The Official Fanfiction Academy of the Nine Kingdoms
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Chapter 2: Lessons From the Fourth Kingdom
First Jenny had the Queen in How To Get People To Fear You 101, she went to Assembly Hall One and sat down with everyone.
The girl she was sitting next to, Shayla, had the misfortune to put down half-wolf, attempting to attract Wolf's attention (which was mostly centered on Virginia and their new daughter, Hazel). Wolf had wanted all of his kids to be named after food; he was saying his next son would be Bacon.
Sadly, management had not gone easy on her. Shayla had golden eyes and a tail. She also had a craving for food all the time, and her hair had turned into steel gray. Basically, she was a very miserable half-wolf, in a place where wolves didn't seem to be liked very much, the Queen most of all. The Queen hated wolves because they ruined her plans to take over the Nine Kingdoms.
Speaking of which, the Queen then walked in. She was wearing a purple dress with a high collar, and had her hair in a tight bun, just like in the movie.
"Today, class, you will be learning the best way to teach people to fear you. Any interruptions will result in immediate punishment. The first thing you must do is to have an imposing image. People will not fear you if you dress as a clown. They will laugh at you," the Queen started when a girl raised her hand.
"Yes, Ginny ?"
"I'm sorry, but I don't fear you. Never have, never will. You're just some girl from a movie and it just happens that you're teaching fear to people," Ginny began as the Queen's face got darker and darker.
"And what would you do to make someone fear you?" The Queen asked, lethally quiet.
"Go become a ghost or something. Haven't you watched any horror flicks at all?" Ginny replied.
"Take her away from me Mirror!" The Queen yelled. A hand came out of a mirror standing behind her, and its hand-like thing grabbed Ginny and pulled her through. "That is what happens to any who tell me such! Remember that, and remember it well!" The Queen said too calmly for comfort.
"Now, let us get started. The first thing you must do for people to fear you is to..."
The mirror took Ginny to a place that looked suspiciously like the torture chamber of the trolls in the third Kingdom. Complete with the chair with straps, in which the mirror set her down in. Blabberwort, Bluebell and Burly were stoking the fire and arguing as usual, with Saturday Night Fever playing in the background.
While Ginny was too dazed to do anything, the straps hooked themselves over her wrists and ankles. While she was trying to get out, the trolls decided the fire was finally hot enough and turned around, holding a pair of red hot iron shoes.
They took off her shoes and socks, then they held the shoes close to her feet, so she could feel the heat. When the shoes got cold again, they repeated it, getting closer all the time.
Suddenly, the woman in black came in.
"Ah, our first rule breaker. What did this one do?" The lady asked.
"Insulted the queen. What should we do with her Miss Anya?" Blabberwort asked.
"Do what you wish. I put you in charge of punishment for a reason," Miss Anya said, glaring down at the terrified girl. The trolls smiled evilly at Ginny, and Miss Anya could hear her screams as she walked out of the room.
Shayla sat down with Jenny in the next class. They both had three very heavy books from the Queen's class, and they wondered how many books the King would assign.
King Wendell came in, wearing a white and There was no better way to describe it. It looked like all of his clothes in the movie rolled into one. He was smiling very brightly and at least eight girls, out of a class of twelve, stampeded. Only they ran right into a wall.
"Welcome to Who's Ruling What? Due to constant stampedes, the dwarves of the Ninth Kingdom made a mirror, where I can see and hear you and you can see and hear me, but I am not there!" King Wendell laughed at the girls who were slowly climbing back to their seats and rubbing their noses.
"Today, we will start with the First Kingdom. The First Kingdom is ruled by the fabulous Queen Cinderella. It is the oldest and most wealthy kingdom. Are you all taking notes? Good. We will have a test over this tomorrow. Cinderella is almost two hundred years old. The official color is pale blue. What is it now?" King Wendell said in a bored sounding voice. Tina raised her hand.
"Aren't you a Prince. I mean, you were in the movie," Tina said.
"No! This is after the movie, so I am King! King! Like I was in the last part! Now, if there are no more questions, we can -- What?"
"How does it feel to be a dog?" Another girl asked. Suddenly Prince Wendell, the dog, came up and jumped on her. Naturally they changed places.
"Why don't you tell me?" King Wendell said.
The girl jumped up onto the dog and changed back. "Never mind," she muttered.
"Any other questions?" King Wendell asked, not so kindly. "Didn't think so."
Miss Anya walked through the staff section, listening to the screams of the fangirls and fanboys that dared to get on the teachers' nerves. She stopped in front of a door covered in leather and knocked.
"Come in," the rough voice called.
Miss Anya approached Relish, the Troll King. "You called?"
"Yes, I just want you to know, I am not teaching a bunch of bratty children about or how to anything! They'll probably stampede me or stomp all over my shoes!" Relish said.
"Fine. If you won't teach, you'll just go to Fairytale Heaven, or Fairytale Hell. You see, the only reason you're alive now, is to teach these kids. If you don't, you'll die. Think about it." Miss Anya left the room and slammed the door behind her knocking off eight pairs of shoes.
"No! No! Not my beautiful shoes. Not the shoes! Spawn of the Queen!" Relish roared.
Author's Note: Sadly, the lovely Miss Fawkes has decided to leave us. She has reclaimed her character, Brooke, and will no longer be mentioned in this story. The first chapter has been replaced, and no longer carries her name or her character's.
So I would like to thank Fawkes for betaing the last two chapters, and editing.
Anyway, I'm sorry that I may not get to everyone's reviews, but they are appreciated all the same.
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