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Chapter Nine : Kain Again... Fun...

"Are you gay?"

"What the fuck..."

"I'm bored as shit."

"Find a way to entertain yourself."

"If I was a guy, that would be easier. I'd find a nice dark spot to jack off in."

"Ugh..."

We're walking, walking some more, we're bored. Nobody cares, neither do I. Yup, we don't know where the hell we're going. Wait, yeah we do. Well except for Vash, he found his way walking right into a rock. I had to pee but nobody would wait. So I caught up and Raziel was having another 8 hour conversation with the squid.

"Hey Fish! You smell like shit!" I yelled. Vash was freaking out again.

"GWAAAAAH! WHAT IS THAT IN THERE!" he shrieked.

"Mmmm... sushi..." Beatrix and Miku muttered. Nightcrawler shivered. Raziel glanced over at me.

"Will you just go away?" he growled.

"Sounds good, Nightcrawler, let's get to that one place." I said. The squid wasn't so willing to let us go just yet though.

"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? THEIR ARRIVAL WAS NEVER FORETOLD!" the squid yelled. I gave another weird face.

"Shut up, Squid. You were born an idiot and nobody likes you." I snapped. He yelled something about tearing me limb from limb but I don't know what it was 'cause NIghtcrawler and company disappeared and appeared in the swamp.

So Vash is scared shitless of what's going on and nobody cares. We go walking through knee-high muddy shit and make it to that big shiny thing that nobody looks at 'cause we're awesome like that. We go to that big mountain thing with the hole in it, Nightcrawler gets us up there.

"So... do you know where we're going?" Beatrix asked.

"Sadly yes and I feel like shit, anybody got any food?" I asked. Then something occured to me. "Hey Miku... you went on for 4 nights without food or water in that Himuro mansion place... shouldn't you be dead by now?"

MIku blinked. "Umm..."

"Gwah, that was stupid question. WHO'S GOT FOOD?" I snapped.

Vash made a teary face. "I don't... I want donuts..."

"I want a burger..." Nightcrawler whimpered.

"Mother FUCKER what are we supposed to eat?" I snapped.

Beatrix punched me. That was enough for me. We turned around and kept walking, and walking some more. And doing more walking. This place was pretty big. No monsters though, guess that means Raziel was getting his ass kicked. Haha. So we keep up the walking and we reach this really busted down place but I don't know what it's called 'cause it starts with a U and it's hard to pronounce so we'll just call it Umbrellatingfieldville.

"Oh god... I hope there's no ghosts around here..." Miku shuddered. Vash jumped behind her and hugged her close.

"I'M SCARED TOO!" he whimpered.

Beatrix and Nightcrawler exchanged glances, then blinked as Pacman came flying by again. Then they gave this look: vv Then out of nowhere, Raziel came trotting in talking about something that sounds like Oosh-ting-heem or whatever. And he stomps over to us and goes on about how we are stupid and ignorant for running off and how he needs assistance and all this other crap we didn't care about 'cause we just watched Pacman eat one of those really big monsters.

"Goddamn... Pacman rocks..." Nightcrawler stated. Beatrix gave an 'Mmm-hmm' and nodded. Then another monster appeared. Vash picked up Miku all heroic.

"I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE, BEAUTIFUL GIRL!" he said. Miku gave a Xx face as Vash went running away.

"...That man is a pedophile, isn't he?" I asked.

"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?" Raziel yelled.

Me/Beatrix/Nightcrawler : NO!

Raziel blinked and slightly jumped at that. The monsters watched Vash go running by, then turned their attention to Raziel. All three of us kept walking and Raziel yelled something at us that we didn't pay attention to 'cause he was now in another fight.

So we keep walking and then we hear a CLANG! About 50 yards away, there's Vash and Miku. The Stampede ran right into the doorway of the gate that leads up into the mountains 'cause he's tall as hell, and Miku fell out of his arms and landed on her butt.We looked at Vash, then stepped over him, walking up to the mountains. Miku, getting a sense of humor going, took a picture of Vash all like, then followed after us. In less then two seconds we hear Vash yelling and charging and shooting at the monsters attacking Raziel, but we don't care. So we walk some more... and more... and some more, then we make it to this big lake with a big mountain thing there. NOW I remembered what we're supposed to do.

"Well guys, good news is we found a swimming pool. Bad news is, we have to go back down the mountain." I said.

"WHAT?"

Everyone's voices rang out and echoed for everyone 2 billion miles away to hear. I winced. "Loud noises..."

"What was the point of coming up here then?" Beatrix snapped.

I looked up to the sky to say something, then I saw a figure emerge and smiled, throwing out my arms in the guy's direction.

"Because the one good thing about this game is RIGHT HERE!"

Yup... Kain again. He didn't seem too surprised to see us again, but a little disappointed (why?) that Raziel wasn't with us. But nonetheless he strolled over to us with that Kain smirk of his.

"Am I truly the best thing in this game?" he asked with a hint of sarcasm. I rose an eyebrow.

"Well I was sort of referring to that," I pointed at his... pants. "But you're good enough for me!"

Beatrix and Nightcrawler hung their heads in embarassment. Miku gave a really disturbed stare. Kain blinked, then chuckled. So then we all started talking about something, but then Raziel and Vash come charging in to ruin the awesomeness which pissed me off. Then Raziel butts in and he and Kain have a long boring talk and I nodded at the others and we started to move back down the mountain. After awhile Raziel called out:

"Human girl! I'm leaving!" he hollered.

I responded.

"'Kaaaaay..."

Kain snickered, said something, then vanished. Raziel was going to come after us but then Nightcrawler did the woosh thing and we appeared back in the swamp infront of that one stone time streaming thing, he did the woosh thing inside of it, we walk down the stairs and we go into the chamber and go back in time.

Now I'm lazy and I'm going to leave you with this cliffhanger bai bai now.