest?" she said as she held a turqoise one up to her body. "It's perfect."
"Definitely." Miranda said, nodding.
"It beats a fairy by a ton!" Britt added.
They headed towards the checkout like. Lizzie and Miranda walked, Britt sort of. waddled. She went from side to side, one foot to another, sometimes looking as if she might tumble over. The baby was due early next month, so the costume party may be the last fun thing Britt could do for a few months.
"Hey guys?" Lizzie asked, sounding confused and looking the part.
"What?" Britt said.
"Why does this store have costumes, mid, almost late March?" she said, puzzled.
"It's Ronnie's." Miranda said. "Ronnie's has everything. The owner must be a pack rat."
***
princess_lizziswirlz : ahhhhhh
dg_guy: wut?
princess_lizziswirlz: my life is falling apart
dg_guy: how
princess_lizziswirlz: things r changing. My friends, my family, everything. Even me.
dg_guy: im having probs sorta like that. only my fam isn't changing. They're as weird as ever.
princess_lizziswirlz: what's ur name?
dg_guy: that's random
princess_lizziswirlz: oh well. tell me. I never knew this name, and I've been talking to you for what, 4 months?
dg_guy: dave, and u
princess_lizziswirlz: emmi
dg_guy: emmi?
princess_lizziswirlz: yeah, short for Emmilia. My rents didn't want to spell Amelia the normal way
dg_guy: that's just like a parent
princess_lizziswirlz: huh
dg_guy: not 2 do things the normal way
princess_lizziswirlz: lol, true
princess_lizziswirlz: so, how's ur love life?
dg_guy: this is a random day for you.. anyways, its okay, I go on a few dates. What about urs?
princess_lizziswirlz: my love life? Ha. Its non existent.
dg_guy: man
princess_lizziswirlz: anyways, I have to go, its my night to do the dishes
dg_guy: bye
princess_lizziswirlz: bye
dg_guy: c ya
princess_lizziswirlz: b ya
dg_guy has left this chat at 8:09:41
princess_lizzieswirlz has left this chat at 8:09:45
*** LIZZIE'S POV
Emmilia? How and why did I come up with that? How come I didn't tell the truth? Because, he could be a bald, 40 year old stalker with a beer belly. And that is why I lied. Maybe I should ask him to meet me. In a nice, well lighted place with plenty of people around. Nah, that take the magic of having an on-line boyfriend away. But I will try to get him to show me a pic of him.
***
Short chapter! Anyways, the story is ending either the next chapter of the chapter after that! In your reviews, put 'sequel' so I'll know wheter or not to write one!
Go read Dancing on the Moon with You! It's about sex, drugs, and violence! Or not! Or actually, it is.
Go check out December Everett's story, 'A Knight In Shining Armour'. Not only is it a good fic, but I'm in it! : ) I'm Melia!
How will the dance be? Will Lizzie get 'Dave' to upload his pic? FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MORE IN ThE NEXT CHAPTER OF(baw daw dummm) DigiChat!
Disclaimer: We've been through this before, haven't we?
REVIEWS: this is where I'm going to answer the angry reviews of all the people who hate me and wish I'd stop writing, and the people who love me and am glad I write.
Jenavette: It doesn't really matter if I'm making this a serious story or not. You said it was good if I had meant for it to be humor. But why, just because I'd give it a classification, would you change your mind? And anyways, it a humor story. Not completely meant to be funny the whole way, but the bits you laugh at, those are the funny parts.
Inspector Skippy: Thank you! Yes, it is 'suspenseful and extremely hilarious', isn't it? : ) It is not a soap opera though, and if it was it'd be a weird sort of parody of one.
December: Down with Ami! Yeah!
Zimfreak: You are the nicest reviewer I ever had! Wow. And you're gonna read Dancing on the Moon with You? Good! You should! Everyone should! Everyone, go read my new fic 'Dancing on the Moon with You'! Now! I command you to!
MayaDaBee: Thanks. I didn't get it from SLY, although I read that book. I don't remember too much about that book at all, it was such a long time ago that I read it. Like, three years ago. All I remember is the title. : ) My neighbor is pregnant, and I can't stand the smell of Clorox. She's running around scrubbing everything. (AFTER NOTE) I have the book! I remember a bit of it now! And I have an idea for the story. Thanks for reminding me. I'm going to re-read the book tonight, and get a few ideas for my story! Thanks Maya. If when you're reading this in the next few chapters, and it sounds like the book, its because I remember that's a good book and once I read it again, I'm gonna make some of my story like it.
Some people are complaining they want the story to be more realistic. The SHOW is realistic! Meeting(and kissing) Aaron Carter! Dating(and breaking up with) Frankie Muinz! None of the FF.net stories are too realistic anyways, but here. I'll make a small bit to show you as real as I could make it. This is just a test bit, not a part of the story. This is what I did for about 15 minutes today, just turned into Lizzie McGuire.
(TEST)Lizzie sat on the swing on her porch. The neighbor's dog was sitting on her lap. She continuously swung back and forth, for about 15 minutes. And then she heard an 'ow' and something heavy fall inside the house, so she bounded up the steps. Her Mom had cut her finger. Lizzie just stared as the blood poured out.(END TEST)
That was extremely boring, or at least to me. If anyone else writes saying it needs to be more realistic, I'll find out where you live and send my pet monkey to stalk you until you admit that you don't want it to be realistic, you were just lying.
Oh, and everyone should read Zimfreak's song parodies. Extremely hilarious, but only to those with a sense of humour! Don't read them if you're easily offended!
On with the chapter!
***
"What if I go as a bunny?" Miranda asked. "You know, like Reese Witherspoon did in 'Legally Blond'?"
"You might look like a hooker." Britt said.
"You're gonna look pretty funky yourself Britt." Lizzie said as she went through a rack of vampire costumes. "A pregnant maid?"
They were shopping for next weeks Hillridge costume party. They weren't sure why they made the March dance into a dance/costume party, but the didn't mind. The only problem was finding a costume.
"Yeah, well I got the biggest size, and I'll get a seamstress to alter it to fit me." Britt said. "But I will look hilarious, won't I?"
"Really." Lizzie said, distracted. "I think I'll go as a fairy."
"What?!" Miranda said. "A fairy? Seriously?"
"Why not?" Lizzie said.
"A fairy is a bit 1st grade-ish, Lizzie.
"You guys take all the fun out of everything!" Lizzie protested.
"Hey!" Miranda said, picking up a bunny costume. "Guys, this one doesn't look too bad, does it? And I'm going to wear tights, anyways."
"You're right," Britt said, eyeing it. "It doesn't look as bad as the 'Legally Blond' bunny costume."
"Ooh!" Lizzie squealed. "I'm going to be a genie!"
She ran over to a rack full of genie costumes, and picked one up.
"Isn't this the cutest?" she said as she held a turqoise one up to her body. "It's perfect."
"Definitely." Miranda said, nodding.
"It beats a fairy by a ton!" Britt added.
They headed towards the checkout like. Lizzie and Miranda walked, Britt sort of. waddled. She went from side to side, one foot to another, sometimes looking as if she might tumble over. The baby was due early next month, so the costume party may be the last fun thing Britt could do for a few months.
"Hey guys?" Lizzie asked, sounding confused and looking the part.
"What?" Britt said.
"Why does this store have costumes, mid, almost late March?" she said, puzzled.
"It's Ronnie's." Miranda said. "Ronnie's has everything. The owner must be a pack rat."
***
princess_lizziswirlz : ahhhhhh
dg_guy: wut?
princess_lizziswirlz: my life is falling apart
dg_guy: how
princess_lizziswirlz: things r changing. My friends, my family, everything. Even me.
dg_guy: im having probs sorta like that. only my fam isn't changing. They're as weird as ever.
princess_lizziswirlz: what's ur name?
dg_guy: that's random
princess_lizziswirlz: oh well. tell me. I never knew this name, and I've been talking to you for what, 4 months?
dg_guy: dave, and u
princess_lizziswirlz: emmi
dg_guy: emmi?
princess_lizziswirlz: yeah, short for Emmilia. My rents didn't want to spell Amelia the normal way
dg_guy: that's just like a parent
princess_lizziswirlz: huh
dg_guy: not 2 do things the normal way
princess_lizziswirlz: lol, true
princess_lizziswirlz: so, how's ur love life?
dg_guy: this is a random day for you.. anyways, its okay, I go on a few dates. What about urs?
princess_lizziswirlz: my love life? Ha. Its non existent.
dg_guy: man
princess_lizziswirlz: anyways, I have to go, its my night to do the dishes
dg_guy: bye
princess_lizziswirlz: bye
dg_guy: c ya
princess_lizziswirlz: b ya
dg_guy has left this chat at 8:09:41
princess_lizzieswirlz has left this chat at 8:09:45
*** LIZZIE'S POV
Emmilia? How and why did I come up with that? How come I didn't tell the truth? Because, he could be a bald, 40 year old stalker with a beer belly. And that is why I lied. Maybe I should ask him to meet me. In a nice, well lighted place with plenty of people around. Nah, that take the magic of having an on-line boyfriend away. But I will try to get him to show me a pic of him.
***
Short chapter! Anyways, the story is ending either the next chapter of the chapter after that! In your reviews, put 'sequel' so I'll know wheter or not to write one!
Go read Dancing on the Moon with You! It's about sex, drugs, and violence! Or not! Or actually, it is.
Go check out December Everett's story, 'A Knight In Shining Armour'. Not only is it a good fic, but I'm in it! : ) I'm Melia!
How will the dance be? Will Lizzie get 'Dave' to upload his pic? FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MORE IN ThE NEXT CHAPTER OF(baw daw dummm) DigiChat!