RALPH: (cont'd) Oh, shit! It's going to be the year 2455 all over again.....
CADET #2 (Letterman): Now, what about Michael Myers?....
RALPH: I don't have time to go into much detail because we will all be annihilated before we reach Planet X...... But I can tell you this about Michael Myers...
Michael Audrey Myers was born Thursday, October 24, 1957 in Haddonfield, IL. Michael was a happy child and loved his family.... He had an older sister named Judith and a younger sister named Laurie.... He showed no signs of abnormality.... Until one bloody Halloween night....
(The opening sequence from "Halloween" plays as Ralph "paints a picture" of that Halloween night.)
On Thursday, October 31, 1963.... This once-happy child and Laurie were being babysat by their neighbor, Janice Blackenship, across the street from their house... He walked outside and spied on Judith and her boyfriend, Gary, making out in his house.... He slowly walked into his house through the back door... went into the kitchen.... grabbed a sharp kitchen knife.... ascended the stairs...... up to Judtih's room.... She was completely naked and combing her hair.... She spotted Michael... And he slaughtered her!.... Stabbing her twelve times without stopping.... And before you knew it... Judith Myers had been murdered by six-year-old Michael..... He slowly descended the stairs to kill Laurie, but his parents had just come home and were completely shocked to see their son with a bloody butcher knife and a clown costume.... And from then on, Michael Myers had become mute....
(The clip ends...)
The next day, Michael Myers was committed to Dr. Frank DeKaro... but he was unable to reach Michael....
(We see a clip of Michael in the sanitarium with Dr. Loomis.)
On Monday, November 4, 1963.... Michael Myers was committed to Smith's Grove-Warren County Sanitarium under the care of Dr. Samuel Loomis....
(The clip ends.... We see a clip from the expanded version of "Halloween" in which Loomis protests to the court about Michael.)
On Friday, May 1, 1964.... Dr. Loomis protested to a court that Michael Myers should be committed to a maximum security ward..... He said that Michael's catatonia was used to trick the nurses and doctors at the hospital.... Loomis knew how dangerous Michael was, but nobody listened and he ramained at Smith's Grove.....
Loomis spent the next fiteen years trying to reach Michael.... During those fifteen years, Mr. and Mrs. Myers died in a car accident... and Laurie was adopted by the Strodes and took their name....
(We see a clip of Dr. Loomis and Marion Chambers driving to the sanitarium in the rain on October 30, 1978.)
On Monday, October 31, 1978.... Dr. Loomis and sanitarium nurse, Marion Chambers, were to take Michael to Harden County for a court date.... Michael snapped out of his catatonia and inscribed the word "SISTER" on the wall of his room and completely trashed the place.... When Loomis saw that all of the patients were free, he freaked and ran over to grab Michael, who had jumped onto the car.... attacked Marion... and drove away to Haddonfield.... Dr. Loomis followed him....
(We see clips of Michael, Laurie, Annie, and Linda.)
Laurie Strode and her two friends, Annie and Linda, were walking home from school and Michael never took his eyes off of them....
(We see Michael kill Annie, Bob, and Linda.)
As the night progressed, the three girls were baysitting right next to each other.... Michael killed Annie.... then Linda's boyfriend, Bob..... then Linda herself....
(We see Laurie walk into the Wallace House to check on Annie and Bob, and finds Judith's tombstone. Michael creeps up behind her and cuts her left sleeve, causing her to roll down the stairs.)
Laurie went to check on them, found found Judith Myers's tombstone with Annie's body... That's where she was reunited with Michael.....
(Laurie races down the stairs with Michael following her. Loomis sees Tommy and Lindsey run out of the house and runs in. )
Dr. Loomis and Sheriff Leigh Brackett had spent the whole day looking for him.... And just when he had gotten to Laurie....
(Loomis shoots Michael six times. Michael falls off of the balcony and appears to be dead.)
Loomis shot him six times....
LAURIE: Was that the Boogeyman?...
LOOMIS: As a matter of fact.... it was....
RALPH: Michael's work was far from done as he followed Laurie to the hospital... But Michael was set on fire and went into a ten-year coma... On Friday, October 31, 1980, Laurie gave birth to a girl named Jamie Lloyd.... The father was Jimmy Lloyd, whom Laurie met in the hospital.... Laurie faked her death, changed her name, and moved to Summer Glen, CA and had another son named John...
(We see the opening sequence to "Halloween 4" and various other clips, including Michael, Rachel, and Jamie at the )
On Sunday, October 30, 1978.... Michael Myers was to return to Smith's Grove under the care of Loomis.... But he found out about Jamie's existence and escaped.... He killed 11 people that night, but once again missed his main target.... Michael Myers was shot down at a mineshaft.....
That night, Jamie Lloyd stabbed her foster-mother.... She was then admitted to Haddonfield Children's Clinic....
One year later, he tried once again to kill Jamie but failed.... He and Jamie were captured by Dr. Terence Wynn and cult followers of the Celtic rune Thorn.... On November 9, Halloween was banned in Haddonfield....
Dr. Loomis retired on Saturday, December 2, 1989, but never gave up searching for Michael....
Michael and Jamie were thought to have died in a fire at the police station.... But Jamie had a baby in 1995....
On Monday, October 30, 1995.... Michael finally killed Jamie and tried to get to the baby, Stephen.... That Halloween, Tommy Doyle and Dr. Loomis helped rescue Stephen and the Strode family.... Stephen was to be Michael's last sacrifice and Danny Strode was to carry on his legacy.... Stephen was not injured, but Michael killed Loomis....
On Thursday, October 29, 1998.... Michael Myers went to Marion Chambers's office to find out where Stephen was living.... Instead he found that Laurie was still alive under the name Keri Tate.... He killed Marion and went to Summer Glen California to look for his long-lost sister...
On Saturday, October 31, 1998.... Michael found Laurie and killed almost everybody.... Laurie then proceeded to chop Michael's head off, but he grabbed the axe and chopped Laurie's head off instead....
FREDDY: Didn't they do a Web cast in 2002?....
RALPH: Not that I recall....
VOICES: CH-CH-CH-CH.... CR-CR-CR-CR.....
(Jason takes his machete and chops down an iron door behind Ralph. Everybody screams in terror....)
CADET #2 (Letterman): Now, what about Michael Myers?....
RALPH: I don't have time to go into much detail because we will all be annihilated before we reach Planet X...... But I can tell you this about Michael Myers...
Michael Audrey Myers was born Thursday, October 24, 1957 in Haddonfield, IL. Michael was a happy child and loved his family.... He had an older sister named Judith and a younger sister named Laurie.... He showed no signs of abnormality.... Until one bloody Halloween night....
(The opening sequence from "Halloween" plays as Ralph "paints a picture" of that Halloween night.)
On Thursday, October 31, 1963.... This once-happy child and Laurie were being babysat by their neighbor, Janice Blackenship, across the street from their house... He walked outside and spied on Judith and her boyfriend, Gary, making out in his house.... He slowly walked into his house through the back door... went into the kitchen.... grabbed a sharp kitchen knife.... ascended the stairs...... up to Judtih's room.... She was completely naked and combing her hair.... She spotted Michael... And he slaughtered her!.... Stabbing her twelve times without stopping.... And before you knew it... Judith Myers had been murdered by six-year-old Michael..... He slowly descended the stairs to kill Laurie, but his parents had just come home and were completely shocked to see their son with a bloody butcher knife and a clown costume.... And from then on, Michael Myers had become mute....
(The clip ends...)
The next day, Michael Myers was committed to Dr. Frank DeKaro... but he was unable to reach Michael....
(We see a clip of Michael in the sanitarium with Dr. Loomis.)
On Monday, November 4, 1963.... Michael Myers was committed to Smith's Grove-Warren County Sanitarium under the care of Dr. Samuel Loomis....
(The clip ends.... We see a clip from the expanded version of "Halloween" in which Loomis protests to the court about Michael.)
On Friday, May 1, 1964.... Dr. Loomis protested to a court that Michael Myers should be committed to a maximum security ward..... He said that Michael's catatonia was used to trick the nurses and doctors at the hospital.... Loomis knew how dangerous Michael was, but nobody listened and he ramained at Smith's Grove.....
Loomis spent the next fiteen years trying to reach Michael.... During those fifteen years, Mr. and Mrs. Myers died in a car accident... and Laurie was adopted by the Strodes and took their name....
(We see a clip of Dr. Loomis and Marion Chambers driving to the sanitarium in the rain on October 30, 1978.)
On Monday, October 31, 1978.... Dr. Loomis and sanitarium nurse, Marion Chambers, were to take Michael to Harden County for a court date.... Michael snapped out of his catatonia and inscribed the word "SISTER" on the wall of his room and completely trashed the place.... When Loomis saw that all of the patients were free, he freaked and ran over to grab Michael, who had jumped onto the car.... attacked Marion... and drove away to Haddonfield.... Dr. Loomis followed him....
(We see clips of Michael, Laurie, Annie, and Linda.)
Laurie Strode and her two friends, Annie and Linda, were walking home from school and Michael never took his eyes off of them....
(We see Michael kill Annie, Bob, and Linda.)
As the night progressed, the three girls were baysitting right next to each other.... Michael killed Annie.... then Linda's boyfriend, Bob..... then Linda herself....
(We see Laurie walk into the Wallace House to check on Annie and Bob, and finds Judith's tombstone. Michael creeps up behind her and cuts her left sleeve, causing her to roll down the stairs.)
Laurie went to check on them, found found Judith Myers's tombstone with Annie's body... That's where she was reunited with Michael.....
(Laurie races down the stairs with Michael following her. Loomis sees Tommy and Lindsey run out of the house and runs in. )
Dr. Loomis and Sheriff Leigh Brackett had spent the whole day looking for him.... And just when he had gotten to Laurie....
(Loomis shoots Michael six times. Michael falls off of the balcony and appears to be dead.)
Loomis shot him six times....
LAURIE: Was that the Boogeyman?...
LOOMIS: As a matter of fact.... it was....
RALPH: Michael's work was far from done as he followed Laurie to the hospital... But Michael was set on fire and went into a ten-year coma... On Friday, October 31, 1980, Laurie gave birth to a girl named Jamie Lloyd.... The father was Jimmy Lloyd, whom Laurie met in the hospital.... Laurie faked her death, changed her name, and moved to Summer Glen, CA and had another son named John...
(We see the opening sequence to "Halloween 4" and various other clips, including Michael, Rachel, and Jamie at the )
On Sunday, October 30, 1978.... Michael Myers was to return to Smith's Grove under the care of Loomis.... But he found out about Jamie's existence and escaped.... He killed 11 people that night, but once again missed his main target.... Michael Myers was shot down at a mineshaft.....
That night, Jamie Lloyd stabbed her foster-mother.... She was then admitted to Haddonfield Children's Clinic....
One year later, he tried once again to kill Jamie but failed.... He and Jamie were captured by Dr. Terence Wynn and cult followers of the Celtic rune Thorn.... On November 9, Halloween was banned in Haddonfield....
Dr. Loomis retired on Saturday, December 2, 1989, but never gave up searching for Michael....
Michael and Jamie were thought to have died in a fire at the police station.... But Jamie had a baby in 1995....
On Monday, October 30, 1995.... Michael finally killed Jamie and tried to get to the baby, Stephen.... That Halloween, Tommy Doyle and Dr. Loomis helped rescue Stephen and the Strode family.... Stephen was to be Michael's last sacrifice and Danny Strode was to carry on his legacy.... Stephen was not injured, but Michael killed Loomis....
On Thursday, October 29, 1998.... Michael Myers went to Marion Chambers's office to find out where Stephen was living.... Instead he found that Laurie was still alive under the name Keri Tate.... He killed Marion and went to Summer Glen California to look for his long-lost sister...
On Saturday, October 31, 1998.... Michael found Laurie and killed almost everybody.... Laurie then proceeded to chop Michael's head off, but he grabbed the axe and chopped Laurie's head off instead....
FREDDY: Didn't they do a Web cast in 2002?....
RALPH: Not that I recall....
VOICES: CH-CH-CH-CH.... CR-CR-CR-CR.....
(Jason takes his machete and chops down an iron door behind Ralph. Everybody screams in terror....)