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Chapter Three - Kain... yay....

I awakened in Raziel's arms. He looked down at me with the most worrysome eyes as I whimpered in exhaustion and slight pain. I eyed my wound, seeing that it had been completely healed, and then gasp, seeing my clothes were missing.... all of them. His soft but powerful claw stroked my cheek lovingly, then slid down onto my chest, carressing my breasts. I let out a small moan as his face approached mine....

"You're so beautiful......" he whispered, then moved his face closer.....

Like piss shit.

I woke up in the same spot where I had been. My face buried in the dirt, before the bridge. I narrowed my eyes and gave a low groan in the pit of my throat. With my one available arm, I managed to push myself up and onto my feet. Seeing the back of my clothes were almost dry and the ground beneath me was covered in mudd, along with the front of my body, must say that I was probably out for at least two or four hours.... surprisingly, the sun was in the same place. As for the little "teaser" I posted? The only thing that related to that was that my wound HAD been healed, and Raziel was standing next to me, seated on the bridge.

"Jesus H Christ...." I muttered, wiping the mudd off my face. "I need a beer...."

Raziel crossed his arms. "You're welcome..." he growled. I rolled my eyes.

"I never asked for your help, Emo-Man. But seeing I can't go back to where I came from and that the Sarafan Stronghold probably won't want my company, looks like I'm stuck with you for the rest of this trip." I said.

Raziel stood up. "And why must you follow me about?"

"Trust me man, I don't WANT to follow you about. All you ever do is talk to yourself and complain about everything. As long as you promise to SHUT UP, and let me tag along unnoticed, it'll be cool. Besides, something tells me that if I follow you, I'll find my way back home." I said.

Raziel sighed aggrevated. "Come along..."

He turned and moved across the bridge. I followed after him, flipping back my muddy hair and trying to wipe the rest of the mud on my arms and hands off on my pants. We moved across the bridge and passed the persecuted vampires on the way. And something occurred to me.... if vampires and humans in the game vanished once killed, then how come these ones DIDN'T? Meh, stupid sucky game. So... we keep on walking. Just..... walking..... yeah, nothign really exciting or interestign here, just a bunch of walking. yay!!! Something interesting! Two suited chicks and a guy with a bazooka come running out and attack Raziel. I figured I didn't really need him for this, I ran as if he was chasing me while the others attacked him, then made it to the gateway that lead to the pillars. Raziel was screaming all sorts of shit like "COME BACK HERE YOU DAMNED HUMAN!!" as he battled them off. But hell, what am I supposed to do? I'M HALF NAKED FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

So I pull a lever and the latches on the gates shift. I open the gates, and look up at the pillars....... they were big. Really big....................... and tall. Yeah..... just a bunch of tall peaces of marble that'll fall down and turn into a chair. Then I looked right ahead.... there was a great big green guy with long silver hair and long red thing (not a penis). Yeah... it was Kain. I started walking towards him... hell, he has to be better company then Raziel, he, Vorador and Moebius were the only things good about Defiance after all. So very slowly, I began to approach Kain, walking up the steps, almost sneaking up on him and taking him by surprise when...

"I know you're there, Raziel...." his voice emerged. I gave a sweatdrop.

"Well sorry to burst yer bubble but Emo Man's in a fix right now." I said.

I noticed that once he heard my voice, he WAS taken by surprise. Kain slowly turned around, and looked down at me, then jumped in disgust. I rose an eyebrow.

"Hey man, do you have any idea what kind of shit I've been through in the last few hours? I don't need you to look at me like I'm fuckin' Frankenstein here." I growled. He chuckled, probably amused with what I said. I must say so myself, my sarcasm can be pretty funny sometimes.

"A lady like you would probably appear this way when she travels with such...." he looked up and saw Raziel still battling, "....unpleasant company...."

I sighed. "Man, you ain't kidding. This guy is a pain in the ass. Next time you throw him in the abyss make sure he doesn't come back...."

Kain chuckled again. "Will do."

He looked up as Raziel came charging forward in rage, Soul Reaver drawn, ready to kill him. I jumped infront of Kain.

"Don't kill him, Goddamnit! He's the only GOOD thing about this game!" I yelled. Raziel ignored and grabbed me by the arm, tossing me out of the way. "hey!!"

Then singlehandedly, in the most awesome way ever, Kain did something that made me want to leap in his pants and do him for eighty million years.

He....

PUNCHED....

Raziel....

"Oh HELL yeah..." I muttered and stood up as Raziel cleared over my head and landed a few yards away.

"Now that we're done with that, there's much to discuss..." Kain hissed, then turned to me. "Young lady, if you would be so kind...."

He grabbed me by the back of my pants like Raziel did, and with a powerful fling of his arm, I went flying through the air and crash landed on the cliff above. I went to yell something really mean at the both of them, then looked at myself with a smile. Before Kain threw me he casted some sort of spiffy spell or something. The mudd and water was gone from my clothes and hair, the hair that had been ripped out had grown back, and my black eyes were gone. I gave a big smile and waved.

"THANK YOU!!!!!" I shouted, then began to skip away.

AN - And thanks to Razielim Vampriess and Gem for their reviews, and BIG THANKS to Griz for the "flame". That made me crack up when I saw it. ;;;;