Howdy, ya'll! It's me, DarkTheda! Who else could I be? Well, I wanna thank all my good reviewers, and if you, for some reason, do not like Mary-Sues having to die…. WHY ARE YOU READING THIS? Hello? Obvious title! Anyway….

Disclaimer: I am not Jhonen Vasquez! Because… I am the wonderful, magical, DARKTHEDA! I own Monroe, but none of Jhonen's creations….

It was another day in the universe, the stars were shinning, the planets were fighting with each other… all was well, until…..

POOF!

Another ugly fangirl appeared. She sighed dreamily, staring at planet Irk. She took out a black pen with a skull eraser, and began to scribble in a gothic-looking notebook. She smiled, and POOF! She disappeared. WHY DO THEY KEEP DISAPPEARING? HUH? I WANNA DISAPPEAR TOO!

"My Tallest!" A short Irken guard ran up to the platform the Almighty Tallest were standing on. But, how can they stand there? I mean, c'mon! They have these little things that let them FLOAT! I wanna float! But I will use the word 'levitate' because it makes me sound smarter! "What is it?" Asked Tallest Red, not really caring. "My Tallest! A new Invader has just been recruited to help us with Operation Impending Doom II!" Tallest Red yawned. "Just send the soldier to Zim." Said Tallest Purple. The guard nodded, and went out to find this Invader.

The Invader had been waiting in a room. No, not a white, padded room, silly! She was kinda tall, strongly built, with a black Invader uniform, long, curly antennae, combat boots, and purple eyes. The Irken girl saluted. "You will be sent to planet Earth to assist Invader Zim." Growled the guard. Oh my! You feel so bad for the Mary-Sue, because a guard growled at her! Well, not really. The Invader girl nodded, and got in her Voot Cruiser.

Zim had been using a VERY BIG WEAPON against Dib. So they were both too busy to notice the Invader crash onto the planet. She got out of her Voot, and watched Zim and Dib fight. Then stuff happens. As in a giant kitty appears, and the event ends with Zim holding onto the kitty, screaming. So, being all, "heroic", our little Invader Mary-Sue goes to save Zim!

"So…. The Tallest sent you to help me?" Zim looked puzzled. All was safe, and the evil Sue like scenes are beginning to open, but….

DarkTheda looks up, alarms blaring. Jhonen Vasquez appears out of the sky. He points at DarkTheda. "Dammit, you! STOP IT WITH THESE SCENES!" And then he began to beat DarkTheda, which filled her with great joy, seeing that she likes being attacked by angry celebrities.

So, Zim shows the Invader around, when he shows her a gun, and it goes off on her. She drops dead. Zim shrugs and vaporizes her body.

YAY! That was easy. Next, THE TALLEST. Mwahahahahahahha….. soon, the Mary-Sues will DIE! So review so I can get into the Crazy House where I belong.