Oh Valmont the demon laughed Don't be so modest. I bet anyone will say you look good in pink. Right guys?

Finn, Chow, and Ratso were all on the floor, laughing.

'WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?'

Valmont sat down and laid his head in his hands.

"Hey Valmont!" Chow yelled and he looked up. "Say cheese!" A flash went off and Valmont dropped his head again.

'Note to self, kill Chow and burn that picture.'

Wednesday, July 6th

Valmont went to Lee.

Lee was a tall, 18 yr old brunette with green eyes. She was talking on the phone when he walked in.

"Yes, we do perms and dying. We can take you about around 3:00 tomorrow. For you and your daugther? Okay we can do that. Bye!"

She looked up and seen Valmont's hair.

"Oh my god! What happened to your hair?"

Valmont told her about Samantha.

"I am so sorry I wasn't here! Next time you have an appointment, I will personally make sure I will be here. Now come with me." she said and he followed her to the back sink. All the women stared at him. It was not common to see a middle-aged man with bright pink hair.

"What can you do for me Lee?" he asked as he sat down.

She stood back and took a good look at his hair.

"Hmmm. Well we can do one of two things. We can dye your hair auburn or I can bleach it."

Dye it auburn! yelled Shendu in his head.

"Bleach it!" he said quickly.

You are no fun, you know that?

'I hate you.'

I know.

"Alright! Sit back and relax!"

'Please don't say 'oops'! 'Please don't say 'oops'!' he thought and as he did this, he fell asleep with his head tilted backwards.

"Valmont. Valmont. Wake up." he heard a voice in his head.

Valmont, this mortal girl is trying to wake you. Want me to kill her? Because I will.

"No!" he sat up and screamed.

"Whoa. It must have been some type of bad dream you had." a familiar voice said. He looked up and seen Lee and Trudy standing over him.

"Valmont? Are you okay? You fell out of the chair." Lee said.

"Yeah. I'm fine." he said looking around and realized all the women were staring at him and of course he blushed.

"I have good news. I got your hair to the exact tint it was before." Lee announced. Valmont stood up and looked in the mirror.

"Thank you so much!" he said, hugging Lee around the middle and picking her up off the ground.

"Okay, Valmont, I can't breathe!" she weezed.

"Sorry." he said putting her down. "You said you had good news, now what's the bad?"

"Well, Trudy was on the web and she got an E-mail of a picture of you with pink hair." Lee said. Valmont's eyes opened wide.

Same time.

Chow, Finn, and Ratso were hanging around a computer in Chow's apartment and laughing.

"Who else?" Chow asked.

"Let's send one to Chan!" Finn suggested.

"Yeah!" Ratso said.

Uncle's Rare Find's

Jade was on the computer playing a game of Solitair when an envolope popped up on the screen, saying 'You've got mail!'

"Uncle Jackie!" she called.

"Yes?" he said as he entered the room.

"You got a letter in your mailbox."

"Strange?"

Jade got up from the chair and Jackie sat down. He opened the envelope and a picture popped up.

"Is that Valmont?" Jackie asked.

Jade fell over laughing.

"He has pink hair!" he laughed also. "Uncle! Tohru! Come look at this!"

"What is it? Uncle is very busy right now!" Uncle said coming through the door, followed by Tohru. Uncle's eyes widened at the pink haired brit and Tohru laughed.

'I wonder if Captian Black has seen this.' Jackie thought.

Sector 13

Captian Black was at his desk, writing reports on the Dark Hand, when the E-mail came through. He took a sip of his coffee as he opened it and when he seen it, he almost choked on his coffee, laughing.

Back at the Solon

Valmont smacked his forehead. All the women were laughing at him except Lee. Shendu was laughing the hardest.

They actually had the guts to do it! I'm impressed! HA! HA! the fire demon said.
"Blast!" Valmont yelled.

The End.

Don't worry Valmont, this happened to my godmother, and it, well, uh, looked cool. Well it only looked cool because I was like ten. Hee!