Oh wow. You know, when I wrote this, it was sort of my friends idea. We were discussing how no matter what the object, tohma could conduct "sexual activities" with it as long as he had Eiri on his mind. xDDD We laughed our asses off on the thought.

This story was mainly written to scare the crap out of my friend (Bethany) friends. Does that make much sense? And, I thought "what the hell," and put it up on fanfiction to laugh and see how it would affect people.

I was a little saddened when I realized I couldn't respond to any of your most thoughtful and intriguing reviews…. But now, oh yes, I have discovered a way! I will respond to each and every review, so do not feel left out:3 yours will be here somewhere! Even if you haven't reviewed this story, go ahead and read it, the response should be funny.

To Guren: oh good. The main purpose was to sick people out. But for those of us who are already sick (not a bad thing xD) I guess we can find a little humor in such things.

To Saitaina R. Moricia: I felt the same way while writing this; Which is pretty strange… It was funny, it had its moments, but there were times I felt as low as dirty sexually for writing some thing so… so…. How do you say it? Graphic? And thank you for your compliment on my writing. I never thought it was a big deal.

To AkeatiaFoxx: Dirty minds are different. Different is never bad.

To GravityNeko: It did have its moments, didn't it?

To jmccall93: For some reason it came up as correct on my spell check. I'll try to remember that.

To Akina Tsukana: Can't decide whether it was good or bad? It's okay… I understand… xD

To LadyRave: XDDD Hehehehe.

To l.h.o.o.q: Oh wow. I love how this affected you and your life. xD Oh yeah, and by the way, I know the girl who made that icon. She's the same chick who helped to put a great deal of this idea in my head, and pushed me to finish it… xD You should see what happens to me when some one mentions bagel. I'll like… cry. It's pathetic.

To virenta: XDD BITCH! You helped! : You know you did….

To relish: Okay dumbass, didn't you read the "don't read this if you don't hate tohma" warning in the description? Besides, how do you know he never does such things? Can you truly be so sure? I mean, common, look at Mika… that bitch couldn't satisfy a mouse if she tried. If I were tohma, I'd rather fuck a bagel, too.

To A: XDDD dude I love you! This is honest to god the BEST review I've ever gotten:hugs you:

To EiriyukiLover: o.o

To Meagan: xD yay a satisfied reader!

To Eiri-Lover-223: you think it feels dirty reading it? Imagine writing it:cries and lights near by bagel on fire:

To Deshira: Okay!

To runningwanderingredserpent: Accutally, that's not true. I really do like Tohma. I looooove the TohmaxEiri pairing to friggin death. I think they go so much better together then Shuichi and Eiri do… But, you know, tohma can be a dick some times, and this was written based off those moments. Maki sure as hell can't make up her mind whether or not she wants tohima to love mika or eiri, and it's kind of pissing me off now.

But anyway, thankyou for the compliment on my writing. Like I said earlier :if you read: I never thought much of my own writing… I'm still learning a lot. And it did take a hella lot of gut to write this… but once I was finished, I was like, "BURN BITCH! MWAHAHAHAA! I JUST WROTE THE SICKEST PIECE OF FICTION EVER" and for that… I am proud.

Now I am done reviewing all my reviews…. I was thinking of writing a second chapter to this story, an actual second chapter… anyone think I should? xD