Chapter One

The Dissapearence Of Jackie And Fez

Late one night the gang was coming back from a movie when strange noises started to occur underneath the hood of the Vista Cruiser.

"Eric, are you sure that we aren't gonna get eaten like those guys in the movie?" questioned Kelso.

"Kelso every time you ask that question Eric's answer is no." said Jackie.

"Whoa! Jackie settle down! Didn't you hear about the maniac canibalist who's been stalking teenagers driving home late at night?" asked Eric.

"Ai no!" yelled Fez, "Now I'll be a virgin forever!"

Eric and Donna erupted in laughter. "Jeez Fez. You belive everything." laughed Donna.

But little did the gang know that their really was a canibal out there. Even after all of the gang tried to make Fez belive there was really no canibal they couldn't make Fez forget it. But Fez was right not to forget about it. Turn after turn Eric took he accidently took one wrong turn and he was heading right twords the layer of the canibal also know as the empty warehouse outside of Appleton.

"Eric, are you sure you know where your going man?" asked Hyde. "A sign a few miles back said Appleton, 15 miles away."

"What?"exlaimed the rest of the gang. ''Why didn't you tell us?"

"Uh... I guess nobody heard me!''

After about half an hour the cruiser broke down.

"Great!" said Eric "Just great. Now we'll never get home."

"Don't worry Forman man. We'll just call a truck." said Hyde.

Back in Point Place Kitty was getting worried, "Oh Red, where could Eric possibly be?"

"Kitty, I'm sure he's just fine. He would have called if he was in trouble."

Down the road the gang saw an all night service station. "Listen you guys, Kelso, Hyde, Fez, and see if we can get a truck down here to towe the cruiser." said Eric.

"But then who's gonna make sure Jackie and Me are safe?" said Donna.

"Uh, Donna your a freakin' giant," said Jackie.

The four guys headed down the road to the all night service station.

"Welcome to the Kelso Family Service Station. How can I help you?" said the man behind the counter.

"Casey!" yelled Kelso.

"Micheal!" yelled Casey "What brings you out here?"

"Well, we were coming back from a movie and we took a wrong turn." said Kelso.

"And we need someone to towe the vista cruiser down here." said Eric.

"How far down the road?" asked Casey.

"About a mile." said Eric.

Casey then picked up a pair of key's then led the guys out to the truck and they were off to get the cruiser. When they got to the cruiser they discovered that Jackie was missing from the car and Donna was freaking out.

"Donna! What's the matter?" asked Eric.

''He just jumped on Jackie and took her." she said.

"Who? Who jumped on Jackie?" asked Hyde.

"A man with a knife Hyde. He looked lik-" Donna stoped then she opened her mouth again and out came an ear peircing scream. The scream continued for another minute. "Well I'm done."

"So what happened to Jackie?" asked Eric.

"She was taken by a guy who had a name tag on that said, 'My name is Phil and I'm a cannibal' and that's all I can remember. But why would a person be wearing a name tag that says his name and occupation?"

"Maybe he came back from a canibal convention." said Kelso.

"God Kelso, you are the biggest dumbass I have ever met." said Hyde.

"What! That's it man! Its on!" yelled Kelso

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa my friends. There is no reason to act like bitches." said Fez

"Fez! Just shut up!" yelled the rest of the gang.

"Fine." said Fez. "Is there a bathroom around here. I have to go to the bathroom."

"Woods Fez." said Eric.

Then Fez started to go into the woods. Little did he know he was being watched by the same man who kidnapped Jackie. "I'm taking a tinkle in the woods because there's no bathroom for a few miles." sung Fez. Right before Fez zipped up his fly the cannibal pounced on Fez. "Ai no!"

"What the hell was that?" asked Casey.

"It was probably Fez yelling because he was startled by a raccoon." said Eric.

A few seconds later an evil laughter erupted from the woods that startled the gang and made them run to the cruiser and hid there for a few minutes. Of course Casey, being the wuss he is, drove away in the truck.

"Oh well that's great! Now how are we supposed to get the cruiser repaired?" asked Eric.

"Well, we mine as well try to find Fez." said Donna.

The gang started trudging into the woods looking for Fez. After about an hour of walking the gang made it to the outskirts of Appleton. The gang decide to keep on walking untill they reached a homeless shelter which wasn't untill 1:00 in the morning. But unfortunently the homeless shelter was set ablaze by an arsonist.

"Oh great! Now where are we supposed to stay?" asked Hyde.

"Hey are you kids allright? You look tired." asked a fireman.

"Uh, no. We lost some of our friends to some psyco with a nametag about an hour ago, and we don't have a place to stay now." said Eric.

"Listen, you can stay at the firehouse tonight and we can look for your friends tommorow." said the fireman.

"Fine with me." said Kelso. "Does everyone else agree?" The rest of the gang raised their hand.

"Oh, and our car broke down where we lost our friends." said Eric.