MAD TV MADNESS
Disclaimer: trigun does not belong to me, and never will (cries)
A/N: wow it's taken so long to update, like a year I think, but I've had serious writers block, so please forgive me!
Vash sat on the couch watching mad TV.
Suddenly, the phone began to ring. Vash slowly edged off the couch and picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hello there Vash it's me Knives."
Vash was freaked out by the mention of the name, he fainted, and luckily wolfwood walked in just in time to ketch him.
"VASH! You bone head! Get up!" He yelled.
Vash began to slowly regain his consciousness.
"Huh? What? What happened? Ow my head hurts."
"You fainted! Geez."
"Oh man! My brother Knives is still on the phone!"
"WHAT!"
Quickly Vash grabbed the phone and answered Knives calls to him through the receiver.
"HELLO! Why are you calling!"? Vash said kind of panicking and biting his nails at the same time. Vash and Knives aren't really a close nit family.
"Why am I calling? Am I to late for the party? I had to pick up Legato and Elendira."
"PARTY!" Vash yelled into the phone. "What party!"
" The party that insurance agent invited me to."
Vash hit the floor. Wolfwood confused and scared by hat he saw asked what happened, upon hearing the news, they screamed them fainted.
5 minutes later
The insurance girls walk in.
"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!" yelled meryl.
" I think they fainted Meryl!"
Quickly they went to get water and through it on them.
……………………………………………………………………END
HMMMMMMMMM, WAT WILL THE REACATION BE OF THE COLD WATER TO VASH AND WOLFWOOD'S FACES! TUNE IN NEXT TIME!
To short I know, and u waited a whole year