Kitty: ok so I guess chpt. 6 sucked. I don't know hmm sorry 'bout that then :( anyways this was somehow on my mind.. funny or not, at least I had "fun" with it! (I'm talking about this chpt.)
please review! If you're one of those "serious" people, I suggest you don't read this.. kind of short but oh well! BEWARE! TOTALLY POINTLESS! skip if yu want
TRIGUN: Legato calls the GHGs
----Two days after chpt. 6-----
Legato gawked at the phone card on the table in front of him. Since he was such a "good boy" yesterday for threatening the workers at Krispy Kreme to work even harder since most of them couldn't keep their eyes off that huge hole Midvalley made, Tifa had rewarded him with a phone card to the spirit world. Though he knew he deserved more than that; like at least a tub of vanilla flavored ice cream or a bag of hotdogs, he noted to himself that Tifa was indeed a cheap person.
So there.. It was just him and the phone card. The two siblings he had to live with were too busy working with that stupid humanoid typhoon. Also, his "Lady Meryl" had been avoiding him for some reason.. Why? Ever since that day when he asked if he could taste her blood, she had stopped talking to him, which made their relationship go downhill. .. Did they even have a relationship? Anyway he was bored so he dialed a number.
---A few minutes later after ringing so many times.---
Midvalley: Uhh.. Hello?
Legato: Midvalley!! What'cha doing!? What's going on!?
Midvalley: Oh hey Legato.. -curses under his breath- I'm just with my wife and my new son watching the game..
Legato: I see, I see, it's cool. Hey hold on, I'm putting someone on k?
Midvalley: Sure..
-BEEP-
Dominique: .. Uhh who's this?
Legato: DOMINIQUE! What'cha doing!? What's going on!? HEEYY!
Midvalley: WAASSUUP!!!
Dominique: ..Oh.. OOHHH HEEYY!! It's been a long time!! Hey can you hold on for a second?
-BEEP BEEP BLAH BLAH-
Caine: Hello?
Midvalley: WAAASSUUPP!!?
Dominique: HEEYY! CAINE! it's been a long time!
Legato: CAINE!! What'cha doing!? What's going on!?
Caine: huh? OHH YO!!
-BEEP-
Kureneko: MEEEEOOOOOOWWWW!! (WAAAZZZUPP!!!)
Caine: Yo! It's Kureneko!! HEEYY!
Midvalley: yeah WASSUP!!!
Legato: KURENEKO!! What'cha doing!? What's going on!?
Dominique: HEEY!! It's been a long time!!! .. Wait who's Kureneko?
Caine: It's da black cat that keeps following Vash Yo!!
Dominique: Oh.. HEEYY!!!
Kureneko: Meow.. (Bastards)
Midvalley: Hey someone's on! Lemmi put 'em up.
Legato: Sure, sure.
Dominique: Yeah go ahead.
Caine: Yo!
Kureneko: meow. (AIIGHT!)
-BEEP-
Gray: Huh?
Caine: AYE IT'S GRAY!! YO!!
Dominique: HEEYY! GRAY! It's been a long time!!
Midvalley: WASSUUUPP!!
Legato: GRAY!! What'cha doing!? What's going on!?
Gray: Hey! WAAASSUPP!!
Midvalley: .. That's my word..
Dominique: yeah think of something else..
Legato: True.
Caine: YO..
Gray: Fine! Umm.. WHAT'S UP IN DA HIZZAY!?
Midvalley: Good enough..
Dominique: Yeah..
Legato: True.
Caine: YO..
Midvalley: Hold one someone's calling..
-BEEP-
Rei-Dei : hello?
Caine: Rei-Dei !! YO!!
Midvalley: WAASSUPP!!!
Legato: Rei-Dei ! What'cha doing!? What's going on!?
Dominique: It's been a long time!! HEEYYY!!!
Gray: WHAT'S UP IN DA HIZZAY!!
Kureneko: MEEEEOOOOWWWWW!! (WAZZZUUUPPP!!)
Rei-Dei : Hey! What's HAPPENIN!?
Midvalley: Nothing much.
Legato: Yea we're cool.
Dominique: Yup..
Gray: Ditto..
Caine: YO..
Dominique: Hey do you guys want to call more people?
Legato: Sure, yeah ..
Midvalley: How about Leonaf?
Caine: Yo that old geezer!? NAH!
Gray: Yeah don't call him..
Rei-Dei : Same here..
Dominique: How about Zazie?
Legato: Yeah call him instead.
Midvalley: sure!
Gray: We're cool.
Rei-Dei : Yeah it's aiight.
Caine: Yo..
Dominique: Alright. -dials Zazie's number-
-BEEP-
Zazie: Hello?
Caine: ZAZIE!! YO!!
Legato: ZAZIE! What'cha doing!? ZAZIE!! What's going on!?
Midvalley: ZAZIE! WAAAASSSUUPP!!
Dominique: HEEEYYY!! IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME!! ZAZIE!!!
Gray: ZAZIE!! WHAAT'S UP IN THE HIIZZZAAAY!!
Rei-Dei : ZAZIE!! What's happenin!!?
Kureneko: MEEEOOOWWW!! (WAAAZZZUUPP!)
Zazie: .... get a life you guys.. -hangs up-
Legato: Bastard..
Midvalley: ...
Dominique: ... LET'S KICK HIS ASS!! -hangs up-
Caine: YO!! bye..
Rei-Dei and Gray: Aiight laterz!
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Legato: So Midvalley. what'cha doing? what's going on?
Midvalley: Just with my wife and my new son wathing the game.
Legato: I see, I see, it's cool.