My Lazy Bum

Disclaimer: Look, I don't own Kairi, Riku, or Sora and I can't have hot monkey sex with Sora so stop TORTURING ME. But then, I DO own the paopu blossom thing… so DON'T COPY:

Summary: Yes, my first lame story. Now I know how people feel they write bad summaries. XD… (Continuing) These are Kairi's thoughts and feelings and what she does on the island while she waits for Sora. Kairi's b-day is coming up in a month. Surprise, surprise.

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I grinned as a saw the perfect gift for Kairi… a…

A cute purple dotted swimming suit! (A/N: How random… O.O lol… I couldn't think of anything else.)

I bought my 34th yellow bikini and paid for it. This reeeallly cute guy named Irvine was at the cash register.

"That'll be $40.00," Irvine said.

After I paid my $40 I met up with Kairi, Tidus, and Wakka and we all went back home.

(A/N: Hmm… I'll end the shopping part because its so boring… lol… even though it sounds weird, I don't care. Err you'll probably flame me for this but I'll work better on my next story kay?)

(Normal POV)

3 Days Before Kairi's 18th Birthday

A body washed up on the shores of Destiny Island. Silver hair, blue/black shorts, gloves, it was no mistaking (A/N: To you reviewers and readers… lol) who it was. "Ugh… Where am I?" said the person. Looking around, seeing trees, villages, and shiny, crystal clear blue water around him, he realized… this was Destiny Islands! His home! He went off to find his dear childhood friend Kairi.

I couldn't believe it. Was the silver haired guy with aquamarine eyes the same Riku who was one of my best friends? He certainly looked a little better than I last saw him, although he was a little wet.

"Oh my GOSH RIKU, I can't believe it's you!" I exclaimed. I gave Riku a hug; and he was sort of surprised by my hug.

"Kairi, it's so great to see you again…" Riku said to me, "but where is Sora?"

My heart grew cold and worried at his words, and I tensed up. I knew he didn't mean it, and I didn't know why I had to snap at him and run away… but I was so sad about Sora.

"I. Don't. Know. Where. Sora. Is. So. Go. AWAY!" I yelled.

I ran away, and Riku called after me.

"Kairi! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I didn't know!... I haven't seen him for 4 years! I'M SORRY!" Riku shouted.

I ran away, away from all the bad memories, the haunted ones. I ran to the Secret Place, where I felt safe, but melancholy at the same time.

"Sora…" I whispered, "Why… Why… WHY?"

I glared at the door, wanting to burn a hole in it. I jumped up, kicked it with all my strength, and it didn't even make a stupid dent. I punched it, but only succeeding at getting bruises. I calmed down, hoping, no—KNOWING that Sora would come back, for me. I looked at the wall, seeing many drawings Sora and I drew when we were kids. My eyes moved to a certain drawing, a very certain drawing I cared about so much. It was the paopu drawing. The one where Sora drew himself giving me a paopu fruit, and where I drew myself giving him one, too. My eyes averted to the ceiling and I was blinking, trying not to shed the flood of tears inside me. I always dreamed Sora and I would share a paopu fruit someday.

"If two people share a paopu fruit together, their destinies will be intertwined together forever no matter what." I whispered. I knew my birthday was going to be sad, like the three years before it. I DID smile at my birthday a few times years ago, but just to keep everyone happy.

I felt a little better after visiting the Secret Place. I knew I had to apologize to Riku after our fight. I walked around, looking for Riku, and finally found him at the paopu tree where he, Sora, and I used to sit. I looked at the tree. It hadn't grown any paopu blossoms or paopus lately. A year ago, I had found one, which I kept in my drawer, when Sora came back. It was still living, which was pretty amazing to me.

I climbed up the tree and apologized to Riku.

"Hey Riku, I'm really sorry about yelling at you… I guess I really miss Sora… Don't you miss Sora too?" I said.

"It's okay Kairi, I understand. Another thing I understand is that it's your birthday in a few days, isn't it Kairi?" he smirked. I was about to turn 18. I saw Riku was looking at my body like a normal pervert. I guess I had grown a lot more womanly, but I also knew Riku would be like this. So, I pushed him into the water. I laughed so hard for the first time when Riku came up, chasing me around and looking like an idiot.

"Kairi," he growled, "your going to pay for that."

He finally caught up to me and picked me up. I screamed and tried fighting back but I knew he was pretty strong. He gave me one of his famous smirks and dropped me into the water. Unfortunately for him, I pulled him with me. We both got wet. Both of us went back home.

2 Days Before Kairi's 18th Birthday

A blond figure was washed up on shore. (A/N: On the news today: PEOPLE ARE WASHING UP ON DESTINY ISLANDS… lol)

The person looked around. Where is this place? What is this place?

(A/N: A Sora and Kairi figure for those who can figure out who the person is! Hahaha… Review!

(P.S. – Sorry it took me so long to update. I had so much homework, plus CST/CAT6 testing, so it took me a while… and I had a bit of writer's block... Please review. I hope you think this is a good story.