Disclaimer: see first chapter

words in italics are thoughts and descriptions

everything else is spoken words

Love Hina: The Real Story

Chapter 2 the interview with tama live and uncensored

If you are here then you have seen my interview with tama chan the turtle. Here is the part that you were not allowed to see . . . until now.-

This is Johnny Bluezones signing off.

You, son of a bitch! A voice screamed at the two as this person stormed the set of the show.

It was Naru who obviously didn't like anyone hearing the truth about her and her actions being told to the whole world.

Hey you can't be here.

Get the fuck out of my way you piece of shit.

Security stop that intruder.

Security tried to stop her and started beating her with billy clubs but she gave them her famous Naru punch and sent them flying.

I can't believe you lying repulsive repugnant turtle would resort to such betrayal. I thought we had a deal.

Oh, you mean the deal that I get extremely rich if I tell the world that you are a perverted asshole and self righteous bitch with more hangups then I can bother to count not to mention a perverted idiot who likes to feel up women for cheap thrills.

In her version it was Kanako dressed like her who did all those acts of perversion to the girls. It was really her. It seems she has a split personality and that was her dark side.

You traitor. Now I will kill you.

Ooooh, I am so scared. What are you going to do, huh? Chase me around while tripping on your own two feet and committing random acts of perversion simply because well you are too stupid to run and talk at the same time.

Then suddenly Su ran onto the set with a funny looking contraption.

Here I have finally finished my invention. Now I can turn tama into a man and then we can get busy. She says with a smirk on her face and that look in her eye.

The machine shoots a ray out and hits tama but it does have one problem. It made tama look like Keitaro.

Whoops. I made a mistake but it is okay because now I can have Keitaro too and I can fulfill all those fantasies I had but couldn't fulfill because those stupid girls couldn't get a man and a life.

Suddenly the other girls ran onto the stage.

Hey where the hell is security!

Several more tough looking men run onto the stage and try to subdue the other girls but Motoko sends them flying with a ki attack.

What do you mean get a man and a life?

You spent more time butting in where you don't belong that I couldn't have one moment to myself. If YOU had a man and a life, you may of had better things to do then harass me and my friends.

You have gone too far and now I am going to kick your ass.

Bring it on, you lesbian bitch. Don't give me that look. I saw what you were doing with Naru in your bedroom. No wonder, you didn't want anyone in your room. You didn't want us to find out that you were sleeping with Naru.

You BITCH! Motoko screamed as she went after Su with her sword but was blocked by another sword.

What the . . .?

It was of all people Shinobu who blocked her attack.

How do you know that!

I took classes since I am living with a psychopath that you can't be too sure who is going to attack you in this house.

Who are you calling psychopath you bitch? Naru yelled at Shinobu.

What makes you so innocent, huh?. I can't believe how low you could go but I have seen as low as you can possibly go. You made an ass out of me back when Kanako showed up and now you have the gall to ask me that question?

They all started to attack each other with swords and fists and the crowd couldn't be happier.

JOHNNY!JOHNNY!JOHNNY!JOHNNY!JOHNNY!

The crowd roared as fists and swords fly and their clothes start to rip off.

Hey! Naru screamed but everyone ignored her.

Hey look guys! She screamed again but no one listened to her.

HEY, STOP FIGHTING AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! She screamed and this time they all listened.

Look around you. Those people out in the audience are perverts.

I can't believe this people. They all said to each other.

Lets call a truce and start to kick some perverted ass, shall we?

Truce! They all declared. Before we begin lets play a song.

She puts on a tape and the song everyone was kung fu fighting starts to play.

They start to run after the perverts and they yell "Oh shit, run"!

Lets just say that fists were thrown, swords were slashed and people went flying all over the stage and not to mention strange mecha tamas started to attack them as everyone scattered.

Seeing the hopelessness of the situation, the host begins to speak.

Next time on Beyond the. . . . we will showcase people who are not as screwed up as these sick fucks are. I won't be there because once my boss sees this I am fired for sure. Thank for watching and to all the employees and bosses that pissed me off. Go fuck yourselves. Good night.

Hey you son of a bitch. Naru screamed as she knocks the host out on his ass.

How dare he call me a sick fuck. She yelled as she began to pummel the host of the show for insulting her.