Author Notes: YEAH!! Chapter two! WooT! I wrote this while I was in 'In School Suspension' (AKA ISS) and well yeah...it took me like five minutes to write so I really had nothing to do in there. I never knew principals would get so mad when you grab another girl's butt...and do "other stuff". Well I hope you all enjoy! Thanks for reviewing please continue that!! I LOVE REVIEWS!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter ETC. You know the rest right?
Chapter Two: The Dinner Fiasco
By the time they had reached the restaurant Harry felt as if it had been weeks since he last ate. First Ron and Malfoy couldn't decide on where to eat. The redhead's first choice was Italian, but Malfoy's response was nothing less then what would be expected of the
"You may not mind shoveling those carbs down your throat, but I do not wish to become a fat blob." He sneered. The blonde wore a smirk that he hadn't since his school days.
"Oh don't tell me you believe in those crazy diet fads, do you?" Ron exclaimed. "They're nothing but malarkey."
"I'm going to pretend you did not just say...malarkey, and it's not crazy! I've been watching my carbs for years, and compare your flabby filthy freckled self to my slim toned god like body."
"Dot dot dot okay then where do you suggest we go? Is there any place good enough for you?"
"Well, I have heard there is a new French restaurant near by..."
Hermione and Harry had been quietly listening as they stood against the wall next to the fireplace. Finally getting tired of a fight with no end in sight, 'Mione spoke up.
"You know what Ronald French sounds good to me, let's just go, okay?"
"You can't seriously be taking his side!" Ron cried, giving his wife an astonished look.
"I'm not taking anyone's side!! I would just like to go eat!"
"You always do this! You never believe me! Take anyone's side but mine!"
"RONALD! How dare you even think such a thing!" The married couple continued to bicker and squabble. Reminding me slightly of two old gay men.... who want their sex life to improve...fighting over who's turn it is to be on top....it's been so long that neither of them remember who went last...AND I'm getting WAY off subject.
"Looks like there's trouble in paradise!" Malfoy whispered. "Well what else would you expect when a wizard, even a poor one, marries a mudblood."
"How dare you! You bloody fucking wanker!" Ron leapt towards Malfoy, wand in hand.
"Ron! Stop this childish behavior now!!" Hermione grabbed him by the collar and pulled him back.
"Did you not hear what he just called you?" Ron was bewildered at 'Mione's calm reaction and disapproval of him defending her honour and all that other good jazz.
"Ron, we're not little kids anymore. Fighting isn't going to solve anything. Malfoy's opinion just doesn't really bother me that much any more. What bothers me is all this childish name-calling and squabbling (( A/N's I think that's my new word for the day. I'm going to see how many times I can use it.))
"Well you know what bothers me? Malfoy, the son of the devil, is eating dinner with us. I'm bothered by the fact that no one cares that he's calling you a mudblood. I'm even more bothered that I'm the only one saying any thing!" Ron was now no longer the only one to realize Harry hadn't said anything for the past ten minutes. With all eyes upon him Harry finally spoke up.
"Um ... clears throat bad ...Malfoy?"
Draco looked as though he had just been spoken to like a dog...wait he had just been spoken to like dog! "What are you going to do now Potter? Smack me with the newspaper? Throw me outside for the night? No more snaussages for Drakie?"
Ron was confused on whether to laugh his ass off, or to be upset that that was the best Harry could do to get his "boyfriend" under control.
"Fine we'll go to that French place, but Harry keep him in line."
"Um...yeah okaaay." Harry turned slightly to his left to better face Draco. "Erm...okay yeah...Malfoy shut up? So um we can go already?"
Dear readers if you are assuming it all went well from here on out you are sorely mistaken. Yes they did arrive at the spiffy new restaurant ((A/N's...it has a name but...don't you think that information is a little useless?)) But alas old rivalries die hard. As they stood in the lobby a ditzy blonde hostess greeted them.
"Hello and welcome to...um well I like forget the name of the place but like the salad bar is like really good. But um neways how many will be dinning with you this evening." She asked.
"She gives blondes a bad name." Malfoy muttered to Harry and received a swift elbow in the ribs.
Well I guess it all depends," Malfoy started. "Does this establishment allow animals to sit at the table? More to the point does it allow weasels at the table?"
"Well I think what we really have to worry about is are you okay with ferrets at the table?" Ron asked through barred teeth whilst in a glaring contest with their Slytherin guest.
"RON!"
"MALFOY!"
Hermione grabbed Ron by the ear and Harry grabbed Malfoy by the arm. They both pulled one of the two men closer to them, and gave what I like to call an old fashion talking to.
"How dare you act like this in public! How many times...."
"What makes you think you can act like this? I thought you were raised better then...."
The hostess stood there wide eyed taking a moment to register whether or not there really was a ferret and a weasel with them. Then interjected, "So that'll be two children's menus?" ((A/N's wow that's kind of too sarcastic for a ditzy blonde to say.))
dot dot dot There was an eerie silence as they all turned and faced her. Hermione and Harry let go of the two men and all four of them began to wipe invisible specks of dust off their clothes.
"That won't be necessary," Hermione said. "Just a table for four."
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"Should I get the lamb or the French onion soup?" Hermione peered over her menu and looked at Malfoy.
"Well honey I think..."Ron was about to tell her just to get a salad because everything looked really expensive but was cut off.
"Um well I was actually asking Malfoy." Hermione said.
"Well I personally have a distaste for French onion soup, and I've heard good things about the chef's lamb. But you should get what ever you want."
dinner arrives! and all was going well until Ron's clumsiness reared it's ugly head. He was attempting the oh so difficult task of eating a spoonful of peas but as fate would have it, his hand "slipped" sending several green dots flying through the air and inevitably landing in Malfoy's infamous platinum blonde hair.
"What I think just happened better not of happened if you value your life weasel." Draco glared at Ron as his hands slowly went to his hair only to find it covered in buttery greasy peas. His eyes widened in disgust then narrowed again as he raked them from his silky locks. "I'm. Going. To. Kill. You." He snarled.
"Come on, you got all the veggies out there is no need to get so mad. It was only an accident." Harry said told him.
"Exactly ferret you're just being stupid about all this." Ron said.
"OMG do you know how long ago that happened? 6 years okay!! Learn to forget already!" Draco yelled. "And I'm not being stupid!! If I don't wash my hair soon all this butter is going to make it all oily and gross!" He was feverishly stroking his hair.
"You are such a pansy! It's just your hair! Chill out okay?"
"I'm not a pansy! I just have good hygiene!"
"Are you trying to suggest something?"
"Yes indeed, you're are a poor dirty filthy stupid head!"
"Oh no you didn't!"
"Oh yes I did!"
"Well you know what? You're the stupid one!"
"I'm not stupid, you are!" Draco was still running his hands through his hair.
"No you're stupid!" Ron cried shortly followed by him sticking out his tongue.
"No you...........are.........." Draco paused through his sentence, and noticed that everyone in the once quiet restaurant was looking at them.
"Um.........check please?"
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"I can't believe you acted like that!" Harry shouted through the bathroom door. "And then you expected them to pick up the tab!"
Draco leaned his head back and rinsed out the warm vanilla and sugar scented shampoo. "Potter just because I am for this brief period of time taking residence at your ...home, does not mean we have to talk to one another. It was you who thought I couldn't be trusted at your home alone!"
"Well you can't blame me can you? I wouldn't expect you to trust me alone in the Malfoy Manor would you?' came Harry's voice through the door.
Draco was lathering himself in a similarly scented shimmering body wash. "Harry," Malfoy sighed. "I would rather not talk about things in which there is no remote chance of happening." He was to exsuasted to be rude. He rinsed himself off and slipped out of the shower.
"What ever the point is you..." Harry stopped mid sentence. Draco had opened the door leaving Harry inches away from Draco's face. Harry might not have intended it, but seeing Malfoy with only a towel wrapped around his hips left him wide eyed.
"When you're done staring could you move so I could go to my room?" Draco smirked at the slightly shorter boy. ((A/N's He's a boy at heart!))
"Yeah like I would stare at your ugly arse." Harry said as he moved out of the doorway. He scanned Draco up and down as he walked to his room.
As Draco walked down the hall, he called over his shoulder. "Then why are you doing it now?"
"How'd you...I mean I was looking at your legs....I mean I was was... ."
"Mmmm hmmm of course Potter."
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Author's Notes: WOOT! There's my chapter I hope you all enjoyed! Sorry it took so long for this to come out but I've been kind of behind in all my stories. PLEASE review!! I would love you all so much....and because I've already got the next chapter in mind and I would love to have a good reason to type it !
Riinu: Thanks for the review! and I really hope you like this chapter Um here you go? I'm glad you wanted more! WOoT! Some one wanted me to continue!
Draco: Um..okaay?Here you go! another chapter just for you! .
Jen:WOot!! A double like! yay! And I'm wondering how it's going to turn out as well. ponders
kvun: Doubl;e woot for the tripple like! YAY! I feel soo loved!
Lain-Iris: I'm glad you liked it! and yes ...that was kind of my plan! Evil gron and holds up yaoi x4sign Who wouldn't think that Draco is a turn on?!?! I mean look at him!! Draco is....HOT! I love him!! sigh/dreamy voice Draco.