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Chapter Twelve - Turn off the Soap Opera

"JANOS! NO!"

"Oh will you shut the fuck up already? He's gonna get his heart ripped out, deal with it."

"YOU!"

Raziel stomped his big blue ass over here and grabbed me by the shirt, then lifted me off my feet.

"This is all of your doing! You led the Sarafan here to Janos you vile wench! I should kill you where you-"

"Hey BEA! You got any earplugs on ya?"

"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"Those earplugs sound really nice about now!"

"NONE OF YOU TRY TO STOP ME, I'M KILLING HER!"

Everyone except Vash and Miku (yes, myself included) - KAAAAAAAY.

It's obvious Emo-Man didn't like the very little resistance, so he threw me down on the ground and stormed off all pissy. Vash and Miku looked really down about the whole Janos thing. Beatrix looked like she just wanted to kill everyone in the room. NIghtcrawler was picking his nose. Then Emo-Man ran off and we walked around talking about things and then this one thing filled up with blood. We all looked down.

"Looks like somebody had a massive period in here. Emo-man really IS a woman, and here I was thinking he was just gay." I announced.

Raziel growled and went to work. We were bored as hell, and then we walked over to the door. We figured hell, Raziel isn't going to bother talking to us now since he's pissed at me, so Nightcrawler did the woosh thing and we appeared in the room. The ugly guy is still trying to rape Janos or something, and Janos is freaking out. Who wouldn't? And then the guy ripes out his heart.

Me/Beatrix - Umm... eww?

Vash goes crazy and starts shooting at the guy but then he runs away. I shrug.

"Yeah that was random, let's go back to Moe's place." I said.

Had this been any other person I have no doubt they all would've killed me. But I'm guessing they just wanted to get the fuck out of this stupid ass game as much as I wanted to. So nobody said anything... expect Vash who was crying. So we just left him there and told Miku to give him oral or something. So me, Bea and Night did the woosh thing and ended up at the stronghold. Strangely enough that ugly guy made it there quicker then I thought. All those other guys died. That was funny. So we go over to Moe and I get pissed.

"Hey Lizard! When the fuck are we getting out of here?" I snapped.

He hung his head. "You take the fun out of all of this, you know that?"

"Here's the highlight of the year, I don't fucking CARE. Be happy Emo-Man's in a nutshell." I snapped. He sighed.

"At least wait untilhe destroys Kain. If you HADN'T had thrown my orb into the water I could have just sped up time for you." he snapped.

I

GOT

PISSED

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT I COULD HAVE BEEN HOME IN THE TIME IT TOOK FOR US TO SPOON AND YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME? IF YOUR WANG WASN'T SO GOOD TO EAT I'D BE BITING IT THE FUCK OFF!"

Yeah, that find of echoed throughout the stronghold, every living being paused and gave a weird look. He growled in exhaustion.

"Fine, fine. Go with Raziel, he will be sure to get you back to your home." he said.

I blinked and looked at the Ugly Guy. "THAT is RAZIEL?"

"...Yes... yes he is..."

"Why do you look like Joe from Blue's Clues?"

"JUST GO WITH HIM!"

Then I slapped Moebius for screaming. Then he yelled again. Then we made out. Then Beatrix punched me and dragged me out of the room, and we followed Raziel to this one place.

Hopefully I'll be done with this stupid game I'll go home within the next chapter. No promises.