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Chapter Six: Here's the Kick Off, and It SUCKS.

"I hate Evanesence."

"Who and what is THAT?"

"A stupid rock band. They used to sound awesome but after listening to their shit a hundred million times Amy Lee's voice sounds more whiny and less rockin. Floor Jansen from After Forever should shoot her in her kneecaps."

"Normally I would say that I wish I knew what you were talking about. At the moment I'm too afraid to ask."

Raz and I made it to the top of the terrace where Vorador once was before he decided to throw me into a wall. I had to run ahead of course while he killed everybody. Of course I had to hold onto him while he climbed up the walls and then jump off the wall so it looked like he was chasing me again when more guards came. We had just made it to the Dark Forge! Whup de! Raziel saw the slot in which the reaver was supposed to go in and I chuckled, remembering the previous lock. He attempted to roll his eys and moved over towards the door, opening it. When the door slid open, he turned to me.

"Coming in?" he questioned. I shook my head and sat on the floor. "Afraid?"

"Yes. Terrified. After running around with you and you're corpse-ness, a tomb is very heart stopping." I muttered sarcastically. Raziel shook his head.

"Suit yourself, human." he said, then moved into the tomb.

So finally he was gone. What was I gonna do while he was solving puzzles? I don't know. Out of nowhere I was reminded of my sister, and an idea came to my head. I looked upwards at the sky.

"Hey stupid! Can you hear me? Are you watching me? You can see me through the TV, right?" I said. I didn't recieve and answer but I was sure that she heard me. "Okay, if you're there, show me a sign. Take the Soul Reaver 2 disc and put it in my laptop. Then insert BLOODRAYNE 2 into the other disc drive, and click BURN. We'll see if the world deletes or something."

My sister learned from me how to use the computer, so I didn't have to worry. The bad part was the lag... which took about twenty minutes. I spent most of my time pacing back and forth during that time when I heard a few good slashes and the sound of a chain, then a person screaming. Suddenly, a woman flipped into the scene with two long blades, a harpoon and two odd looking guns. Did I mention she had red hair? I looked at her, she looked at me, and I blinked.

"Now... things are getting good." I said. She shrugged me off and jumped off the terrace, probably going to kill more people.

I smiled and looked up. "That's sweet! Okay, now take out BloodRayne 2 and insert in the first DVD disc of Hellsing!" I yelled.

More lag, but it was cut down by about five minutes. Before I knew it I heard some loud gunshots and a woman screaming. Zipping out onto the terrace this time was a guy in a red outfit and a huge hat, with a big ass handgun.

"Clint Eastwood fan, are we?" I chuckled as a small blonde haired girl with an even bigger gun came running in. I waved at them. They smiled, then jumped off the terrace as well.

"Man, how many people can I bring into this game? Okay, let's find somebody who'll stick around... erm.... hey sis! If you can find Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, put it in please?"

Ten minutes later I heard the screeching of tires, more gunshots, and a loud explosion. Then some hot guy came running towards me in a aqua hula shirt and put a gun to my head.

"COME NEAR ME AND I'LL SHOOT THE KID!" he shouted. I gave a sweatdrop.

"This is getting worse and worse, isn't it?" I said, then looked up at the sky again. "Sis, put in Fatal Frame. Have Blinded or Kirie KILL THIS MAN." I snapped.

Five seconds later a huge ghost with her eyes gouged out came and choked Tommy. After she killed him a chick with a camera came running in and killed the ghost by taking pictures of her. Then she turned to me.

"Who are you? How come I'm not in the Himuro Mansion anymore?" she asked. I sighed and placed my hands on my hips.

"Dude, you wouldn't believe me if I told you... wait, maybe you would. Okay, you're from the 80's, right? Are you familiar with Pacman?" I asked.

She nodded slowly and unsurely. I looked up at the sky and nodded. Before we both knew it a little yellow ball with a mouth came flying by. We both watched it, blinked, and hung our heads. I lifted my hand. "Sis... my final request. Put in my Street Fighter Anniversary Collection, then put in The Mortal Kombat Trilogy Collection, and finish it off with Final Fantasy VII."

Before we knew it, me and the camera girl looked down to see Chun Li and Cammy fighting Sonya and Kitana, Ryu fighting Lu Kan, Ken fighting Johnny Cage, and an all out brawl with everybody else. Suddenly A guy with a huge sword, a chick with fighting gloves, and another chick with a rod and a pink dress came in and joined in the fighting. After that a guy with a gun on his arm and a few other odd characters came in. and fought. After awhile…. They all killed each other. I looked up.

"One more favor, could you please put in the Kill Bill DVD as well? The first volume, not the second one." I stated.

Before we knew it, The Bride was standing infront of us in that kick ass yellow Bruce Lee outfit. And before any one of us could speak, the door opened and Raziel appeared. He made a weird face. The Bride jumped and readied her sword, Miku held up her camera, and I looked to the side, seeing Vorador again.

"You're a ragged excuse for a savior." He hissed, making both women jump and see him.

"Where the fuck AM I?' the Bride snapped. Miku looked towards me.

"How did you get those people to arrive?" she asked.

"My sister burned the DVD's and other video games onto this disc…. And people appeared. We'll probably run into Elle, Budd and Bill too assuming you killed O-Ren and Vernita already. Maybe even Mafuyu and Kirie." I said. Miku shivered at that name.

The Bride turned towards me. "I'm in a fucking video game? Are you kidding me?"

"It's either that or really bad drugs." I said.

Raziel and Vorador ignored us and talked. I looked down off the terrace and looked back towards the area where the Sarafan Stronghold was supposed to be. I sure as hell wasn't going to swim my ass back through that tunnel again. Before Vorador could vanish I threw myself at his ankles.

"WAIT!!!!' I shouted. He nearly fell over.

"Are you possessed!?" he snapped. I looked up.

"Hey, could you like…. Teleport us back to the Sarafan Stronghold? We'd like to kill Moebius if that's cool. And I…. Don't feel like swimming again." I said.

Vorador responded by punting me across the floor. "Not on your life, girl." He lifted his middle talon and then disappeared.