Negative

By Rose Dincht

Prologue

"OMG!! RAZ IS SO FRIKKIN HOT!"

"Meh, he's a dumbess. All he does is talk to himself and bitch about everything. Nothing incredibly sexy abotu that."

"OH YEAH!?!? WELL KAIN IS MY PLUSHIE AND I LOVE HIM AND WANNA GIVE HIM ORAL!"

"He's Kain. You're you. You wouldn't even get the chance to pull his pants down and he'd already have ripped out your tongue."

"Oh yeah!? Well I would LOVE to get sucked into the SR2 game!"

"And I think that would be a nightmare spat out of the pits of hell. Who the fuck would want that?"

Every day is the same shit. Bad ass video games make fangirls... really, really STUPID fangirls. The ones you just want to shut the fuck up about video games once in awhile and break all of their fingers in alphabetical order from left middle finger to right thumb.I must say that besides the Final Fantasy fans, the Legacy of Kain fans are by far the most annoying. I sit here, on my bed, typing in random IM's with people flaming me with bullshit like "OMFG RAZ IZN'T EMO U SUK!!!" and Christ knows what else, just trying to have a nice conversation with my boyfriend. And who decides to come in at the most convinient time? My big sister... with a Playstation 2, and Soul Reaver 2.

"If you're going to play that in here expect a pile of busted up wires and plastic along with a shattered CD in your bed tonight." I hissed.

"Shut up. It's my room too." she snaps.

"I personally don't give a damn, I'm talking to my boyfriend and I dont' wanna hear that shit, take it somewhere else!"

She totally ignores me and plugs in the station. I respond by pouring a glass of cold water over her head, and she responds by literally beating the fuck out of me. Clumps on hair on the floor, black eyes, and a missing tooth. I didn't complain though, when she'd find her busted up playstation and game would be more satisfying for me. I sat on the floor and began to type on my computer, trying REALLY HARD to ignore the damn two hour long dialogue between Raziel the Emo Bitch and Moebius the Lizard Man. Something inside of me was telling my sister probably fingered herself through the whole game, but hell, people have their own fucked up ways of getting off. This one isn't very surprising. Just before I could type in a hateful comment about my sister, I heard the loudest screeching high-pitched noise that turned out being her scream.

"What the fuck is -- GOING ON!?"

My eyes bulged out as my sister fell off the bed. The TV went static. First static, then black, then static again. I blinked, and my sister kept screaming and mentioned something about "The Ring". I grabbed her by the face and threw her off of me, then looked behind the TV. The Playstation was somehow disconnected and the TV went crazy. I glared at her.

"You stupid moron, you unhooked the damn--"

"AHHHHHH!!"

I looked back at the TV and saw Moebius's face staring at me with the weirdest, disturbing expression I've ever seen. Then his hand reached THROUGH THE SCREEN and grabbed onto my shirt, narrowly missing my breasts.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" I snapped and kicked him in his face. He winced and drew back, clutching his face with both hands and I noticed I broke his nose.

"What's wrong with you!?" he snapped.

"What's wrong with me!? Hey, I ain't the one pulling a Ringu Porno Grab Me flick here! I don't even LIKE you!" I shouted as my sister watched on, still screaming.

"Why can't you be like the other fangirls who would love to embrace this once in a lifetime situation!!" he snapped.

"Once in a life--- What?" I snapped.

"You would get to be sucked into the game, be IN the virtual reality world! Meet Raziel and have sex with any character you'd like!" he shouted.

I gave him the weirdest look that a girl with chunks of hair missing and two black eyes could give somebody.

"Dude... I dont' even LIKE this game, and I'm not a fangirl. Go take HER if you want somebody to go." I snapped and jerked my thumb in my sister's direction, who was still screaming.

"She's too loud, you're not! YOU'RE COMING!"

With that he grabbed me by the shirt again and pulled me through the TV screen. Oh yes, this was really original. The stupid fan gets sucked into the video game and everything turns out splendid then it actually does in the game! Right, and of all people, it had to be ME. Are you fucking kidding? Before I could think of more shit to say, I landed flat on my ass on a big grassy cliff, looking at the lake and walls that surrounded the Sarafan Stronghold... and I blinked. I looked to the side and saw the odd Save Point that my sister said looked "PRETTY". I looked to the other side and saw all the other cliffs that she would say was so much fun to jump on. Then I looked forward with the blankest expression.

"Shit.... I'm in hell..."

Disclaimer : LoK does NOT belong to me. The chick and her sister and other Fan-Made Characters are mine if more decide to show up. That is all. Flame away, please.