Hi! It is I, THE MIGHTY DARKTHEDA! Didja miss me? I am pleased to announce that this is my second Invader ZIM fanfic.
Well, I've been here long enough to discover something….evil. Bad evil. So evil and bad and evil and bad……it's just…sick. MARY-SUES! The most wicked force in the universe! And so, I have done it….I have created a fanfic where the Mary-Sue suffers. I am very mean.
DISCLAIMER: I am not Jhonen Vasquez, so I own none of his characters. I mean, c'mon! Do I LOOK like Jhonen? Wait….you can't see me. I OWN MONROE.
It was a sunny day at the local Skool! The sky was blue, the birds were chirping, and the giant kitty encounter had just been sorted out. But sadly, this is Fangirl weather.
POOF!
A short, fat, and ugly Fangirl appeared. She gazed at the Skool, and heaved a dreamy sigh. She took out a pink fuzzy pen, and began to scribble in a freakishly girly book. The Fangirl smiled, and with a POOF! She disappeared. It must be magic! WOW! I wonder if she pulls a rabbit out of a hat…..
Meanwhile, in our favorite Skool, Ms. Bitters was teaching her class. "Then when the tribes were being attacked, they knew they were all doomed. So they built giant toasters and…" The phone rang. Ms. Bitters scowled, and answered it. "Yes? What? Another one?" She sighed. "I'll get you for this one." She hissed, slamming the phone down. "Class, I am very outraged that another doomed child has joined our classroom." The door opened, and in stepped a very pretty girl. She had jet black shoulder length hair, clear, blue almond eyes, a slim figure, and her attire was that of an olive green shirt, black pants, a black trench coat, and black boots. AURGH! IT'S A MARY-SUE! KILL IT! KILL IT! "Hi!" Her voice was clear and very Mary-Sue-ish. She waved all shy and evil like. "My name's Bid." Bid said, eying someone with a very large head. And now, you're all pulling out your knives, ready to kill the obvious Mary-Sue, eh?
Skool was out, and Bid was following Dib home, the stalker. "Hi! So, who are you?" Bid asked. "Um, I'm Dib." Said Dib. "Oh, I'm Bid, as I said before. I'm into the paranormal." Said the evil Fangirl creation. Dib looked shocked. "Really? So am I! Did you notice? Zim is an alien! Together, we can expose him to the world!" Bid nodded. "Yeah." She replied, giggling. Bid went out to hold Dib's hand… when…
DarkTheda looked up, surprised to hear an alarm going off. Suddenly, Jhonen Vasquez appeared out of the sky. "YOU!" He said, pointing at DarkTheda. "My show has no love! I DEMAND THAT SOMETHING IS DONE!" Then he walked up to DarkTheda, and began to beat her. This filled DarkTheda with joy, because she had always wanted to be attacked by a celebrity. Anyway….
DarkTheda used her mighty authoress powers to make Monroe the kitty appear. Hungry, Monroe mistook Bid as a treat, and ate her. Purring contently, he walked away, licking her guts off his teeth. Dib shrugged, and went home.
Yahoo! I have finished this part! Send suggestions in your reviews on who the next Fangirl-loved character should be. I have completed Dib, probably the most common. And you will send reviews, so I go can to the Crazy House! I need one of those nice coats…