Like everyone else said, I do not own JCA. I only own my characters!

This is just for fun!;p

I thought of this when I was dying my hair.

I hope you think it is as funny as I thought it was.

Valmont's Bad Hair Day

Valmont was in a really nasty snit on the morning of Tuesday, July 5th. He had slept in. He was suppose to get his hair done at 9:00 a.m, and he woke up at 8:35a.m. Valmont couldn't belive it! He must have been up alittle too late thinking about his next plan for getting the talismans because that cursed Jackie Chan had foiled his last one.

He went to bed around 1:00 a.m. and forgot to set his alarm clock for 6. He was in much of a hurry to get to the solon in time. He got dressed, forgetting his tie, ran down stairs to step on his cat's tail, and slip on the bathroom rug to brush his teeth. He got out to his car and realized that he left his keys on his desk in his study.

'BLAST!' he thought. 'I am never going to get there on time!'

So he went back up stairs and grabbed his keys.

'Alright. Keys. Wallet. Tie. Where's my tie?' He ran to his room to find his tie on his bed and quickly put it on.

'Okay. Let's try this again.' He ran back down to his car and got in. It started up right away. 'Finally! Something that bloody works right!'

'I hope the traffic isn't bad. I can't stand heavy traffic.'

There was Valmont. Sitting in the middle of the highway. Not moving.

'BLAST THIS BLOODY DAY!' His mind screamed.

'This is bloody great! I'll miss my bloody hair appointment! BLAST! BLAST! BLAST!'

What is so important about your hair appointment? You are not a woman, are you? A voice laughed

in his mind.

"Shut the hell up Shendu! I do not have time for this!" Valmont said, forgetting his window was down.

Shendu laughed even harder.

"Shendu! I swear I will get an exorcism done on me so fast..."

Alright! Fine! Shendu growled.But I can take over and you won't be able to get one done.

Valmont shook his head and sighed.

I can also put you back in that chinese sorceror's robe that you hate so much.

"Bloody hell! Can't you leave me alone for one blasted day?"

No. I know that you will screw things up if I did.

"Then just leave me alone right now! I am not in a good mood."

Valmont looked over and seen a car full of girls who have been watching his whole conversation. He was so embaressed that his whole face turned red. Some of the girls giggled and the driver shook her head.

Valmont finally made it to the solon on time but Shendu wouldn't leave the subject alone when he walked in to see only women in the building. Not one man in sight.

I see! You have to make yourself pretty for the Enforcers!

"Shut the hell up, Shendu!" Valmont whispered.

No! I know what it is! You like Chan and you want to impress him! Is that it?

'Shendu' Valmont said mentally. 'I hate you. If you embaress me, I swear I will go to Chan's uncle and get you out of my body permenantly!'

Who the hell cares? It's not like you have the strength to ignore me like that. It's not like I can't stop you myself from doing it, you know. Shendu said.

Valmont? Valmont?

Valmont had just ignored the fire demon the best he could by not talking to him. He walked up to the desk and waited for the deskclerk.

"Excuse me, miss? My name is Valmont and I have a 9:00 appointment for my hair. Is Lee here today?"

"Mr. Valmont, I have you right here. I am sorry but Lee isn't here today."

'Great! The girl that usually does my hair isn't here today. What else can go wrong?' he thought.

"But Samantha is here today and she can help you." the woman said. "She is new here."

'Samantha? And she's new? Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to have a new girl do my hair.'

"Samantha! I have someone who needs his hair done!" the woman called.

There was a crash from the back room.

"Be right there!" a voice called. Then there was another crash. Valmont wasn't sure about this girl.

"Um, miss?"

"My name is Trudy."

"Yes, Trudy, is there anyone else free today that can do my hair? It sounds like Samantha is busy."

"No. Unfortunely not. Samantha is the only one that is free. All the other's are booked." Trudy said and she walked away. A girl stepped out from behind the curtian which led to the back room. She wasn't tall, but she wasn't short either. I guess you could call her medium in height. She had short brown hair and brown eyes to match. She looked about 17 years old.

"Hi!" She said, walking up to Valmont, holding out her hand."I'm Samantha."

"Hello Samantha, I am Valmont" he said shaking her hand.

'Wow, she has a pretty strong grip for a girl.'

"Okay, let's get started!" Samantha said as she dragged Valmont over to the sink.

'Oh no! Someone please help me!' he thought as he sat in the seat, head tilted back.

"Just lay back and close your eyes." she said.

"Samantha" Trudy called.

"Yes?"Samantha said turning as she grabbed for the pink dye thinking she grabbed shampoo.

The next thing Valmont heard was Samantha saying "Oops!"

"What do you mean 'Oops'?" he asked suspisiously. Valmont sat straight up, looked into the mirror across from him sigh and screamed. His hair was easter egg pink!

"I am so sorry!" the teen said over and over again. " I can fix it if you want me to."

"No! No one is going to touch my hair now except Lee!" he yelled.

"But Lee is off today. I don't know where to find her." Trudy said. "If you want, you can come in tomorrow and she can fix it then."

"Yes but what am I suppose to do now?" he asked. "I can't be seen like this!"

Valmont left the shop and headed back to his office. Fortunately Finn, Chow, Ratso, and Hak Foo weren't there, so he could take off the baseball cap Trudy gave him and looked in the mirror. Shendu was laughing so hard, Valmont could feel his body shake from it.

Wow Valmont, you look so pretty! I think the Enforcers will like it, don't you? Shendu teased.

Just then the elevator door opened.

Speak of the devils! Shendu said.

'Oh dear god no!' Valmont thought.

Finn was the first out of the elevator."Hey Big V! How's it..."

Finn stopped in his tracks when he saw Valmont's hair. The others followed and busted out laughing.

"What the hell happened to your hair? It's pink!" Finn laughed.

"Well" Valmont sighed. "the girl that usually does my hair, Lee, was off today and I got the new girl."

'This is so not fair!'

Shendu took over.

I like it. It suits Valmont very nicely. he said, smiling. Let's go see what Chan thinks of it!

"Dear Lord, NO!" Valmont yelled. The men started laughing even harder. "No one is to see me like this!"