Author's Note: I do not own any part of Wolf's Rain, Pizza Hut, or the Super Soaker industry. This was also written just for fun. I'm not dissing Wolf's Rain at all (it's my favorite anime).

"Rakuen Means No Soggy Breadsticks"
Course 1: City of No Pizza Hut
Co-written by Jesia and Pnut

"So, where are you headed?" Hige asked.

Kiba smiled slightly. "To Pizza Hut. I heard there's a special this month—get an extra large meaty pizza AND a family order of breadsticks with two sauces for just fifteen bucks. I've been saving all my life, since I was a pup, for this… But I dunno if I can eat it all by myself. You wanna come?"

Hige grinned from ear to ear. "Of course! And I can help you find it. My nose can pick up the sweet scent of cinnamon sticks up to ten kilometers away."

The white wolf sighed heavily. "Oh, how I envy you..."

"So, we should probably look for Cheza."

"What the hell's a 'Cheza'? I just want my non-soggy breadsticks and meaty pizza!" Kiba whined.

"Cheza can lead us straight to Pizza Hut. She's their prize delivery girl." Hige took a deep breath as if smelling something delectable. "I hear she smells like smoky pepperoni and bacon bits!"

"…Hey, Hige, do you smell that?"

The collared wolf lifted his delicate nose into the air and sniffed it daintily. His golden eyes widened in disgust. "Eww! Bad garlic butter!" .

"I think it's coming this way. We'd better get out of here before our appetites are ruined!" The two began to flee just as an old, tired man with a big black dog appeared. "Ugh, he's rank with overcooked garlic and greens!"

"So, I finally found the wolves… Feel my wrath!" the old boozer screamed as he held up his Super Soaker XXL 10,000. Hige and Kiba luckily dodged just in time to block the onslaught of bad garlic butter. "Don't make me pull out the big guns! I've got rotten marinara and I'm not afraid to use it!"

"Gross, what a waste of good food, too!" The chubbier wolf complained as he and Kiba escaped onto a rooftop.

"I'll get you damn wolves, every last one of ya! It was your kind that ate my pizza and my delivery boy! Ya damn demons!" the old fart growled. Blue simply sat at the old man's side and tilted her head, as if she didn't know what was going on.